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The Best Episodes of Snog Marry Avoid? Season 5

Every episode of Snog Marry Avoid? Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Snog Marry Avoid? Season 5!

The Best Episodes of Snog Marry Avoid? Season 5

Snog Marry Avoid? is a British reality television show broadcast on BBC Three, produced by Remarkable Television. The first four series were presented by Atomic...

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    #1 - Kelly and Dj Bam Bo Tang

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. POD lands in Essex. Ellie tries out the Essex ultra tan and POD goes into overdrive with two mega makeunders. Kelly is a pole dancing bimbo blonde who wants to prove she's not an airhead. She is followed into POD by DJ Bam Bo Tang, who has taken peacocking to the extreme with a chicken feather hairstyle.

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    #2 - Olivia and Kate.

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. In Liverpool, Ellie gets a fright as she tries out the famous 'Scousebrow'. POD meets Olivia, who is torn between becoming a glamour model and a teacher, and Kate, a self-styled 'queen of shock' who collects her own pubic hair.

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    #3 - Adrienne and Lottie Lou

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. In Manchester, Ellie tries out the WAG look and POD goes into makeunder overdrive. First up is Adrienne, who is a tanned WAG wannabe - but the trouble is that her boyfriend is a plumber. Then it's Lottie Lou, who has taught her kids how to apply her spray tan, but they hate her Oompa Loompa look.

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    #4 - Karina and Dan

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. POD takes on Cardiff! Ellie tries out 3D nails and POD goes into make under overdrive with two mega make unders. First up is Karina - nicknamed 'tangerina' - she is a mummy, who is struggling to be yummy. Then it is Dan from South Shields, who applies fake tan to his back with a mop.

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    #5 - Lacy Cakes and Charlene

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. POD takes on Merseyside. Ellie tries out the 'pyjamas and curlers' look and POD goes into make under overdrive with two mega make unders. First up is a girl, nicknamed Lacy Cakes, who likes to show off her muffins. Then it is Charlene, a chef who looks like she's been baked.

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    #6 - Kiya and Adele

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. Ellie discovers why Essex girls (and boys) love cosmetic surgery when she tries out a 'trout pout'. First to face POD is Kiya, a pole dancing accountant with a mountain of matted hair. Then it's Adele, a Derby lass who is addicted to dressing up.

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    #7 - Shelly and Olivia Dean

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. In Newcastle, Ellie gets a shocking new look when she tries out the 'Toon blow dry' and POD goes into overdrive with two challenging makeunders. First up is Shelley, who is turning her parents' home orange, followed by Olivia, who is Cumbria's answer to Kim Kardashian - except that 'she' is a 'he'.

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    #8 - Hannah and Tomasz

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. In Manchester, Ellie tries out the trend for wearing massive eyelashes and POD goes into overdrive with two challenging makeunders. First up is Hannah, who has taken fake tan to the ultimate extreme - she is so dark she has to spray herself in her garden. Next is Tomasz, a neon-loving casino worker who believes Jedward have copied his hairstyle.

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    #9 - Tessa, Nina and Ryan

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    Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide as a new, upgraded POD and host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. In Wales, Ellie discovers why Welsh girls love hair extensions and POD goes into overdrive with two mega makeunders. First up are a pair of Barbie wannabes who have turned sisterhood into an un-classy act. Then it's Ryan, a fox fur-wearing burger-flipper from Lancashire who gets mistaken for a girl.

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    #10 - Rachel and Holly

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    Snog Marry Avoid? is back! Britain's fakest fashion fiascos now have nowhere to hide, as POD and new host Ellie Taylor tour Britain on their natural beauty makeunder mission. POD makes under a Barbie lookalike who will wear a bikini on the beach in all weathers.

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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Kelly and Dj Bam Bo Tang" is the best rated episode of "Snog Marry Avoid?" season 5. It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/1/1970. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "Olivia and Kate.".