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The Worst Episodes of The Guard

This one hour drama follows the search and rescue (SAR) team of the Canadian Coast Guard. The crew of the MLB Cape Pacific is lead...

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  1. Background image for Lovesick
    4.5/10(18 votes)

    #1 - Lovesick

    S2:E12

    When a woman mysteriously gets sick and then quickly dies the crew is quarantined at the base.

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    Director:Peter DeLuise
    Writer:Unknown
  2. Background image for The Big Day
    4.6/10(18 votes)

    #2 - The Big Day

    S2:E6

    Laura leaves David at the altar to take part in a rescue.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  3. Background image for Fistful of Rain
    4.6/10(16 votes)

    #3 - Fistful of Rain

    S2:E7

    Tension mounts in Port Hallet as the local commercial fishermen are shut out by moratorium that excludes First Nations fishing. Carly, a fisherman's daughter, sympathizes with the locals but finds herself forced to turn against them when they attempt to sink a native fishing boat. Meanwhile, a fresh crop of summer cadets from Coast Guard College arrive at the base ready to compete for positions on the MLB.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  4. Background image for Body Parts
    4.6/10(17 votes)

    #4 - Body Parts

    S2:E8

    The Coasties race to rescue an adult film crew. David's ex-wife arrives to investigate a foot washed up on the beach.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  5. Background image for Last Night
    4.6/10(17 votes)

    #5 - Last Night

    S2:E10

    Mysterious things happen at the home of a reclusive woman. Meanwhile hikers keep hearing explosions.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  6. Background image for At Sea
    4.6/10(16 votes)

    #6 - At Sea

    S2:E14

    When the crew of fishing vessel die, the coasties must figure out what went wrong.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
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  8. Background image for He is Heavy, He's My Brother
    4.7/10(17 votes)

    #7 - He is Heavy, He's My Brother

    S2:E9

    When Andrew and his brother disappear, the Coasties must figure out where he went.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  9. Background image for Full Circle
    4.7/10(17 votes)

    #8 - Full Circle

    S2:E15

    David's wife threatens Laura. The Coastie cup is awarded to the best cadet.

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    Director:Anne Wheeler
    Writer:Unknown
  10. Background image for Wake
    4.8/10(19 votes)

    #9 - Wake

    S2:E5

    A community-wide search for a missing epileptic boy expands when Carly doesn't return from a kayaking trip.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  11. Background image for Zero Footprint
    4.9/10(19 votes)

    #10 - Zero Footprint

    S2:E2

    Miro receives his punishment for regulation violations. Laura chooses whether or not to apply for a boat of her own.

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  12. Background image for Boom
    4.9/10(20 votes)

    #11 - Boom

    S2:E11

    When Tina goes missing Laura must work with Miro and Tina's mother to find her.

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    Director:Peter DeLuise
    Writer:Unknown
  13. Background image for Waheguru
    5.0/10(27 votes)

    #12 - Waheguru

    S1:E1

    Andrew deals with his failure to save a family from drowning.

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    Writer:Unknown
  14. Background image for The Beacon
    5.0/10(21 votes)

    #13 - The Beacon

    S1:E7

    When a retired lighthouse keeper with Alzheimer's goes missing, it stirs up Carly's guilt for abandoning her father. Ursula finds Tina in a compromising position in Miro's hotel room and gives Miro the boot, landing him in Laura's guest house. Carly finds Wendell camping out, about to revert back to drugs.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  15. Background image for Coming Through the Fog
    5.1/10(27 votes)

    #14 - Coming Through the Fog

    S1:E3

    A sailboat gets caught on high seas in a storm.

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    Writer:Unknown
  16. Background image for Out of the Woods
    5.1/10(20 votes)

    #15 - Out of the Woods

    S2:E13

    The crew works to save a family at the bottom of a cliff.

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown
  17. Background image for Live Free
    5.2/10(24 votes)

    #16 - Live Free

    S1:E2

    Andrew attempts to free a man trapped in an overturned lifeboat; Miro meets an attractive nudist.

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    Writer:Unknown
  18. Background image for When All Else Fails
    5.2/10(25 votes)

    #17 - When All Else Fails

    S1:E5

    A junkie is tossed overboard; Miro's truck is repossessed; Amy kicks Andrew out.

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    Writer:Unknown
  19. Background image for Sounds of Lonliness
    5.2/10(20 votes)

    #18 - Sounds of Lonliness

    S2:E3

    Andrew must face his demons when helping a woman prove her sister didn't die in an accident.

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    Director:Peter DeLuise
    Writer:Unknown
  20. Background image for The Hold
    5.3/10(28 votes)

    #19 - The Hold

    S2:E1

    Miro violates regulations when he takes the MLB on a chase. Meanwhile, Andrew tells Amy about kissing Carly.

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    Writer:Unknown
  21. Background image for Fight or Flight
    5.3/10(22 votes)

    #20 - Fight or Flight

    S2:E4

    The crew finds itself in a race against time when they respond to a plane crash on a remote island.

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  22. Background image for When I'm Sixty Four
    5.4/10(29 votes)

    #21 - When I'm Sixty Four

    S1:E4

    Carly discloses her troubled childhood to Wendell; Andrew's nightmares escalate and he quits counseling; Miro picks up a teenage flag girl to bring to Laura's party.

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    Writer:Unknown
  23. Background image for Just Say No
    5.5/10(26 votes)

    #22 - Just Say No

    S1:E6

    A rescue becomes personal for Laura when she is called upon to save the life of Jen, an undercover cop, who is Tina's biological mother. With tequila as incentive, Andrew and Carly study for the upcoming base inspection and accidentally share a passionate kiss. While attempting to repair Laura's backyard shed, Miro enlists Tina's help and ends up being a positive influence.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Lovesick" is the worst rated episode of "The Guard". It scored 4.5/10 based on 18 votes. Directed by Peter DeLuise and written by Unknown, it aired on 6/15/2009. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Big Day".