Wolf chaperones Ham and Judy on a school field trip to the abandoned Death Cliff Prison. Meanwhile, Beef accidentally agrees to compose a poem.

When a long lost family friend shows up at Lone Moose's White Elephant gift exchange, Beef is not pleased. Moon rescues a reindeer.

Judy and Honeybee encounter a strange group in the woods. The rest of the family has to save Beef from an arranged marriage.

All of Lone Moose gets wrapped up in the Little Mr. Ketchikan Canned Sausage Gentleman Pageant competition, a pageant for boys with an unusual history.

While Beef is away, the Tobin fishing boat goes missing! The Tobin siblings, along with Honeybee and Dirt, wildly speculate on what could have happened to The Mighty Kathleen.

Wolf finally gets cast on the local Alaskan survival show Dropped Off To Die, but when he's out early, his shame leads him to sneak home and hide on the Tobin property instead.

Ham starts performing at Yet-E-Cheddar's and develops a strange relationship with an animatronic Freddie the Yeti, that puts his relationship with Crispin in jeopardy. When the new Tobin Boat turns out to have a cursed name, the kids battle, Succession-style, for naming rights. Ham and Crispin break up.

Just when Honeybee thinks she's conquered every danger in Alaska, a new one pushes her to the limit.

Moon makes a big decision after clashing with Beef; Judy and Ham hatch a plot to make some extra cash.

Principal Gibbons catches Aunt Dirt posing as a cafeteria worker to woo another lunch lady and offers her the job if she agrees to coach the debate team; Wolf endeavors to impress Beef.

Judy feels anxiety about growing apart from Moon, so she signs them up for something they loved doing when they were younger, ice dance competitions. Beef is taken aback when Zelda Blop moves in next door.

Wolf and Honeybee’s spooky new business is put to the test by an influential travel reviewer.

The Tobins get stuck at school when Principal Gibbons is the only principal in the area not to declare a snow day in the face of an incoming blizzard.

Judy and Beef interfere with Ham's personal life. Wolf and Honeybee go on a quest to squash a rumour going around town that Wolf eats worms.

Aunt Dirt's interest in a role-playing game leads to a quest for vengeance. Beef is overtaken by a fascination in bead crafts.

Wolf has to track down Judy before they miss their dinner.

Judy joins the cast of a dinner theater production. Wolf and Honeybee help Moon sell jerky door-to-door.

Beef discovers the thrills of stunt fishing.

Beef and Walt's best-friendship is put to the test.

Honeybee and Wolf renovate the guest cabin. After an extreme experience, Ham, Judy, and Moon get whole new outlooks on life.

On a field trip to view Curlew's Kissin' Comets, Beef rushes to stop his kids from suffering a terrible fate. Aunt Dirt goes rogue at the Old Moose Retirement Home.

Wolf jumps into the amateur wrestling ring. Judy trains a new employee at the Point & Shoot.

Ham gets embroiled in the cutthroat world of local weather. Judy and Moon pursue an assassin.

All the Tobins fall under the spell of the Fall Frenzy Dance.

Worried that she’s inherited Beef’s fear of romance, Judy forces her dad to get back out there by attending a meat auction and singles mixer in the hopes of bringing home a new love, and also maybe some sausages.