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Tattoo Nightmares is an American docu-reality series taking a closer look at “tattastrophies” and the genius work of cover-up artists who fix them. Tommy Helm, Big Gus and Jasmine Rodriguez are among the most revered

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Tattoo Nightmares Season 1 Episode 4 - Butt Pirate
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    #1 - Butt Pirate

    S1:E4

    A client wants a mistake made in Las Vegas transformed into a pirate masterpiece in the premiere of this reality show, which challenges three talented cover-up artists to fix really bad tattoos. Also: Parrots are morphed into parents; and a tribal design gets reworked.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Tattoo Nightmares Season 1 Episode 6 - Burn Baby Burn
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    #2 - Burn Baby Burn

    S1:E6

    Jasmine is shocked when her client reveals a burning American flag tattoo that he wants covered. Gus struggles to cover up a rockers biggest tribal embarrassment. Tommy’s client wants a cover up of a tattoo that almost cost him his life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Tattoo Nightmares Season 1 Episode 7 - Don't Call It a Tramp Stamp
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    #3 - Don't Call It a Tramp Stamp

    S1:E7

    Big Gus works on putting a young mother's criminal past behind her, while Jasmine deals with a client's horrible tribal sign.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 1 - Satanic Schoolgirl
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    #4 - Satanic Schoolgirl

    S2:E1

    Tommy tries to save a Catholic schoolgirl with a pentagram on her back, Gus takes on a shockingly obscene tattoo across a gangster’s stomach & Jasmine attempts to resurrect a nerd’s life with a “meow” tattoo on his butt.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 2 - Starfish Booty
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    #5 - Starfish Booty

    S2:E2

    Tommy tackles bare cartoon breasts on a man’s shoulder. Jasmine is caught off guard by a racist tattoo on a country boys arm and Gus struggles to keep cool while covering up a flower inside a girl’s butt crack.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 3 - Unholy Cross
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    #6 - Unholy Cross

    S2:E3

    Tommy goes up against a cross made of penises on a man’s chest, Jasmine struggles with a girl who was horribly wronged by her friend & Gus takes on the shop’s first & most extreme head tattoo to come through the door.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 4 - Tattoo Secrets
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    #7 - Tattoo Secrets

    S2:E4

    Jasmine is shocked by a client who reveals a heart wrenching secret to his wife, Tommy tackles the story of a girl betrayed by her own parents and Gus takes on the shop’s wildest cover up yet: 8 nipples on a man’s chest.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 5 - Good Girl Gone Bad
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    #8 - Good Girl Gone Bad

    S2:E5

    A seemingly innocent suburban girl shows Gus a nasty "F**k the Police" tat, Jasmine tries to turn a horrific demon clown into an angel & Tommy attempts to mend a tattoo so bad it sent a client’s grandfather to his grave.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 6 - Behind the 8 Ball
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    #9 - Behind the 8 Ball

    S2:E6

    A softball coach with the words “Bitch Please” on his neck turns to Tommy for redemption, Gus tries to help a lady with an incriminating 8 ball & Jasmine’s client faces a tat so serious it could send him to the hospital.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 7 - Couples Therapy
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    #10 - Couples Therapy

    S2:E7

    A quarreling couple needs Jasmine to erase the stains of their wild past, Tommy tries to help a mom with a horrifying skeleton that scares her son & Gus takes on a unicorn tattoo destroying his client’s fragile manhood.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 8 - Holy Hank!
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    #11 - Holy Hank!

    S2:E8

    Gus attempts to rescue a boisterous girl from the grips of an evil vampire squid, Jasmine tries to help a confused man with a mixed up national identity & Tommy calls upon the saints to help cover a cop’s past failures.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 9 - Fire Crotch
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    #12 - Fire Crotch

    S2:E9

    Gus takes a closer look at a forearm tattoo with some suspicious hidden images, Jasmine tries to extinguish a real-life fire crotch, and Tommy tries to lift the burden of a client’s childhood mistakes.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 10 - Pony Boy
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    #13 - Pony Boy

    S2:E10

    Jasmine ponies up for the only cop on the force with a cute tattoo, Tommy buries a banner & a horrible nickname at the same time, & Gus finds out that not every cover up is served with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 11 - Rib Shots and Breast-aurants
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    #14 - Rib Shots and Breast-aurants

    S2:E11

    Jasmine’s tough guy client turns soft when she hits his ribs, Gus has his hands full with a busty pin-up girl, and Tommy takes on Tattoo...

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 12 - Needle Phobia!
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    #15 - Needle Phobia!

    S2:E12

    Gus pokes holes in his clients debilitating needle phobia, Tommy takes on the literal scars left by blind love and Jasmine hears the story of a...

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 13 - I Do's and Bad Tattoos
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    #16 - I Do's and Bad Tattoos

    S2:E13

    Jasmine struggles to free her client from the pain of his jailhouse past.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 14 - All In
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    #17 - All In

    S2:E14

    Jasmine helps a very distraught client; Tommy is caught off guard by two lizards; Gus goes all in for a gambler with a stranger's face tattooed on his arm.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 15 - The Scrambler
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    #18 - The Scrambler

    S2:E15

    Gus scrambles to help a man cover a tragic memory; Jasmine works on an unlucky tattoo; Tommy cleans up after a con artist.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 16 - Jumping the Gun
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    #19 - Jumping the Gun

    S2:E16

    Jasmine attempts to exorcize an Irish curse that left her client writhing on the side of the road. Tommy tries to erase the scars left behind by a con-man & Gus reaches out to a man shaken by a disturbing carnival tragedy.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 17 - Ink Disasters
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    #20 - Ink Disasters

    S2:E17

    Tommy gets a final shot at redemption with Bradley from "Ink Master"; Gus takes on a scarred butterfly; and Jasmine tries to uncover a soldier's secret.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 18 - Big Norma's House
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    #21 - Big Norma's House

    S2:E18

    Gus does his best to clean up an unintentional dragon sperm tattoo, Jasmine learns first hand what happens when white rapping goes wrong, and Tommy helps soothe the wounds left behind by a national tragedy.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  22. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 19 - Bologna Ona Skillet
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    #22 - Bologna Ona Skillet

    S2:E19

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Tattoo Nightmares Season 2 Episode 20 - Disco Love
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    #23 - Disco Love

    S2:E20

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Tattoo Nightmares Season 3 Episode 1 - Welcome to Miami
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    #24 - Welcome to Miami

    S3:E1

    Tommy works on a piece that has shamed his clients family. Gus helps out a musician. Jasmine has to help out a superhero fan's phallic mistake.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. Tattoo Nightmares Season 3 Episode 2 - Call 911!
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    #25 - Call 911!

    S3:E2

    Tattoo Nightmares: Miami; a client's health takes a turn for the worse; Clint faces a fellow Texan's request; one father's poor choice offends Reese.

    Director:Unknown
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Worst Episodes Summary

"Butt Pirate" is the worst rated episode of "Tattoo Nightmares". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 11/6/2012. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Burn Baby Burn".