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The Worst Episodes of Small Town Security

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The Worst Episodes of Small Town Security

Small Town Security is an American reality television series produced by Ken Druckerman and Banks Tarver from Left/Right Productions for the AMC network. The unscripted...

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    #1 - Episode 4

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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    #2 - Episode 5

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    #3 - Episode 9

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    #4 - Episode 10

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    #5 - Episode 11

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    #6 - Episode 12

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    #7 - Episode 13

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    Director:Unknown
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    #8 - Someone's Got the Meatball

    S3:E1

    Dennis creates a new training tape for JJK. Joan decides to capitalize on the Speecy Spicy Meatball. Irwin shows off his storage room..

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    #9 - The Dragon Takes Flight

    S3:E2

    After having his breasts removed, Dennis is ready to begin dating and enlists the help of his friend Sherry Dee Allen, who paints a mural on his wall to give his living quarters a woman's touch. Sherri and Dennis also go on a practice date, where she steers him away from topics like roughage and a "loose" relationship, and he reiterates that he's still in love with Joan. Separately, Brian and Christa help Dennis set up an online dating profile so he can meet women, but before an online date, he rushes to make Joan lunch, get her a Popsicle, and start her foot bath. He and his date play putt-putt golf, where they run into a screaming Irwin (who has already abandoned regular golf, fishing, solitaire, and kite-flying as hobbies that can help him relax). Things go well, and Dennis and his date make plans to see each other again.

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    #10 - Lambchop's Last Bite

    S3:E3

    JJK gets a muddy gig while Irwin devotes his time to a group of rough young ladies. Chief deals with the loss of her greatest love.

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    #11 - Heady Times Part 1

    S3:E4

    JJK loses a big client, and Irwin works to ensure guard loyalty. Joan struggles with her health and her local cable access show.

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    #12 - Heady Times Part 2

    S3:E5

    Joan gets a shocking diagnosis that comes with some tough side effects. Brian and Dennis land a geeky gig while Christa does some dirty work.

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    6.3/10(8 votes)

    #13 - Episode 8

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    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #14 - Episode 6

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    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Episode 3

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    #16 - Joan Koplan's Forum

    S1:E1

    A reality series about life at a family-run private-security firm in Georgia begins with a look at the training of the force. Later, the boss lands a talk show on public-access TV, but a secret is revealed during a taping.

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    8.2/10(13 votes)

    #17 - Episode 2

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    8.6/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Episode 7

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Episode 4" is the worst rated episode of "Small Town Security". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/16/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Episode 5".