Season 1
N/A/100 votesLet 'Em Eat Rolls
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/25/1968
Bert is talking to Claudia about not getting into schemes anymore. She does not want him thinking about Rufus. She leaves and Rufus enters. He comes in with a man named Horatio Hollander. He was riding in Rufus' cab and Rufus did not want to leave him alone because he was depressed. Horatio is a singer and is looking for his big break. Horatio leaves Bert's Place. Rufus wants to make a milk shake. Bert tells Rufus to do everything he does when making it. Rufus does fine until the last part of making the milk shake and he makes a mess. Claudia's old boyfriend from school Arnold Schreck comes into Bert's Place because the refrigerator in his Limo broke down. Bert sees that he is coming so he tells Rufus to go behind the counter and work. Bert says to Arnold that he is the owner of many restaurants. He asks for a sandwich and Rufus makes a tuna fish sandwich with ketchup on the inside and mustard on the outside. While this is going on Bert finds out that Arnold is a producer for a record
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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Episode 3
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/1968
Rufus and Bert decide to hirer a company to produce a commercial for Bert's Place in hopes to make more money for the diner.
Director: Leonard B. Stern
Writer: Unknown
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Take A Computer To Lunch
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 1/30/1969
Rufus who is sick of love decides to try the modern technology and be entered in a computer dating service. Rufus and Bert all all excited about it. When the results from the machine comes back it turns out that Rufus' sole mate is Claudia. Bert does not know this and Rufus does not want to tell him.
Director: Unknown
Writer: Unknown
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The Courtship Of Miles Butterworth
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/26/1969
Bert and Rufus' truck driver friend Big Tom announces he will be getting married to Gertie Zabisco. Big Tom has a bad habit of getting drunk and Gertie's brother knows this. He tells Rufus that if Big Tom does not show up he will be beaten up. Big Tom gets drunk and does not want to go to his wedding. Steve is ready to hurt Rufus.
Director: Reza Badiyi
Writer: Mel Tolkin