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Season 1
5.5/10125 votesPilot
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 4/19/2009
Knob Haven High School is in financial trouble, and Acting Principal Sue Sezno must win the upcoming football game to gain alumni donations or face firing a faculty member. Meanwhile, a scandal erupts when pills confiscated from a student’s locker becomes a part of Vice Principal Stuart Proszakian’s daily diet.
Director: Dwayne Carey-Hill
Writer: Unknown
- 6.1/1069 votes
Miracle's Are Real
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 4/26/2009
To celebrate the first day of spring, Miracle distributes flowers (at least she thinks so) to the staff. The flowers turn out to be hemlock, and Andrew winds up in a coma. Larry’s pragmatism causes Miracle to lose her hippy-dippy spirituality. As a result, Miracle becomes despondent, and it’s up to Larry to help her regain her faith. Meanwhile, Helen’s grudge against Sue puts the school’s spring fundraiser in jeopardy.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
- 6.2/1067 votes
World's Greatest Teacher
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2009
When Knob Haven High School has a chance to become a “distinguished school,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board in hopes of impressing Miracle. All looks good for Larry until a video of Ennis surfaces online and Principal Sezno replaces him. Meanwhile, Willard volunteers to teach Driver’s Ed in hopes of overcoming his fear of driving.
Director: Frank Marino
Writer: Alex Herschlag
- 6.6/1052 votes
Back in Time
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 5/10/2009
In an effort to impress the PTA, the faculty and staff of Knob Haven High School throw a party at Huey Lewis’ house. In true John Hughes fashion, the teachers decide to shake it up: Larry tries to get Miracle’s attention with his “interesting” date, Helen attempts to reinvent herself, Andrew finds his true identity and Willard goes on a booze run in a DeLorean that takes him across town and the time-space continuum in this homage to the ‘80s.
Director: Stephen Sandoval
Writer: Unknown
- 6.7/1046 votes
High School Confidential
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 9/12/2009
Vice Principal Prozackian is put in charge of the student newspaper, and runs a report that reveals that Miracle never graduated from high school. Meanwhile, Ennis gets stuck in the windshield of Principal Sezno's car and believes he's a half-man, half-machine superhero named "Sedanimal".
Director: Dwayne Carey-Hill
Writer: Unknown
- 6.8/1048 votes
Hurricane Willard
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 9/26/2009
When a hurricane heads for Knob Haven, the high school becomes the town's shelter for those who've lost their homes.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Aaron Ehasz
- 6.7/1045 votes
Mr. Hofftard Goes to Washington
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 10/3/2009
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Director: Frank Marino
Writer: Unknown
- 6.2/1040 votes
Tackin'
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 10/10/2009
When Larry hears from the Deep South Council of Physical Fitness, he attempts to remove all the junk food from the school to help the kids get fit. Willard convinces Larry to give him all the junk food, and as a result, suffers an unfortunate heart attack. When he awakens, he shares his amazing journey and causes an unexpected frenzy.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Richard Day
- 6.1/1045 votes
Helen and Sue's High School Reunion
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 10/24/2009
When Larry plans Knob Haven High School's reunion, he persuades Alanis Morissette to attend so that Helen and Sue's all-girl band, the "Knob Girlzz," can reunite for a special performance. Meanwhile, Andrew plots revenge against Jose Canseco, Larry seeks his long lost mermaid love and Ennis tries to stop Happy from planning what he thinks is a terrorist attack.
Director: Peter Avanzino
Writer: Alex Herschlag