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The Worst Episodes of Shine on Harvey Moon

Every episode of Shine on Harvey Moon ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Shine on Harvey Moon!

Shine on Harvey Moon! is a British comedy-drama series made by Central Television for ITV from 8 January 1982 to 23 August 1985 and briefly...
Genre:Drama
Network:ITV1

Worst Episodes Summary

"Hail the Conquering Hero" is the worst rated episode of "Shine on Harvey Moon". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/8/1982. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Getting to Know You".

  • Hail the Conquering Hero
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    #1 - Hail the Conquering Hero

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/1982

    In November 1945 corporals Harvey Moon and Lou Lewis return to London from Bombay, where they sat out the war as stores clerks. Harvey's house has been destroyed - not by a bomb but his wife; Rita's incompetence with the gas cooker; and his family have moved to a pre-fab. Since he was reported missing, Rita believed him dead and would have married a Yank, had he not already had a wife. Unlike his young daughter Maggie and ten-year-old son Stanley,Rita is not welcoming and Harvey and Lou move in with Harvey's mother.

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  • Getting to Know You
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    #2 - Getting to Know You

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/15/1982

    Harvey decides to spend a Saturday with Stanley and take him to watch the Arsenal play football. However, since Harvey went away the team's ground has been turned into a bedding centre and they are sharing a pitch with Spurs - the crowning insult for Harvey, who refuses to set foot in an enemy ground. To get back in Stanley's good books, he raids Rita's larder of the tinned treats provided by her American boy-friends and provides a slap-up tea. Maggie goes on a date with Lou and he stays the night.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • Who's Afraid Of Virginia Flake
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    #3 - Who's Afraid Of Virginia Flake

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/1982

    Harvey and Lou go to Bedfordshire to get officially demobbed, where Harvey, a non-smoker, uses his cigarette allowance to get Lou off a charge. Back in London, Harvey finds that Stanley has been arrested for stealing a packet of cigarettes from a grumpy shop-keeper and again finds that a little bribery works wonders.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • Sweet F.A.
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    #4 - Sweet F.A.

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/29/1982

    Harvey is not happy when Lou brings home a stack of black market sugar. He is no happier when the Labour Exchange get him a job as a stores clerk and he learns that Stanley is truanting. When he learns that Stanley only goes to school when there are sweet desserts he finds a solution for two of his problems, and quits his job to solve the third.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • The Rough with the Smooth
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    #5 - The Rough with the Smooth

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/5/1982

    To reward head mistress Harriet for giving Stanley extra work to get him into grammar school, Harvey Harriet to an upmarket restaurant but feels out of his depth and walks out. He is almost reconciled with Rita after beating up one of her fancy men who has assaulted her, but comes to see that she was just using him and returns to his mother's where Harriet brings him the food from the restaurant for a late night supper together.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • A Christmas Truce
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    #6 - A Christmas Truce

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/1982

    With Christmas approaching Harvey is anxious to get Stanley a bike courtesy of one of Lou's spiv friends and works long hours as a department store Santa to get the money, though Stanley runs back to his mother after seeing Harvey kiss Harriet. Harvey is almost rumbled when Rita brings Stanley in to the store, but, when Harvey's mother goes to see Rita to propose a Christmas truce, Stanley overhears what his father has done for him and returns to spend Christmas with a drunken Harvey.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • Getting Results
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    #7 - Getting Results

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/10/1982

    Whilst Lou's black market activities flourish Harvey is stuck in a dull job in a wireless factory working for the tight-fisted Hartley. He and Rita have to masquerade as a happy, united couple at an interview to get Stanley into the grammar school for which Harriet has recommended him. A combination of misunderstandings and Stanley's tall stories about his father's war exploits ensures entry but Maggie feels her father is neglecting her to spend time with Stanley.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • A Deal with the Devil
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    #8 - A Deal with the Devil

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/17/1982

    Back at work after the factory strike and with a pay rise, Harvey disapproves of Lou's involvement with local black market king 'Connie' Rosenthal. He is proved right when Lou is arrested for having four crates of whiskey in his car boot and refuses to name Rosenthal for fear of reprisals. Rita, working in Rosenthal's drinking club, meets new gentleman friend Monty who starts to buy Stanley's affections. Harvey does a deal with 'Connie' that gets rid of Monty though it involves Lou getting sent down for three months.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • In Sickness and in Health
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    #9 - In Sickness and in Health

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 9/24/1982

    When Nan, Harvey's mother, goes down with pneumonia, Harvey finds himself paying out doctor's bills and the money the imprisoned Lou buried in the park is no good as it is out of date, so that even Rita offers to help. At the Labour Party club, Harvey urges the members to write to the government insisting they push ahead with the N.H.S. causing Harriet to suggest he stand as a local councillor. Maggie has a false pregnancy scare and she and Stanley catch Harriet and Harvey kissing.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • The Party Line
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    #10 - The Party Line

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/1/1982

    Harvey agrees to stand as a Labour councillor against the right wing Progressive Party's Clarence Saxby. To appear to be a family man, he bribes Rita to present a united public front with him, but she proves to be a liability. Fortunately, Saxby bears a remarkable resemblance to a man who keeps exposing himself to Stanley, thus ensuring Harvey's victory.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • The Course of True Love
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    #11 - The Course of True Love

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/8/1982

    Just out of jail, Lou is dazzled by the stories Nan's old flame Wilf, who has made his fortune in Africa, tells and determines to emigrate. Unfortunately for him he decides to ask Harvey for a reference. Harvey feels under pressure when Harriet gets him to ask Rita for a divorce, and both women decide to come on a family outing to Southend, during which Stanley, upset by their bickering and the fact that Harvey missed his school football game, runs off. Harvey catches up with him, in a mine-field, but there is reconciliation all round.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • Safe as Houses
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    #12 - Safe as Houses

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/15/1982

    Harvey and Harriet spend a weekend with her father in the country. Harriet wants sex but Harvey prefers romance. Rita also becomes an object of desire when 'Connie' gives her a job managing a bar in Mayfair, with accommodation. His attempts to mix business with pleasure cause her to quit and return to the prefab. An unexploded bomb renders Nan's tenement block unsafe, causing the council to consider demolition and rehousing the tenants in a new town. When Nan resists, Harvey gets the council to change its plan but the bomb goes off anyway.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #13 - Goodnight Sweetheart

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/1/1984

    Harriet has moved to Holland to take up a teaching job. With the tenement blown up, Harvey and Lou end up in a doss-house but Harvey gets himself and Nan a flat in a house owned by Jewish refugees the Gottliebs. Lou contracts tuberculosis and Maggie blames Harvey for leaving him behind. Rita, working behind the bar in a hotel, is romanced by a charming ex-RAF type who turns out to be murderer Neville Heath.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #14 - Pick Yourself Up, Dust Yourself Down And...

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/8/1984

    With Lou in a sanatorium, Maggie starts to train in nursing. Harvey gets a letter from Harriet to say she is engaged to another man, but Rita quickly recovers from her ordeal with the murderer when Monty returns from Liverpool and pays her to host card schools. Harvey comforts landlady Frieda Gottlieb after her synagogue is fire-bombed in reprisals for the King David hotel in Israel. In gratitude, she gets her brother to bake Stanley a birthday cake.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #15 - Sisters and Brothers

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 6/15/1984

    Denied time off work to attend the Labour party Conference in Brighton with fellow councillor, solicitor Dick Elliott, Harvey quits his job but gets offered work by Dick as well as hearing a German address the delegates. Maggie moves into a nurses' home when Monty fills the prefab with his black market wares but also gives notice after being bawled out on the wards whilst Stanley learns to box and turns the tables on a bully at his new school.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair
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    #16 - I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/22/1984

    After a visit from Monty's pregnant girlfriend, Rita dumps him and goes out with the charming, urbane Leo Brandon, who has employed Maggie in his hat shop, only to be told that he is gay! Maggie is also dated by the well-spoken, well-educated Tom. Harvey starts work with Dick and his father in their law firm, falling foul of officious chief clerk Ryder but persuading the firm to act for the Gottliebs in their efforts to free a young Jewish friend arrested by the British for trying to enter Palestine.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #17 - Sentimental Journey

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 6/29/1984

    Having thrown Tom over for Lou, Maggie is devastated when a letter arrives from Scotland to say that Lou is now dating his convalescent nurse. The last member of the family for whom she once worked has died, leaving her an old car. With Frieda to supervise Nan drives Maggie, Stanley and Harvey back to the house where she worked, where Harvey and Frieda kiss and Harvey learns a secret from Nan's past. However the car breaks down so Nan sells it. Rita agrees to stay friends with Leo and buys into a hair-dressing salon whilst Stanley wins a school essay competition with a story based on Nan's little secret.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #18 - Goodnight Vienna

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 7/6/1984

    Christmas is coming, and Harvey clears the air with Ryder whilst Rita takes over the running of the salon and Maggie gets back with Tom, to the dismay of her annoying friend Veronica. The Gottliebs' teen-aged compatriot Yossela moves into the house but he is deeply disturbed by his wartime experiences and behaves erratically, slashing a portrait Frieda is painting of Harvey as he is jealous of their growing relationship. Ultimately, with Tom's help, he is put onto a ship bound for Palestine and, with peace restored, Nan kisses Erich under the mistletoe.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #19 - Baby It's Cold Outside

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 7/13/1984

    It's the coldest winter for fifty years and, whilst Harvey gets cosy with Frieda, Rita is feeling the bite. Firstly, after Stanley's headmaster has visited and had to stay the night on the sofa after being snowed in, she has to contend with his irate wife.Then the water mains freeze up, closing her salon when she is in debt to the landlord. Leo writes another cheque, but his possessive mother cancels it. Fortunately, Veronica is so keen to work with Rita that she is prepared to lend her her life savings.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • Fools Rush In
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    #20 - Fools Rush In

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 7/20/1984

    The Moons are unable to pay for Stanley to go on a school outing, but Harvey's pride causes him to turn down the headmaster's offer to finance him from school funds. Orthodox Erich, disapproves of Harvey dating Frieda and refuses to support his anti-Fascist meeting, though Harvey's tolerance almost stops short of Leo when he finds out from Maggie that he is gay. However the two men are reconciled at the dog track where Leo's greyhound is racing and where Harvey is robbed of his winnings by two Black Shirts who attended his meeting. Monty Fish helps him to turn the tables on his attackers as well as helping him to get on the right side of Erich.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

  • Spring Will Be a Little Late This Year
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    #21 - Spring Will Be a Little Late This Year

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 7/27/1984

    Harvey feels that Stanley is getting out of control and wants him to move in with himself and Frieda for when they are married. However, Frieda's paintings attract the attention of Jewish gallery owner Adrian Horowitz, and she seems set on her own career. Rita considers a divorce before going on holiday with Leo to the South of France following his mother's death. Nan meets Geoff, an old flame now a widower, who proposes marriage to her.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #22 - Kind Hearts and Coronets

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 7/5/1985

    The Moons get a scare when Stanley is rushed to hospital with suspected polio,though it proves to be a false alarm. The path of true love does not run smoothly for Nan when Geoff's objectionable son Albert makes it clear that he opposes their courtship. Harvey, however, is not only appointed as a magistrate, thanks to Dick, but gets to organize a dance to celebrate the marriage of Princess Elizabeth and to which Frieda accompanies him,having broken a date with Adrian Horowitz to do so.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #23 - Anything Goes...

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 7/12/1985

    Stolen ration books are planted in Harvey's surgery and the police call after Tory councillor Baldock accuses Harvey of theft. When Harvey threatens to expose Baldock's extra-marital affair he confesses that he has been leaned on by vengeful Blackshirts to incriminate Harvey. After Erich's bakery has had an unwelcome visit from a food inspector Harvey comes to his rescue and the Moons and the Gottliebs sit down to Christmas dinner. Harvey, however, has to make a mercy dash to a suicidal Baldock, whose wife has learned of the affair and left him though he is prepared to tell the truth and exonerate Harvey. Maggie also gets dumped by Tom though Rita and Leo cut a dash at the ballroom dancing finals.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #24 - Mud Sticks

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 7/19/1985

    1948 starts badly for Harvey when the local Labour Party, unsympathetic to his recent troubles, accuse him of bringing them bad publicity. Feeling that Dick has not supported him Harvey offers his recognition from the firm though he reconsiders when Leo, set up by jealous ex-boyfriend Joshua, is charged with importuning and Dick asks him to prepare a defence case. In court Rita gets Leo acquitted by claiming that they are lovers and, in so doing, provides Harvey with grounds for divorce on account of her supposed adultery.

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    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran

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    #25 - Love Is Blind

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 7/26/1985

    Already unhappy that her false admission in court might lose her custody of Stanley Rita gets more depressed as she loses handsome divorced Howard to Leo and has to accommodate Veronica, after she announces that she is pregnant and her father has thrown her out. To ease congestion Rita lets Stanley go to live with his father but finds Veronica a trying lodger. Fortunately, Leo agrees to take her on as his housekeeper. Harvey is also feeling distanced from Frieda when she goes to Paris alone to promote her artwork and, after a night in the pub, ends up in bed with Rita.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Laurence Marks, Maurice Gran