opening night vision mass shooting, dead I Love Lucy, 911 History William Shatner, Viva Glamor, Stephen King

guest host Kathy Ireland, Julie Brown hates Kathy, Three Stooges protects Kathy, Joan Rivers and others give Kathy advice, home pregnancy test, Woody Allen Miasery, beauty parlor, silent movie hacks

opening cast hangings, kid cop interrogation, accident victim clinic, beauty parlor, Backlot Probe, aliens with William Shatner, murder court case, bad nurses

A Demi Moore parody; the making of Sports Illustrated.

Skits include a spoof of Designing Women (1986); an ad for Reebuk pump shoes; a music video for "Your Love Makes Me High" by Mariah Carey (Julie Brown); the adventures of Axl Rose and Slash's groupies; a send-up of Cops (1989) with an exterminator; a demonstration of the viewer-interactive InstaCom system; a trailer for "The Day the Pets Got Even," and the first installment of The Armed Family, which centers on a trigger-happy suburban clan.

An accident victim receives a life-changing transplant from a baboon; a pair of groupies hide in rock stars luggage; the "Armed Family" takes an afternoon drive.

The Three Stooges are hired to perform an exorcism; housewife begins working at an escort service.

opening vortex to Hell, man-hate group, hillbilly family, suicidal Princess Diana, Herman's Head, Lipo Snacks, What's in the Bowling Bags, Conspiracy Chat

The "Beverly Hills 90210" gang discusses social issues; a Stephen King spoof; parody of the show "Studs."

Skits include a spoof of Wilson Phillips: Hold On (1990) and the group's appearance on MTV Rockumentary (1989); Midwesterner Barb takes a job at a phone sex hotline; various deformities are showcased on "Bad Plastic Surgery;" a teaser for "The Day the Pets Got Even Part 2: Cat Got My Tongue" is featured; an ad agency gets an account with the Pentagon; and the cast gets run over by a truck.

sweeps show, Who shot JR opening, Cracklin' Crotch, Hard News, at home critics, beauty parlor, Carol in Hawaii, maid hates man

no opening kills, Armed Family Christmas, female prisoners, CIA mole, Classic Arts, Bobbie Bando, sarcastic defendant

no opening mass kills, Goldie butts, video skanks, snuff Bloopers, the Judds, a complete waste of your time, Night Talk

opening Family Values explosion, MTV Madonna gyno-cam, Lamaze class, Backlot Probe Markie Post, Discovery kittens, troll date, Community Access girls

House of Style Cindy Crawford tattoos Claudia Schiffer, Creative Crime Clinic, crazy hats, Woody and Mia, Love not meant to be Theater, Heart Mart, Andy the Exterminator, female Gladiators can't get men

opening The Edge impersonators, Suzanne Somers pitch-woman, troll Home Alone, Secrete strong enough for a man made for a woman, Love not meant to be Theater, Andy the Exterminator, Viva Glamor, How to tell a poison mushroom

opening Julie Brown apologizes to Delta Burke, How to Kiss, Heart Connection with Jessica Hahn, Warren Beatty Mid-Life Crisis Center, Nascar driver, Dr. Fear, hanging laundry, AP&P, Dr. Mom, fortune teller, guest player George Wendt

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'Best of' episode highlighting the best moments from hosts Ryan, Steve and Helgie, from this season of The Edge.