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The Worst Episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl

Every episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl!

It's her business doing pleasure with you. A witty and provocative series based on the real-life adventures of a high-class escort. Juggling her own reality...
Genres:DramaComedy
Networks:ITV2Showtime

Worst Episodes Summary

"Episode 5" is the worst rated episode of "Secret Diary of a Call Girl". It scored 6.2/10 based on 143 votes. Directed by Sam Donovan and written by Simeon Goulden, it aired on 3/1/2011. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 7".

  • Episode 5
    6.2/10143 votes
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    #1 - Episode 5

    Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2011

    Belle travels to New York City to oversee production of the movie based off of her books, but thing don't go as she expects.

    Director: Sam Donovan

    Writer: Simeon Goulden

  • Episode 7
    6.2/10144 votes
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    #2 - Episode 7

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 3/15/2011

    Belle throws herself into a vampire role play, but the appointment comes to a sticky end. Belle and Ben are still frosty with each other, while the predatory Harry and minx-like Poppy are still on the scene.

    Director: Sam Donovan

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 6
    6.3/10151 votes
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    #3 - Episode 6

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 3/8/2011

    Belle arrives home from New York to a nasty shock that leaves her in a fighting mood, so she unleashes the closet wrestler in a client and confronts dominatrix Charlotte. Relations with Ben hit a new low.

    Director: Sam Donovan

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 8
    6.5/10165 votes
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    #4 - Episode 8

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Aired 3/22/2011

    Belle finds herself in turmoil after Ben asks her to give up her job. She finds her life further complicated with Harry being around and one of her clients who looks familiar.

    Director: Sam Donovan

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 4
    6.6/10148 votes
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    #5 - Episode 4

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2011

    Belle tries to help Poppy come to terms with the recent revelations, but Poppy has other ideas. A cruel trick by dominatrix Charlotte leaves Belle holding the 'baby'.

    Director: Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 2
    6.7/10270 votes
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    #6 - Episode 2

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/4/2007

    Belle is invited to the most prestigious adult party in the country, however her client doesn't want to join the action. So she tries to get rid of him just to engage with a couple she just met - however her personal life gets in conflict with that.

    Director: Yann Demange

    Writer: Lucy Prebble

  • Episode 1
    6.7/10158 votes
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    #7 - Episode 1

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 2/1/2011

    Belle deals with a new business proposition, an uninvited house guest, a challenging client and the all-important question hanging over her head: should she commit to best friend Ben?

    Director: Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 3
    6.8/10244 votes
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    #8 - Episode 3

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/11/2007

    One of Belle's favourite clients has booked her for the entire night. However she feels bored when her client falls asleep and searches for a new adventure.

    Director: Yann Demange

    Writer: Lucy Prebble, Julie Gearey

  • Episode 3
    6.8/10154 votes
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    #9 - Episode 3

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 2/4/2010

    The sexual attraction between Belle and Duncan heats up over a late-night chat session, while Jackie wants her sister to accept that she and Ben are now a couple, and Bambi ignores Belle's warnings and falls for a handsome client.

    Director: Owen Harris

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 4
    6.8/10149 votes
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    #10 - Episode 4

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 2/11/2010

    Belle provides sage counsel to Ben regarding his failing relationship with Jackie, and to Bambi over her romance with her client, Byron - but she promptly ignores her own rules with Duncan.

    Director: Owen Harris

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 6
    6.8/10159 votes
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    #11 - Episode 6

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 2/25/2010

    The first meeting of Duncan and Ben does not go well, leaving Belle facing a dilemma: which man should she choose to keep in her life?

    Director: China Moo-Young

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 2
    6.8/10149 votes
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    #12 - Episode 2

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 2/8/2011

    Belle struggles after the reality of being a girlfriend, a chaperon and a high-class escort hit home, and when she meets Ben's mother there is an even bigger shock in store for her.

    Director: Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 3
    6.8/10140 votes
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    #13 - Episode 3

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 2/15/2011

    Belle's ability to separate work from pleasure is tested when she meets an alluring and dangerous new client. Meanwhile, Poppy's curiosity gets the better of her.

    Director: Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip

    Writer: Simeon Goulden

  • Episode 1
    6.9/10346 votes
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    #14 - Episode 1

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/27/2007

    Meet Belle, a high-priced high-class prostitute who describes her life and her adventures. She meets with her clients and runs into some problems when she breaks her own rules.

    Director: Yann Demange

    Writer: Lucy Prebble

  • Episode 6
    6.9/10221 votes
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    #15 - Episode 6

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/1/2007

    For once Belle might end up with a nice guy instead of a client. But will it work when Belle meets a guy and not Hannah?

    Director: Susan Tully

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 5
    6.9/10149 votes
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    #16 - Episode 5

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 2/18/2010

    Belle resists the notion of a serious relationship with Duncan until Bambi announces that she and former client Byron have become engaged.

    Director: China Moo-Young

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 4
    7.0/10224 votes
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    #17 - Episode 4

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2007

    When a client, who is also her accountant, asks her to experiment with S&M, even Belle's eyes are opened! Hannah's best friend, Ben, suddenly springs on her the fact that he is getting married.

    Director: Yann Demange

    Writer: Lucy Prebble

  • Episode 8
    7.0/10219 votes
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    #18 - Episode 8

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2007

    Belle is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to become more than just a regular prostitute. However what effect will her career change have on her life?

    Director: Susan Tully

    Writer: Lucy Prebble

  • Episode 3
    7.1/10163 votes
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    #19 - Episode 3

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/2008

    Belle struggles with having a relationship. If that wouldn't be enough already, she runs into trouble at work as well when the wife of a client shows up.

    Director: Fraser Macdonald

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 7
    7.1/10159 votes
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    #20 - Episode 7

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/16/2008

    Belle's night of passion with Ben has only confirmed to her that she needs to make a go of her relationship with Alex. She begs him to try again, ditches all her call girl paraphernalia and gets a job as a temp.

    Director: Peter Lydon

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 1
    7.1/10165 votes
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    #21 - Episode 1

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1/28/2010

    In the Season 3 premiere, Belle's book is a success but she worries about having enough material for a follow-up tome. Belle's sister Jackie shows up on her doorstep needing a place to stay after leaving her unfaithful husband.

    Director: Owen Harris

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 2
    7.1/10155 votes
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    #22 - Episode 2

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1/28/2010

    Belle tries to broaden Jackie's sexual horizons by taking her to a fetish club, with surprising results. Blocked in trying to write another book, Belle seeks support from her editor, Duncan.

    Director: Owen Harris

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 7
    7.1/10154 votes
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    #23 - Episode 7

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2010

    Belle investigates the other side of the bed by hiring a male escort and experiencing the client point of view, but feels guilty about "cheating" on Duncan - whom she does not realize employed Bambi's services earlier in the evening.

    Director: China Moo-Young

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 5
    7.2/10215 votes
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    #24 - Episode 5

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/25/2007

    Belle works for her favorite client together with another girl. When he dumps her for the new girl she's upset and calls Ben. He is still struggling from finding out about her secret identity.

    Director: Susan Tully

    Writer: N/A

  • Episode 2
    7.2/10166 votes
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    #25 - Episode 2

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/2008

    Bambi runs into some trouble at work and Belle is considering her future, but first she agrees to go on a date with Alex.

    Director: Fraser Macdonald

    Writer: Lucy Prebble