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The story of a pair of non-identical twin brothers, Lucien and Wayne, who live with their hygiene-crazed mother and their western/country-crazed father in a small town called Soap City. Lucien is a delicate, nature-loving boy,
Season 1
7.7/1016 votesMiss Kissy / Friend Fight
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 4/26/2003
Miss Kissy: Wayne draws a caricature of his teacher on the blackboard with big "kissy" lips and spreads a rumor that Miss Hissy has a boyfriend. Friend Fight: Lucien and Tony get into a fight when Tony thinks Lucien really hates the swamp, therefore breaking them up. Wayne becomes "Tony's friend". Wendy becomes Lucien's "boyfriend."
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
6.9/1015 votesThe Bad Seed / Rodeo Rita
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/22/2003
The Bad Seed: Lucien thinks he was adopted. Rodeo Rita: Mr. Cramp's favorite country western singer comes to town.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Mark Billingham
6.9/1021 votesFashion Passion / Small Wonder
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 3/29/2003
Fashion Passion: When Wayne turns up for the school photograph in mismatched clothes, the photographer declares him a cutting-edge trendsetter, and soon all the other children are desperate to copy his style. Small Wonder: Tony thinks that he is shrinking. Lucien does by all means to make Tony grow.
Director: Unknown
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6.8/1018 votesGreat Bowl of Fear / Mud Crush
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/1/2003
Great Bowl of Fear: Wayne goes fishing in the toilet bowl. Lucien desprately needs to use it. But he cant tell his mom because she has some friends in the house. Mud Crush: Lucien's mother hatches a plan to sell mud door to door as a beauty aid.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Mark Billingham
6.7/1031 votesWalk Like a Man / Bouncy Bob
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2003
Walk Like a Man: Lucien sneaks into Wayne's room and paints stubble on his face. Bouncy Bob: Lucien struggles to master a new skill.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Mark Billingham
6.7/1011 votesThe Great Luciani / Wendy Boy
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 3/22/2003
The Great Luciani: Lucien makes Wayne disappear during a magic show and cannot get him back. It appears Wayne was sleeping in a wagon in the dump. Wayne then re-appears and Lucien is almost in trouble, until he gets Wayne to confess. Wendy Boy: Mr. Winkle rejects the girly gifts Wendy makes for him, so Wayne teaches Wendy how to act like a boy to impress Mr. Winkle. Then Mr. Winkle takes Wendy and Wayne out night-hunting, but Mr. Winkle thinks Wayne is acting like a girl.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
6.7/1017 votesChameleon Chaos / Weedkiller
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 4/5/2003
Chameleon Chaos: Lucien finds an injured chameleon able to camouflage in the swamp and brings it home to take care of it by his mom's approval. And it likes him. Or does he? Wayne is scared of the chemeleon and by all means to get rid of it Weedkiller: Lucien and Tony grow lobster grass on other lawns. But all of Soap City wasn't pleased by the grass. Now the city has all means to get rid of them
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
6.6/1024 votesSwamp Fever / Kung Foolish
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 4/12/2003
Swamp Fever: The city council decides to get rid of the swamp. But Lucien, Mari, and Tony want to save it. And the only way to is to show them a real live Hairy Marsh Snail. Kung Foolish: Lucien learns martial arts.
Director: Unknown
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6.5/1023 votesMr. Winkle's Monkey / Wicked Wendy
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 5/31/2003
Mr. Winkle's Monkey: Lucien ""rescues"" a monkey from the Haz Chem Soap Factory, only to discover it is actually Mr. Winkle's special pet. Wicked Wendy: A silent clown sets off Lucien's clown phobia and Wayne injures himself on a dangerous trampoline.
Director: Unknown
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6.5/1019 votesNostalgia Nasty / Haircut Horrors
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 6/7/2003
Nostalgia Nasty: The family spend a weekend in a primitive cabin deep in the swamp. Haircut Horrors: Mrs. Cramp decides the barber is too dirty to cut the boys' hair, but after helping to clean his salon with her special cleaning potion, she finds she may have done more harm than good.
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