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The Worst Episodes of Talking Heads

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Six monologues tell the stories of six different repressed souls: a man dominated by his mother, a vicar's wife, an inveterate letter writer, a hopeful actress, a recently widowed woman, and an elderly shut-in.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Talking Heads Season 1 Episode 1 - A Chip in the Sugar
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    #1 - A Chip in the Sugar

    S1:E1

    Graham is a middle-aged man with a history of mild mental health problems, living with his mother in Leeds.

    Director:Stuart Burge

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  2. Talking Heads Season 1 Episode 2 - A Lady of Letters
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    #2 - A Lady of Letters

    S1:E2

    Irene Ruddock is not afraid to speak, or rather write, her mind: she writes letters to her MP, the police, the chemist - everyone she can, to remedy the social ills she sees around her.

    Director:Giles Foster

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  3. Talking Heads Season 1 Episode 3 - Bed Among the Lentils
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    #3 - Bed Among the Lentils

    S1:E3

    Susan, an alcoholic, nervous vicar's wife, distracts herself from her ambitious, and, as she sees him, vainly insensitive husband and his doting parishioners by conducting an affair with a nearby grocer, Ramesh Ramesh, discovering something about herself and God in the process.

    Director:Alan Bennett

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  4. Talking Heads Season 1 Episode 4 - Soldiering On
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    #4 - Soldiering On

    S1:E4

    Muriel is a strong woman, and always has been — a pillar of the community, a regular charity worker, and a volunteer for Meals on Wheels; and looking after her mentally ill daughter, Margaret, has fortified her resolve — so, after the death of her husband, Muriel is well-prepared to cope with the crisis.

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  5. Talking Heads Season 1 Episode 5 - Her Big Chance
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    #5 - Her Big Chance

    S1:E5

    Lesley is an aspiring actress, who, after a series of unpromising extra roles on television programmes such as Crossroads, finds what she believes to be her big break as the adventurous Travis in a new film for the West German market.

    Director:Giles Foster

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  6. Talking Heads Season 1 Episode 6 - A Cream Cracker Under the Settee
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    #6 - A Cream Cracker Under the Settee

    S1:E6

    Doris, aged seventy-five, is a tidy woman — and when she suffers a fall after trying to clear up after her considerably less thorough home help, Zulema, it becomes apparent that her constant nagging may have been responsible for her husband's early death.

    Director:Stuart Burge

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  8. Talking Heads Season 2 Episode 1 - Miss Fozzard Finds Her Feet
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    #7 - Miss Fozzard Finds Her Feet

    S2:E1

    Miss Fozzard is a lonely, middle-aged department store clerk in the Soft Furnishings Department whose free time is mostly spent caring for her brother after he suffers a stroke.

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  9. Talking Heads Season 2 Episode 2 - The Hand of God
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    #8 - The Hand of God

    S2:E2

    Celia is a covetous antiques dealer who brazenly aids elderly neighbours for the sole purpose of being in a good position to buy their treasures on the cheap when they die.

    Director:Stuart Burge

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  10. Talking Heads Season 2 Episode 3 - Playing Sandwiches
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    #9 - Playing Sandwiches

    S2:E3

    Wilfred is, we discover over time, a reformed paedophile living under a false identity and working as a much-praised maintenance man in a public park.

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  11. Talking Heads Season 2 Episode 4 - The Outside Dog
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    #10 - The Outside Dog

    S2:E4

    Clean freak Marjory gradually comes to realise that her partner, who works in a slaughterhouse, is using his employment to cover the fact that he's a particularly evil criminal.

    Director:Gavin Millar

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  12. Talking Heads Season 2 Episode 5 - Nights in the Gardens of Spain
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    #11 - Nights in the Gardens of Spain

    S2:E5

    Rosemary is a lonely woman who takes it upon herself to tend to a female neighbour's garden after the latter is arrested for murdering her abusive husband.

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  13. Talking Heads Season 2 Episode 6 - Waiting for the Telegram
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    #12 - Waiting for the Telegram

    S2:E6

    Violet is a confused, elderly woman in a nursing home who has been told by the excited staff she will soon be receiving a congratulatory telegram from the Queen in honour of her one hundredth birthday.

    Director:Stuart Burge

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Worst Episodes Summary

"A Chip in the Sugar" is the worst rated episode of "Talking Heads". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Stuart Burge and written by Alan Bennett, it aired on 4/19/1988. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "A Lady of Letters".