Tosh is an Argentinian gaucho who rides Stephen instead of a horse. Francis abducts Stephen in a flying saucer. Tosh confronts Francis in a fencing dispute.

Christie's running a small-town railroad. She takes Tosh for a wild ride on a humanoid train which eventually rumbles out of control and kills everyone in a devastating fireball.

Monica catches Rachel waiting seductively in her bedroom for Ross; to cover, Rachel tells Monica she's seeing a guy from work. Ross gets jealous and murders him.

Emily's cousin kicks Ross out of the apartment they were supposed to live in, so he moves into Chandler and Joey's car.

Mr Ed escapes a knackery, steals a car and heads back to L.A. where his owner Wilbur Post has been arrested by the NSW police for allegedly forging documents and giving them to Angus Taylor.

Chandler and Monica, tired of sneaking around, each make up an excuse to leave town and then go away for a weekend together but then both forget to turn up.

Andy teaches Opie about keeping promises, then must figure what to do with a friend of Opie's who has run away from home to join the public service.

Shaun Micallef works aboard a riverboat with Francis transporting livestock to the Middle East. Along the way the two play 'Turkey in the Straw' with a goat.

Andy suspects that Ellie is thinking about marriage when she invites him to the annual church picnic wearing a wedding dress.

Andy and Ellie stage a fake hostage situation to boost Barney's self-confidence but Barney gets into trouble when he detonates explosives on the roof and destroys a helicopter.

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After the Taylors' old housekeeper, gets married and moves away, Aunt Bee moves in to take care of Andy but Opie will not accept her and tampers with her brakes.

Kate and Quentin decide to spice up their marriage with some fantasy role playing but there are red faces all around when they turn up at their rendezvous both dressed as Michelle Grattan.

An Australian billionaire paper recycler comes to Mayberry to meet with his accountants but Andy gets suspicious when he finds out the mysterious visitor has only ever paid $1.36 in tax.

Andy and Barney decide to take action when the state police leave them out of a manhunt for an escaped lunatic.

Andy helps a local folk guitarist get a chance at stardom by arresting a band passing through town and shooting them when they try to escape.

Shaun Micallef presents a round-up, branding, inoculation and crutching of all the important news stories of the week in a brand new show that's guaranteed to blow the lid off an entirely different kettle of fish.

Shaun gets more than he bargained for when a car he was buying turns out to be an ocean liner. Meanwhile, Roz and Francis are up to their old necks too when a horse they were impersonating has to be put down.

Part 1. A cursed Tiki causes havoc for Shaun and his family while on a holiday in Hawaii.

Part 2. Tosh recovers consciousness after a wipeout on his surfboard and Veronica and Emily learn the meaning of serendipity when they look it up in the dictionary.

Join Shaun and his friends in this word-based quiz show that's guaranteed to last half an hour.

When Shaun is discovered murdered on the set, Phryne is called in to solve the case. SPOILER: The food in the ABC cafeteria is to blame.

The Masterchef judges are in for a surprise when the contestants go insane and burn down the kitchen. Gary and Matt think it's a little overdone but George says it's the best thing he's ever eaten.

Adam Hills chats to Mannie the Clown, cricketing legend Andy Caddick and international superstar Ben Vereen.

It's down to the final two. Who will win? The final all-singing, all-dancing bake-off will see Bazza and Martine facing their final challenge to become Australia's first KareokeCook.