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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 1 - Dark, Dated Kitchen
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    S1:E1

    When you walk into the Laurel and John Grossman's outdated kitchen, the first thing you notice are the dark, decrepit cabinets. Not only are they seriously outdated, but the layout is impractical, the floors are a painted disgrace, and let's not even get into the dilapidated appliances!

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 2 - Decrepit, Dysfunctional Kitchen
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    S1:E2

    If you're looking for a good home-cooked meal, don't stop by Clare and Steve Morrison's house. They are so fed up with their outdated kitchen, they just pick up the phone for takeout when hunger strikes.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 3 - Multicolored Mess Hall
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    S1:E3

    When Sara Goldstein and Paul Boxer first saw their house, they thought they had found their dream home. Nicely sized rooms, hardwood floors and a great color scheme were just some of the pluses. That was until they opened the door to the kitchen. What they saw there stopped them in their tracks: vegetable wallpaper, bright-green cabinets, no dishwasher and yellow and black bathroom tile that goes halfway up the wall!

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 4 - Broken-Down, Blue Kitchen
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    S1:E4

    The Rockey family kitchen has been on rocky ground ever since they moved into their house. The large room is falling apart at the seams, and the abundance of space is plagued with problems, including worn-out blue cabinets, limited counter space and outdated appliances.

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  5. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 5 - Counter-Less Cucina
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    S1:E5

    Most families try to keep their kitchens as clean as possible, with countertops and floors so sparkling one could eat on them. But since Diana and Anthony Pingicer don't have countertops, they have no choice but to keep their floors clean enough to cook on and serve meals.

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  6. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 6 - Kitchen Needs to Get Current
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    S1:E6

    As an art teacher at a local middle school, Sally DeVinney has learned to keep an objective stance on each student's attempt at creating a personalized style of artistic identity. But when it comes to the amateur artwork scribbled across all of the cabinets and walls in her kitchen, she doesn't have as much patience.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 7 - Languishing, Lopsided Kitchen
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    S1:E7

    New parents Jennifer and Kent Watson have tried to maximize their time and money in the updates they have made to their first home. They have tackled the bathroom, living room and dining room, and have sprinkled a lot of finishing touches throughout the rest of the place.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 8 - Metallic Mishmash
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    S1:E8

    Sparkle and Sean Morrissey aren't sure who designed the kitchen in their 1950s row home, but whoever did had eclectic taste, to say the least. From the laminate on three of the four walls and the shiny metallic wallpaper to poorly designed layout, this kitchen is in dire need of a complete overhaul.

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  10. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 9 - Laminate Overload
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    S1:E9

    Michelle Costello is a stay-at-home mom who works just as hard as her full-time working husband, Dennis. If there is one thing that could make Michelle's job easier, it's a brand new kitchen. The previous homeowner must have hit the jackpot at the laminate store, as loads and loads of the blue stuff overwhelm the small space.

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  11. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 10 - Muddled, Mismatched Kitchen
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    S1:E10

    Most starter homes do not include five bedrooms, five baths and 3,300 square feet. So when Jill and Jon Christopher pulled up in front of this "beautiful, spectacular and stately home" in suburban Philadelphia, they were baffled as to why it was in their limited price range. They found out when they walked into the kitchen! Blue cabinetry, extremely outdated appliances and dirty linoleum flooring are just a few of the problems plaguing this space.

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  12. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 11 - Disjointed Kitchen
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    S1:E11

    Desiree and Brian Bell love their charming Old World home. It boasts a beautiful exterior, decorative exposed wood beams and stained wood floors throughout. The one caveat is the kitchen, which includes a 1947 stove, a 1968 dishwasher and a red and yellow linoleum floor. That's not to mention the crazy layout or misplaced washer and dryer.

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  13. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 12 - Crude, Cramped Kitchen
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    S1:E12

    The kitchen of Cathy Lotz and Patrick Boyle is a complete eyesore! For starters, it's got a crazy cramped layout, complete lack of storage and lousy linoleum floor. There's also bright orange countertops that clash with the mustard-colored sink and a dishwasher that no longer works — all mixed into one 91-square-foot space. Time for a kitchen intervention.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 1 Episode 13 - Stuck-in-the-'70s Kitchen
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    S1:E13

    Maria and Vince Tanzola love to entertain at their waterfront home in New Jersey. In fact, the house was made for it, despite the current shape of their 1970s kitchen. With an enormous outdoor patio right outside that features a newly refurbished dock and in-ground pool, the Tanzolas want to update this space so that the entertaining can flow from the dock and pool back inside to the kitchen.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 1 - Kitchen Catastrophe
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    S2:E1

    An engaged couple wants to redo their outdated kitchen before the wedding. Can they do it in time?

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 2 - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
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    S2:E2

    A growing family's new house is perfect ' except for the outdated kitchen. Can it be saved?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 3 - Fabulous '50s Kitchen
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    S2:E3

    Their kitchen is straight out of the '50s. Can it be updated without breaking the bank?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 4 - A Kitchen Filled with Love
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    S2:E4

    In Philadelphia, PA, two women who feed the homeless get a complete kitchen overhaul.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 5 - Carpet in the Kitchen?
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    S2:E5

    A first-time homeowner tackles her old kitchen. Will she get the beautiful new kitchen she wants?

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 6 - Room to Cook
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    S2:E6

    She hopes that a kitchen remodel will give her the much-needed counter space she needs for cooking.

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  21. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 7 - Dark, Dreary Kitchen
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    S2:E7

    A dreary kitchen gets a much-needed makeover, with new cabinets, fresh paint and fixtures.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 8 - Blast from the Past
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    S2:E8

    Their '70s kitchen, complete with ancient appliances and bad wallpaper, gets an eco-friendly update.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 9 - From Wasteful to Tasteful
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    S2:E9

    This kitchen is one of a kind ' one the world could live without. Time for a tasteful renovation!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 10 - Loves to Cook, Hates the Kitchen
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    S2:E10

    Do not adjust your television set; you are seeing red. So is the owner of this kitchen!

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 11 - Stuck in the '80s
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    S2:E11

    This kitchen has potential, but it's also potentially dangerous. Here's how to escape the time warp.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  26. Spice Up My Kitchen Season 2 Episode 12 - The Galley Must Go
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    S2:E12

    With so many things falling apart around it, what is keeping this kitchen from falling over?

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Dark, Dated Kitchen" is the worst rated episode of Spice Up My Kitchen. It scored 0.0/10 from 0 votes. Written and directed by Unknown, it aired on May 12, 2007.

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