The buyers return to Canada’s storage auction scene bigger, stronger, meaner and crazier than ever. Roy hires bodyguards to keep the riff raff away at an auction in Brampton. Bogart quits… but just when he thinks he’s out; can Paul pull him back in? Rick and Cindy make a wicket-awesome discovery, and Ursula gets carried away. Celebrity guests include Canadian healthy living advocates Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod, as well as Canadian National Cricket Team player Harvir Baidwan.

Fill-in auctioneer Patrick Pecker returns to call an auction and chaos ensues. Roy’s arch-nemesis, auctioneer Patrick Pecker, calls an auction on Weston Road. While Roy seeks to lift the curse, Ursula works her charm. Meanwhile, Bogart reads Paul the riot-shirt, and Rick and Cindy get lost (try not to bug out).

Ursula’s new employee Tania makes a big impression at an auction in Toronto. Ursula’s new employee Tania is tough, goth, and not afraid to pick a fight at an auction in Toronto. Of course, Cindy isn’t about to back down. When Bogart decides to assert himself, he threatens Roy’s claim to the title of biggest jerk at the auction.

Mike and Armando are janitors by night, buyers by day, and ready to get in on the action at an auction in Emery Village. Part-time janitors Mike and Armando hope to clean up at an auction in Emery Village. Rick and Cindy don’t want to deal with yet another pair of newbies. Paul on the other hand, is always on the lookout for potential replacements for Bogart. Roy can’t handle the tooth, but Ursula’s gnarly locker is, like, totally tubular!

Buying partnerships are put to the test at an auction in Brampton. Buying partnerships are put to the test at an auction in Brampton. Paul moans when Bogart puts him on a diet. Meanwhile, Rick squirms when Cindy wants him to wear a spiffy new shirt. Ursula tries on her bossy-pants, but what Roy finds really puts the icing on the cake.

Paul and Bogart vow to take down Rick and Cindy at an auction in Orillia. Paul and Bogart declare storage war on the veterans at an auction in Orillia. But Roy goes against the declaration and bums a ride off them instead. Ursula has a bad hair day, and Rick and Cindy meet Sportsnet Broadcaster and former Stanley Cup Champion Nick Kypreos.

Ursula declares war on Roy at an auction in the Old Weston neighbourhood of Toronto. Roy is up to his usual antics at an auction in the Old Weston neighbourhood of Toronto. Only this time, Ursula strikes back with full force. Paul and Bogart are the epitome of the blind leading the blind, while Rick and Cindy’s locker is more than meets the eye.

Paul and Bogart put away all their gimmicks and tricks for an auction in Leaside. Paul and Bogart concoct an entirely new strategy for an auction in Leaside: to have no strategy at all. Rick and Cindy play doctor, Ursula gets her geek on, and Roy rocks out with Canadian metal icon Robb Reiner of Anvil.

Ursula brings her pet chinchilla Monty to an auction in East Gwillimbury. Ursula hopes her pet chinchilla will bring her luck at an auction in East Gwillimbury, but little Monty has ideas of his own. Rick and Cindy get into watersports, Paul and Bogart make a virtue of chastity, and Roy comes to work in his pajamas.

Tensions run high between Roy and Ursula at an auction in Thornhill. Roy brings his dog for support and Ursula does her best to ignore them. Paul and Bogart hope their life coach will give them a leg up, and Cindy can't hear a word anyone is saying.

Paul and Bogart swore never to bring Bogart's sisters to another auction, which is why Roy brings them to one in Cambridge. Rick and Cindy try getting lucky with some models, while Ursula hopes magician Zack Mirza can make money materialize.

After months of waiting for Cindy to set a wedding date, Rick makes a bold move at an auction in Mississauga. Roy records his memoirs for bidding posterity. Ursula finds a new place to stash her booze, and Paul and Bogart get conched on the head.

Roy antagonizes the buyers at an auction in Don Mills with free psychological analysis. Ursula tries to rein in Paul's reckless bidding habits while Bogart's away making wedding plans. Rick preaches caution, but Cindy goes for the big score.

Cindy and Rick search for fresh lockers at an auction in Toronto. Unforeseen expenses force Ursula to reconsider her attitude about stripping. Roy crashes hard. Paul and Bogart experience the merciless negotiations of Jeff Schwarz: The Liquidator.

To his own amusement, Roy brings a mime to an auction in Corktown. Rick and Cindy arrive in a foul mood, Bogart hopes to whip Paul into shape, and Ursula aims to skewer the competition. Later, Roy gets a weather lesson from BT's Frank Ferragine.

The buyers head to Utopia hoping that the auction lives up to its name. Roy is flush with cash and is not afraid to bribe. Ursula runs afoul of some fowl, Rick and Cindy must atone for their sins, and Paul and Bogart uncover some true dough.

Paul and Bogart arrive at an auction with a new “secret weapon:” Paul's inexperienced brother Barry.

Roy shows his nephew what being an instigator is all about at an auction in South Etobicoke. Bogart wants a new catch-phrase. Rick's pirate shtick grates on Cindy's nerves, but that's nothing compared to what they get from director Kenny Hotz.

Bogart's hooked on goji berry juice and plans to spread the word at an auction in Milton. Roy is in all white, looking to spread distraction. Cindy's mind is on the lockers, but Rick's is in the gutter. Ursula has a bonsai to pick with her locker.

Roy distracts other buyers by invading their personal space at an auction in Mississauga. Paul and Bogart are clueless at finding a gift for Bogart's fiancée. Rick and Cindy regret arriving on rollerblades and Ursula has a horrific hair day.

Roy makes mischief at an auction in Toronto with an assortment of classic pranks. Rick and Cindy resort to flashing to grab Don's attention. Ursula vows to take the perfect selfie, and Paul decides Bogart is finally ready for “the talk."

The bachelor party Roy has planned for Bogart is all anyone can talk about. Before the party can begin, Paul and Bogart take care of some adorable business and Rick and Cindy hope to make some money at the track when they meet up with an Olympian.

New buyer Tommy is larger than life and looking for a big score at an auction in Brampton. Roy arrives with an intern, eager to mentor for free labor. Rick and Cindy hedge their bets and Ursula would rather be shopping.

The buyers attend an auction in Niagara Falls. Rick and Cindy wonder if Cindy will be recognized in her old hometown. Ursula is in a sticky situation, Roy is better off undead, and Paul and Bogart visit the Ripley's Believe It or Not! Museum.

Paul, Bogart, and their life coach go to an auction in Toronto. If any problems arise, they must “hug it out.” Ursula encourages her daughter to run away to join the circus. Rick takes charge, Cindy doesn't notice, and Roy sets his glass on fire.