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The Best Episodes of The Golden Cobra

Every episode of The Golden Cobra ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of The Golden Cobra!

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This animated comedy follows delivery driver Nick and the Abassi family, proprietors of the worst catering establishment in Ebbw Vale, The Golden Cobra Indian takeaway.

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 2 - Pigeon Toss
    8.2/10(14 votes)

    #1 - Pigeon Toss

    S1:E2

    Rhys has a falling out with Connor, the hardest boy in school. Basil, Nick and Jub brainstorm ideas to drum up business for the Golden Cobra and compete with their rival Ernish.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 3 - Precious Cargo
    8.1/10(8 votes)

    #2 - Precious Cargo

    S1:E3

    Strapped for cash, Nick and Jub agree to deliver a package of unknown goods for shady business owner Martin Bastard, sending them on a spooky trip to Aberdare.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 8 - A Titan of Rugby
    7.8/10(7 votes)

    #3 - A Titan of Rugby

    S1:E8

    Messiah of rugby Scott Quinnell blesses Ebbw Vale with his divine presence, bringing a heavenly warmth to the town. Basil sees his perfect opportunity for revenge.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 6 - A Big Step
    7.7/10(7 votes)

    #4 - A Big Step

    S1:E6

    Down in the dumps and riddled with guilt, a broken Nick reflects on his past and the devastating life-changing decision that led him to where he is now.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 1 - All Good Here
    7.6/10(19 votes)

    #5 - All Good Here

    S1:E1

    On a typical quiet night at Ebbw Vale's worst curry house, a health inspection throws owner Basil into a panic. Meanwhile, Nick has an unexpected encounter with an old rival.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 4 - Truth or Dare?
    7.5/10(7 votes)

    #6 - Truth or Dare?

    S1:E4

    Mona and her friends join the school tough nuts Connor and Bighead for a game of truth or dare. Samita worries Mona is in over her head and getting involved with the wrong crowd.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 5 - A Massive Waste of Time
    7.3/10(7 votes)

    #7 - A Massive Waste of Time

    S1:E5

    Basil and Jub decide it's finally time to make a TV advert for the Golden Cobra. Samita worries about her daughter's new relationship with infamous school bully Connor.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Golden Cobra Season 1 Episode 7 - Broken Saddle
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #8 - Broken Saddle

    S1:E7

    On a beautiful summer's day in Ebbw Vale, Nick finally steps up to the plate as his son Rhys suffers an injury too harrowing for this blurb.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 1 - Chops
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #9 - Chops

    S2:E1

    The Golden Cobra is now the number one curry house in Ebbw Vale, but a shark attack puts Basil's new-found success at risk. Jub reconnects with a friend from childhood.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 2 - Nick's Brother
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #10 - Nick's Brother

    S2:E2

    Someone from Nick’s family turns up to visit. Rhys, Kermit and Bigbird bunk off from their school Eisteddfod.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 3 - One-Star Review
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #11 - One-Star Review

    S2:E3

    When The Golden Cobra receives a bad online review, Basil and Jub attempt to find the culprit and exact revenge. Rhys is punished for bunking off school.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 4 - Nick's Dilemma
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #12 - Nick's Dilemma

    S2:E4

    Rick slips over at the Cobra, and Ebbw Vale’s most unethical accident solicitors convince him to take legal action. Basil gives Nick an ultimatum... a deadly ultimatum.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 5 - The Boy Who Found The Wasp's Nest
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #13 - The Boy Who Found The Wasp's Nest

    S2:E5

    When Connor is stung by wasps from a nest planted in his locker, Samita takes up the investigation but quickly discovers that the prime suspect is her daughter, Mona.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 6 - Jub's Girlfriend
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #14 - Jub's Girlfriend

    S2:E6

    With Nick having moved back into Claire's house, Jub is lonely and goes out looking for love. Meanwhile, Basil finds himself in danger while having to make his own deliveries.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 7 - Coal Hole
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #15 - Coal Hole

    S2:E7

    The Year 12 students get shafted when their fun school trip is switched last minute and they're forced to visit a mining museum, the Coal Hole. Mona is frustrated by Connor.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 8 - Miss Port's Party
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #16 - Miss Port's Party

    S2:E8

    Miss Port invites all her posh friends to a dinner party to celebrate Jub's new job, as well as her new air fryer. Basil is finally caught by the TV licence men.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 9 - The College Gig
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #17 - The College Gig

    S2:E9

    Rhys and his friends go to a college music gig after discovering that a girl in school might fancy him. But when he is threatened by Connor, they enlist local thug Malcolm to protect him.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 10 - Riding in Cars With Boyos
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #18 - Riding in Cars With Boyos

    S2:E10

    Mona promises to spend time with Miss Port’s nihilistic goth daughter, Lambrini, while Miss Port and Jub go for dinner at a posh restaurant. The night takes a turn Jub doesn't expect.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 11 - Exceedingly Good Boiler Cover
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #19 - Exceedingly Good Boiler Cover

    S2:E11

    After landing a huge sale at his new job, Jub goes for a big night out with his colleagues but finds himself struggling to match their pace. Meanwhile, Basil is starting to miss Jub.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. The Golden Cobra Season 2 Episode 12 - Chef's Special
    0.0/10(0 votes)

    #20 - Chef's Special

    S2:E12

    A familiar face returns to the Golden Cobra accompanied by his serial killer-obsessed girlfriend and takes the staff hostage. Jub takes stock of his life.

    Director:Unknown
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Best Episodes Summary

"Pigeon Toss" is the best rated episode of "The Golden Cobra". It scored 8.2/10 based on 14 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/16/2024. This episode scored 0.1 points higher than the second highest rated, "Precious Cargo".