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It's her business doing pleasure with you. A witty and provocative series based on the real-life adventures of a high-class escort. Juggling her own reality with her clients' fantasies can be difficult, but this savvy

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    4.5/10(8 votes)

    #1 - Episode 1

    S4:E1

    Belle deals with a new business proposition, an uninvited house guest, a challenging client and the all-important question hanging over her head: should she commit to best friend Ben?

    Directors:Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    4.7/10(7 votes)

    #2 - Episode 3

    S3:E3

    The sexual attraction between Belle and Duncan heats up over a late-night chat session, while Jackie wants her sister to accept that she and Ben are now a couple, and Bambi ignores Belle's warnings and falls for a handsome client.

    Director:Owen Harris
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    5.0/10(7 votes)

    #3 - Episode 1

    S3:E1

    In the Season 3 premiere, Belle's book is a success but she worries about having enough material for a follow-up tome. Belle's sister Jackie shows up on her doorstep needing a place to stay after leaving her unfaithful husband.

    Director:Owen Harris
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    5.3/10(6 votes)

    #4 - Episode 7

    S4:E7

    Belle throws herself into a vampire role play, but the appointment comes to a sticky end. Belle and Ben are still frosty with each other, while the predatory Harry and minx-like Poppy are still on the scene.

    Director:Sam Donovan
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    5.4/10(7 votes)

    #5 - Episode 4

    S3:E4

    Belle provides sage counsel to Ben regarding his failing relationship with Jackie, and to Bambi over her romance with her client, Byron - but she promptly ignores her own rules with Duncan.

    Director:Owen Harris
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    5.7/10(6 votes)

    #6 - Episode 5

    S4:E5

    Belle travels to New York City to oversee production of the movie based off of her books, but thing don't go as she expects.

    Director:Sam Donovan
    Writer:Simeon Goulden

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  7. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    5.7/10(6 votes)

    #7 - Episode 6

    S4:E6

    Belle arrives home from New York to a nasty shock that leaves her in a fighting mood, so she unleashes the closet wrestler in a client and confronts dominatrix Charlotte. Relations with Ben hit a new low.

    Director:Sam Donovan
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    5.8/10(5 votes)

    #8 - Episode 2

    S3:E2

    Belle tries to broaden Jackie's sexual horizons by taking her to a fetish club, with surprising results. Blocked in trying to write another book, Belle seeks support from her editor, Duncan.

    Director:Owen Harris
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    5.8/10(6 votes)

    #9 - Episode 2

    S4:E2

    Belle struggles after the reality of being a girlfriend, a chaperon and a high-class escort hit home, and when she meets Ben's mother there is an even bigger shock in store for her.

    Directors:Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    5.8/10(6 votes)

    #10 - Episode 4

    S4:E4

    Belle tries to help Poppy come to terms with the recent revelations, but Poppy has other ideas. A cruel trick by dominatrix Charlotte leaves Belle holding the 'baby'.

    Directors:Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    6.0/10(7 votes)

    #11 - Episode 6

    S3:E6

    The first meeting of Duncan and Ben does not go well, leaving Belle facing a dilemma: which man should she choose to keep in her life?

    Director:China Moo-Young
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 8 - Episode 8
    6.0/10(6 votes)

    #12 - Episode 8

    S4:E8

    Belle finds herself in turmoil after Ben asks her to give up her job. She finds her life further complicated with Harry being around and one of her clients who looks familiar.

    Director:Sam Donovan
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    6.1/10(7 votes)

    #13 - Episode 5

    S3:E5

    Belle resists the notion of a serious relationship with Duncan until Bambi announces that she and former client Byron have become engaged.

    Director:China Moo-Young
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 4 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    6.2/10(6 votes)

    #14 - Episode 3

    S4:E3

    Belle's ability to separate work from pleasure is tested when she meets an alluring and dangerous new client. Meanwhile, Poppy's curiosity gets the better of her.

    Directors:Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip
    Writer:Simeon Goulden

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  15. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    6.3/10(7 votes)

    #15 - Episode 7

    S3:E7

    Belle investigates the other side of the bed by hiring a male escort and experiencing the client point of view, but feels guilty about "cheating" on Duncan - whom she does not realize employed Bambi's services earlier in the evening.

    Director:China Moo-Young
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    6.7/10(288 votes)

    #16 - Episode 2

    S1:E2

    Belle is invited to the most prestigious adult party in the country, however her client doesn't want to join the action. So she tries to get rid of him just to engage with a couple she just met - however her personal life gets in conflict with that.

    Director:Yann Demange
    Writer:Lucy Prebble

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  17. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 3 Episode 8 - Episode 8
    6.7/10(7 votes)

    #17 - Episode 8

    S3:E8

    In the Season 3 finale, the secret tryst between Duncan and Bambi is revealed at the latter's wedding, leaving Belle heartbroken but providing fodder for her new book's final chapter. Ben reveals his true feelings at the eleventh hour.

    Director:China Moo-Young
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 1 - Episode 1
    6.9/10(364 votes)

    #18 - Episode 1

    S1:E1

    Meet Belle, a high-priced high-class prostitute who describes her life and her adventures. She meets with her clients and runs into some problems when she breaks her own rules.

    Director:Yann Demange
    Writer:Lucy Prebble

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  19. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 3 - Episode 3
    6.9/10(261 votes)

    #19 - Episode 3

    S1:E3

    One of Belle's favourite clients has booked her for the entire night. However she feels bored when her client falls asleep and searches for a new adventure.

    Director:Yann Demange
    Writers:Julie Gearey, Lucy Prebble

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  20. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 4 - Episode 4
    7.0/10(239 votes)

    #20 - Episode 4

    S1:E4

    When a client, who is also her accountant, asks her to experiment with S&M, even Belle's eyes are opened! Hannah's best friend, Ben, suddenly springs on her the fact that he is getting married.

    Director:Yann Demange
    Writer:Lucy Prebble

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  21. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 6 - Episode 6
    7.0/10(235 votes)

    #21 - Episode 6

    S1:E6

    For once Belle might end up with a nice guy instead of a client. But will it work when Belle meets a guy and not Hannah?

    Director:Susan Tully
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 8 - Episode 8
    7.1/10(232 votes)

    #22 - Episode 8

    S1:E8

    Belle is offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to become more than just a regular prostitute. However what effect will her career change have on her life?

    Director:Susan Tully
    Writer:Lucy Prebble

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  23. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 2 Episode 7 - Episode 7
    7.1/10(171 votes)

    #23 - Episode 7

    S2:E7

    Belle's night of passion with Ben has only confirmed to her that she needs to make a go of her relationship with Alex. She begs him to try again, ditches all her call girl paraphernalia and gets a job as a temp.

    Director:Peter Lydon
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 1 Episode 5 - Episode 5
    7.2/10(231 votes)

    #24 - Episode 5

    S1:E5

    Belle works for her favorite client together with another girl. When he dumps her for the new girl she's upset and calls Ben. He is still struggling from finding out about her secret identity.

    Director:Susan Tully
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Secret Diary of a Call Girl Season 2 Episode 2 - Episode 2
    7.2/10(179 votes)

    #25 - Episode 2

    S2:E2

    Bambi runs into some trouble at work and Belle is considering her future, but first she agrees to go on a date with Alex.

    Director:Fraser Macdonald
    Writer:Lucy Prebble

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Episode 1" is the worst rated episode of "Secret Diary of a Call Girl". It scored 4.5/10 based on 8 votes. Directed by Alex Garcia Lopez, Wayne Che Yip and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/1/2011. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 3".