All the ladies meet for a nice lunch to discuss how much they despise each other. With none of the women getting along, Veronica invites them over for a séance because she hopes that if they won't talk to each other, maybe they'll talk to the dead.

Amanda's addiction relapse has gotten so bad that Crystal wants to help her, but not enough to actually do anything. Phe Phe decides to have an intervention for Amanda and plans the wildest intervention the world has ever seen.

Shauna finds out that she's losing her house due to spending all her husband's money, and Veronica loses her dog in a tanning bed accident. With all the ladies at their lowest point, Phe Phe plans a vacation for them to bond.

Tawny goes into mourning when she finds out her very rich and old husband is not dying. Meanwhile, Shauna and her husband have a ceremony to re-new their marriage vows …but using different names, to get a tax break from the government.

The Hotwives join their host Matty Green to look back, catch up, and start some drama.

Shauna throws a Pimp's and Ho's party for the gang. Everyone attends except for Veronica who is in the hospital having a some "life saving" plastic surgery performed. Shauna and Tawny, always in competition with each other, end up having a "whore-off".

Tawny invites all the ladies to her charity party that raises money to provide dogs with high heels. Drama ensues between all the women when Tawny finds out that her personal trainer also sleeps with Veronica ending in a full scale cat fight.