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The Best Episodes of Sanford and Son

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The Best Episodes of Sanford and Son

The misadventures of a cantankerous junk dealer and his frustrated son.

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  1. Background image for Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe
    8.7/10(238 votes)

    #1 - Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe

    S3:E14

    Grady has a a piece of juicy gossip and is just dying to tell everyone. It seems Grip, an old friend, dated Fred's late-wife, Elizabeth, prior to her getting married to Fred. Elizabeth and Grip had been intimate and Lamont is the result. Fred is convinced Grip is nothing but a "jive turkey" and Esther may have the answer to this paternity question.

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    Director:Jack Shea
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle
    8.6/10(244 votes)

    #2 - Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle

    S3:E15

    Lamont is disgusted when he receives a traffic ticket for failure to yield on a right turn. Lamont is sure he did the most prudent thing for the situation and lets Fred talk him into fighting the ticket in court. Lamont is prepared to fight for himself but once in the court room he finds himself being represented ... by Fred!

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Rated X
    8.4/10(195 votes)

    #3 - Rated X

    S2:E24

    Lamont and Rollo answer an ad that promises them stardom through low-budget movies. Fred gets a hold of the brochure and decides to try out too. When they get down there they quickly discover the low budget movies are X-rated followed by a police raid and Fred, Lamont and Rollo are hauled off to jail.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for School Daze
    8.4/10(8 votes)

    #4 - School Daze

    S6:E25

    Fred has been neglecting Donna and she decides to investigate and soon discovers Fred has been leading a secret life, not even telling Lamont what has been going on. Donna is convinced that he is seeing another woman but they soon discover Fred is really going to night school to earn his GED diploma, which he never got since he dropped out of high school to support his parents.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection  (a.k.a.) The Chameleon
    8.3/10(192 votes)

    #5 - The Blind Mellow Jelly Collection (a.k.a.) The Chameleon

    S3:E10

    Lamont advises Fred to donate a collection of Blind Mellow Jelly records to a music library for a tax write-off. After doing so, Fred finds out from an appraiser that the records are valued at five hundred dollars. Fred, with dollar signs in his eyes, has Bubba act as though he were the son of Blind Mellow Jelly in an attempt to get them back.

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    Director:Mark Warren
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for Card Sharps
    8.2/10(217 votes)

    #6 - Card Sharps

    S2:E6

    Fred gets a surprise one night when Lamont announces that he's having some friends over to play poker. However, Fred doesn't take Lamont's advice at "getting lost" since he's convinced Lamont's so-called friends are trying to hustle him out of his money.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for A Visit From Lena Horne
    8.2/10(188 votes)

    #7 - A Visit From Lena Horne

    S2:E16

    Fred and Lamont take a tour through the NBC studios and Fred gets a kick out of seeing Johnny Carson's parking spot. However, what Fred really gets a kick out of is seeing Lena Horne's car and sneaks into her dressing room. After meeting her, he tries to trick her into visiting him at his home.

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    Director:Jack Shea
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Lamont is That You?
    8.2/10(179 votes)

    #8 - Lamont is That You?

    S3:E6

    Lamont and Rollo are out on the town one evening and decide to stop in at a new bar for a couple drinks. However, they soon realize they have stumbled into a gay bar. Unknown to them, Bubba just happened to see them go inside. Bubba promptly jumps to conclusions and then proceeds to tell Fred that Lamont is gay. Not believing Bubba's story, Fred decides to get to the bottom of the situation.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Superflyer
    8.2/10(186 votes)

    #9 - Superflyer

    S3:E8

    Fred gets news that an uncle has died and has left him $1500 in his will. The only thing is, in order to get the money, Fred has to fly to St. Louis to claim it. However, first he must overcome a fear of flying and Lamont is up in arms trying to help him.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Wine, Women and Aunt Esther (a.k.a.) Leaving the Nest
    8.2/10(155 votes)

    #10 - Wine, Women and Aunt Esther (a.k.a.) Leaving the Nest

    S3:E13

    Fred and his buddies are down over the death of a close friend and Aunt Esther's over-reacting does nothing to help. Thus, Fred decides to throw a cheer-up party and intends to have it in the Sanford home, complete with booze, music and friends of Fast Fanny, a topless waitress.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
  12. Background image for The Piano Movers
    8.1/10(263 votes)

    #11 - The Piano Movers

    S1:E14

    A wealthy man wants to get rid of a grand piano and Lamont gets a great deal on it. However, the big problem turns out to be moving it out of the man's apartment.

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    Director:Bruce Bilson
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Funny, You Don't Look It
    8.1/10(124 votes)

    #12 - Funny, You Don't Look It

    S6:E23

    Fred is tired of everyone walking all over him especially since he proclaims that he built his junk empire to what it is today, thus making him a king of an empire. Bubba suggests that Fred pay money to an agency to have them trace his roots. A couple weeks later Fred is in for a shock, he is a descendant from Jewish African kings.

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    Director:Russ Petranto
    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!
    8.0/10(174 votes)

    #13 - The Puerto Ricans Are Coming!

    S2:E8

    Fred gets a new next door neighbor and is shocked to learn that he is Puerto Rican and planning on opening a junk business of his own. Fred gets upset about the competition and contrives a plan to get the city to condemn his property especially since, Julio has a pet goat.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three
    8.0/10(186 votes)

    #14 - Sanford and Son and Sister Makes Three

    S2:E11

    Fred's old girlfriend Juanita stops by for dinner with her daughter, Alice. Lamont falls for Alice and thinks of asking for her hand in marriage. However, Juanita tells Fred that Alice is his daughter and Lamont is wining and dining his sister.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Lamont Goes African
    8.0/10(195 votes)

    #15 - Lamont Goes African

    S2:E17

    Lamont goes totally African. He starts to wear African clothing, and yearns to learn more about the culture. At the same time, Fred thinks that the whole thing is ridiculous, that is until a woman from Nigeria visits and explains to Lamont how sacred listening to your father is in African culture and how you should respect him.

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    Director:Jack Shea
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for The Members of the Wedding  (a.k.a.)  The Engagement
    8.0/10(157 votes)

    #16 - The Members of the Wedding (a.k.a.) The Engagement

    S3:E9

    Fred and Donna enjoy an evening out on the town but then Donna breaks the news that she has had another man propose marriage to her. Not wanting to lose her, Fred decides to propose marriage himself and they plan a small wedding ceremony. However, Lamont is totally against the whole thing and has Aunt Esther and family confront Donna and question her intentions.

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    Director:Jack Shea
    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for A House is Not a Poolroom
    8.0/10(151 votes)

    #17 - A House is Not a Poolroom

    S3:E11

    For a birthday present, Lamont buys Fred a pool table. But things get out of hand when Fred invites his buddies over for some friendly games. They quickly overstay their welcome and eat and drink Fred and Lamont out of house and home. Lamont quickly regrets ever buying the pool table for Fred and tries to convince him that the house is not a pool hall.

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    Director:Jack Shea
    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Happy Birthday, Pop
    7.9/10(265 votes)

    #18 - Happy Birthday, Pop

    S1:E2

    Lamont buys Fred a new hat for his birthday and then tries to take him out on the town to celebrate. However, a visit to a fancy bar, a movie theater to see Fiddler on the Roof and dinner at a Chinese restaurant are far from a celebration for Fred.

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    Director:Bud Yorkin
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride
    7.9/10(266 votes)

    #19 - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride

    S1:E3

    Engaged, Lamont is excited about his impending nuptials but on the wedding day he quickly finds himself the only one who is. The bride dumps him at the altar and he finds his relatives begging to get back their wedding gifts.

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    Director:Bud Yorkin
    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Coffins for Sale
    7.9/10(227 votes)

    #20 - Coffins for Sale

    S1:E9

    Lamont purchases two coffins from an auction to try and get a profit if he sells them to a funeral parlor. In the process, Fred becomes paranoid by having the coffins in the house and refuses to sleep in the house with the coffins. Lamont doesn't think much of it, until he begins hearing strange noises at night.

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    Writer:Unknown
  22. Background image for Fred's Treasure Garden
    7.9/10(146 votes)

    #21 - Fred's Treasure Garden

    S4:E11

    With Fred in St. Louis, Grady has been put in charge of taking care of his garden. Grady quickly notices a strange plant growing and assumes that it's wild parsley. However, Rollo is convinced it's marijuana and Lamont decides to turn it into the police. However, when Smitty and Hoppy arrive, the plants are gone but Grady has made dinner for everyone, a nice big salad for everyone.

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    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for The Stand-Ins
    7.9/10(150 votes)

    #22 - The Stand-Ins

    S4:E16

    Lamont comes home one evening and discovers Fred preparing a gourmet dinner and learns it's to celebrate the arrival of an old friend of Fred's, Bowlegs, a musician, who's visiting. Bowlegs' act is to be put on at a nightclub but when his partner strains his back, Fred and Lamont must fill in to fulfill the nightclub's requirements.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  24. Background image for Crossed Swords
    7.8/10(311 votes)

    #23 - Crossed Swords

    S1:E1

    Lamont buys a porcelain figure for $15 from a silent movie star and after having it appraised, Lamont and Fred decide to take it to an auction to make even more money on it. Fred and Lamont attend the auction pretending to be buyers so that the price can be jacked up higher. However, things go awry to Lamont's dismay.

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    Director:Bud Yorkin
    Writer:Unknown
  25. Background image for The Suitcase Case
    7.8/10(196 votes)

    #24 - The Suitcase Case

    S1:E12

    While collecting junk, Lamont runs across an old suitcase and decides it could be worth something. However, once he gets it home, Fred makes a shocking discovery when he opens the case to discover that it is stuffed with money. Lamont wants to turn the money in and Fred wants to keep it and locks in a safe. Just then a gunman shows up wanting the money.

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    Director:Peter Baldwin
    Writer:Unknown
  26. Background image for A Guest in the Yard
    7.8/10(170 votes)

    #25 - A Guest in the Yard

    S2:E12

    Fred and Lamont find a homeless bum sleeping in a bathtub in their yard. After trying to get him to move on, he pretends that he gets hurt on their property and threatens to sue. Fred and Lamont try everything in their power to persuade him not to sue and Fred does his best to try to prove the bum is not really injured.

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    Director:Jack Shea
    Writer:Unknown

Best Episodes Summary

"Mama's Baby, Papa's Maybe" is the best rated episode of "Sanford and Son". It scored 8.7/10 based on 238 votes. Directed by Jack Shea and written by Unknown, it aired on 1/4/1974. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Fred Sanford, Legal Eagle".