When jokes fail to land, mission control steps in to bring the sketch safely home. A grisly executioner employs unconventional methods to get his job done. Ezekiel Browngoat's incredible business success has brought him unthinkable sorrow. Often overlooked by sports enthusiasts, two devoted speed walkers demonstrate their athleticism. In a rare, subtitled, event a baseball team reveals what they're really communicating with their sly hand signals. As a cruise ship sinks, a less than heroic captain oversees the vessel's evacuation.

Cupid gets his heart broken while hosting this special Valentine's episode of Studio C. A waitress thinks a man is being mean to his girlfriend. A girl interferes in her best friend's relationship. Romance fizzles as a promposal turns into a war. Heartbroken teenagers drown their sorrows in increasingly gigantic pizzas. A dad's attempts to intimidate his daughter's boyfriend are undercut when he can't stop giggling.

A young man recounts the story of how he came to live in a bird's nest. To attract value-seeking riders, Uber rolls out a new option—student drivers. When the Tooth Fairy's daughter loses a tooth, an extremely unique fairy appears. A confident spy confronts a bank robber and ends up jumping to conclusions. A rock band is unprepared for the audience's response to their hype act. A new manager becomes insecure whenever his subordinates mention their old boss.

An entire family gets involved when a teen daughter's date arrives. The first ever Westminster Cat Show leaves judges with a tough decision. A kidnapped grandmother proves to be more than her captors bargained for. Maria's attempt to teach the Von Trapp children about music leads to an existential crisis. Fast food staff intervene in the life of a customer. An aspiring screenwriter meets with Hollywood executives who have a few notes on her script. Three cursed kids attend a birthday party.

When death comes for Ethel, she puts up a fight. A man can't fight his urge to sniff and taste every questionable item in his fridge. Three cursed kids compete in a track meet. Never-before-seen footage captures the very first car accident ever. A high school basketball coach is obsessed with getting doused with Gatorade at the end of a game. An artist includes himself in every piece he creates, resulting in increasingly disturbing artwork. A woman becomes overly excited watching a man use the change machine in a hotel lobby.

An astronaut steps onto the Martian surface as the world awaits her first words. A city council meeting in Florida becomes extra chaotic when an unexpected visitor shares its concerns. A Jack-in-the-box terrorizes three cursed kids. A traveler seems completely caught off guard by the existence of the TSA and their air travel policies. A radio show is interrupted when the host's daughter calls in with a special request. A floundering toy company seeks to create a toy that will revolutionize the world.

Matthew and Tanner battle it out for the title of best hair on Studio C. Arvin pranks Dalton. An embattled spaceship crew tries every theoretical way to evade their enemies. New parents visit the hospital nursery for the first time. Chuck Meegan recruits Garet as the spokesman for his new product. Judge Judy puts herself on trial. A witch gathers old friends for a party that turns out to be a multi-level marketing pitch.

Guy Fieri rolls into town and faces off against an imposter claiming to be him. King Arthur and his squire seek an audience with the Lady of the Lake and get an unladylike surprise. Bob Ross has prunes on his mind and on his canvas. An exhausted, sick, and somewhat delusional poet captures his feelings about America and its scenery. An orphan girl shares her dearest and highly unique dreams with fellow orphans. A man with a truck load of generators hijacks a shop-from-home television broadcast.

Cast members show where they find sketch ideas. A dad brings snakes to career day. A cop experiences an existential crisis. A dairy farmer becomes suspicious that his cows are trying to steal his identity. A kid is cyberbullied.

A wild west folk ballad reveals the truth about the rugged frontier settlers in a town. Co-workers face off for the title of office funny guy. A producer and director are awestruck by an actor's audition. A regency era mother urges her daughters to calm themselves before their suitors arrive. A wealthy couple's love is put to the test when they encounter financial hardships. Chuck Meegan reveals his exciting plans for the future.