The Best Episodes of The Jamie Kennedy Experiment

This is a special Christmas episode: JKX-mas! Jamie, complete with a scarf and a pipe, is accompanied on the set by pianist Greg O'Connor, who normally composes the incidental music for the series. First, Jamie plays a Santa who uses a photo studio as the place to get his Claus on with some hot mommies! How far will an unsuspecting elf let him go, especially when a vengeful husband stops by for a visit? Secondly, Jamie gets TV personality Jillian Barberie to host a charity banquet for the homeless. As a priest, Jamie tests the morals of a man who pretended to be homeless just to get a free meal! WB reporter Mindy Burbano appears as herself. Finally, Jamie and Jeff Goldblum audition models to advertise a new cologne called "Simply Jeff Goldblum", but what will they do when they learn, in Jeff's absence, that the cologne is toxic?

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie plays a cashier who rings up each item too many times, leading him to charge his customer an astronomical amount of money. Jamie portrays an old, lonely, wacky doctor who gives an annoyingly tolerant mark free chiropractic treatment. Jamie appears on a televised talent contest as a middle-aged man with no talent going up against a little girl with loads of talent. How will two unsuspecting judges react when Jamie bribes the host in order to win?

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

In the second-season premiere: Prompted by Warner Brothers to fuse classical music with hip-hop, Brad Gluckman auditions a classically trained pianist. This doesn't go down so well with B-Rad's rapping partner, who hates the idea from the start. Giuliana asks her friend Don to meet a contractor at her house for a small landscaping job, instructing him "not to let anything happen to her house." The contractor brings with him two disgruntled workers, one of whom is Jamie in disguise, and before Don even realizes what's happening, they start demolishing Giuliana's house! (Oh, don't worry--she's in on it!) Three aspiring actors join Jamie's acting class, which is really a front for a cult that worships a robot named "Bliss", but it can't be a bad cult...Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a member!

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

When Jamie plays a Hollywood talent scout for child actors; he tests a mother's limits to see how far she will go to get her son into show business. Also, Jamie plays a jealous "Colombian Kingpin" who tries to convince a man that he is the target of a "hit."

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Writer: Karey Dornetto

Jamie poses as a mobster who hires a new pizza boy to work for his "family owned business"; Jamie hires a man whose job is to fire people... and then Jamie fires HIM; Jamie pays a bunch of strangers to be his friends for his birthday party. By the way, their native language is Spanish and their English is pretty bad... and Jamie's just the opposite.

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Writer: Jamie Kennedy

This is a special episode devoted to the character of Brad Gluckman and the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, which was spun off from JKX and is centered around B-Rad. The episode features the film's cast members Ryan O'Neal, Bo Derek, Blair Underwood, Regina Hall, Damien Dante Wayans, and, of course, Jamie Kennedy. Jamie gets rapper Darryl McDaniel of Run DMC to try to get Brad Gluckman a record deal with a couple of unsuspecting impresarios. Jamie gets a friend of his a bit part Malibu's Most Wanted as a masseuse, and then has Blair Underwood "X" her by making her think she's broken Blair's back! Jamie and the cast of Malibu's Most Wanted look at clips of the film as a sneak preview. This episode aired the night before the film opened.

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

Jamie poses as a pathetic white rapper who wants to marry a far more sophisticated woman, much to her family's dismay; Jamie hosts a phony infomercial in which he asks audience members to endorse the product he supposedly invented... after it blows up in someone's face; Jamie interviews an applicant for a job, but having just had "jaw surgery", he's wearing an awkward jaw brace that renders him hideous, unable to speak... and constantly drooling.

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Writer: Jamie Kennedy

As a flamboyant casting director, Jamie auditions an actor who's made an indecent proposal by the (considerably older) casting assistant; Jamie appears on a phony dating show (hosted by Whose Line's Jeff Davis) as a meek geek who still lives with his parents; at a funeral, Jamie tries to steal a valuable ring... from the guest of honor, who's wearing it, enlisting the aid of an innocent bystander.

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy

Jamie pretends to give someone a ticket, while being the Valet guy. Jamie calls a guy who needs a guitar player for his band and acts like perfect person for the job but he cant here him over the follow of a leaf blower. Jamie plays a man who owns a strip club and he meets the girls family of the daughter who is stripping at his club.

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Writer: Karey Dornetto

Contains segments "Undercover Halloween Party", "Jamie - Hana", and "Valet - Ho".

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

When Jamie plays a guest on a talk show; he tests the limits of an audience member when she is told she must host the show. Also, Chicago Bears' former coach Mike Ditka returns to help Jamie trick a patron at his restaurant into thinking he is the millionth customer.

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Writer: Karey Dornetto

Skinny white male Jamie Kennedy becomes fat black female talk show host Virginia Hamm (think Oprah with an attitude); Jamie is the losing contestant on a game show in which his opponent gives him an electric shock every time he misses a questio... and when it's Jamie's turn to shock said opponent, it doesn't work; Jamie leads a Hollywood tour in which he breaks into Bob Saget's house, encountering booze, dead animals, homemade porn... and an irate TV dad.

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy

In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie revives his cashier role. This time, he does everything he can to make it difficult for one particular customer to buy cigarettes. Jamie plays the world's worst plastic surgeon, botching a patient's boob job and then having to face the wrath of her husband. Oh, don't worry, she set her husband up to be "X-ed" 7th Heaven star Beverley Mitchell takes her new assistant on a shoplifting spree, only for both of them to get caught by store guard Jamie. The experiment: Will Beverley's assistant take the blame for her?

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

When Jamie sings the Star-Spangled Banner at a minor league baseball game, the crowd gets crazy after his third version of the national anthem. Also, when Jamie plays an English rock star on "Rock & Roll Pyramid," host Donny Osmond and fellow contestant Carmen Electra help test the limits of an opponent.

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Meet Allison. She and her dad, Barry, have set out to "X" her mother, Noma. The experiment? How will Noma react when Allison introduces her boyfriend, a ventriloquist who is a little too attached to his dummy? Um, Jamie plays the ventriloquist, not the dummy. Jamie plays a cashier who, while examining a customer's fresh meat to see if she's shoplifting, coughs and sneezes all over it. Meet Mark. Mark sets up his friend Damian by bringing him to his boss' house for drinks. Mark's boss is Jamie's hot, sexy wife--and Jamie's blind. The experiment? Will Damian get freaky with Jamie's wife...right in front of Jamie?

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Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

Jamie plays a cashier who opens, tastes, and throws a customer's cakes to see if they're fresh, and he shoves and throws her groceries in the cart, too! Sharon is a nurse who wants to "X" her parents, Cy and Sandy, by introducing them to her fiance and former patient, Jamie... except Jamie is "Michael Marino", a very old "billionaire playboy" not unlike Jamie's waiter character, "Mario" from earlier in the season. A little livelier, though. In another installment of "You Be The Judge," a fellow named Andre is chosen to hear a case in which Jamie's "Niles Perkins" character is suing his big, frightening neighbor, Marge Lipton, for tormenting him. How will Andre react when Marge bribes him to rule in favor of her?

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Writer: Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

Jamie is in Los Angeles once again for this episode. At Dodgers' Stadium, LA Dodger Paul Lo Duca and his wife Sonja enlist Jamie to "X" fellow Dodger Dave Roberts, whom Sonja describes as "the nicest guy in the world." The setup: Jamie is a Little League dad whose son Tommy has won a chance to play baseball with Roberts. How nice will Roberts be when Jamie turns out to be the meanest, greediest, most selfish dad Roberts has ever seen... or when Paul Lo Duca loses his temper and gives Jamie a beatdown? Comedian Pauly Shore's mother owns the famous club The Comedy Store on the Sunset Strip. This is the setting for our next gag: Jamie plays a Saudi prince who, with Shore's help, is auditioning comic talent for a new club he wants to open. The problem is that Jamie doesn't speak any English, and every joke must be translated into Arabic for him! But that's not the worst of it: the mark ends up being Brian Holtzman, a comedian that Jamie worked with in his standup days!

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Writer: Karey Dornetto, Jamie Kennedy, Robert Cohen

Meet Gina Lecher. She is on a This Is Your Life-type show (hosted by Cheers' George Wendt) to "X" her parents...'nuff said!. Olympic speed skater Apollo (or is that Apolo?) Ohno and his friend take a ride with Jamie, who plays an offbeat limousine driver with a dysfunctional family. As the English choreographer Davey Grimes (see "Show 15"), Jamie coaches a bunch of exotic dancers for their trial run in front a group of horny women... horny women who have been told by Jamie to applaud him and boo the other guys!

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jim Zulevic, Jamie Kennedy

Pauly Shore helps Jamie convince a girl that she is auditioning for a prince who has come to Las Vegas to showcase comics. Also, when Jamie's real-life sister appears on a local news station to discuss Jamie's book, she has a shocking reaction when reporter Steve Highsmith turns the conversation from a friendly interview to an interrogation.

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In the first season finale, Jim Belushi helps Jamie "X" a mark who's brought her dog to see a quack pet psychiatrist, Jamie, of course! "Judge Jamie" re-emerges as a rude, foul-mouthed, hot tempered lunatic who never lets the litigants finish a sentence. Brad Gluckman has a problem you never thought he'd have... he can't get the mark to pay attention to him! At the end of the show, many of the marks from the first season join Jamie on stage for a clipfest down memory lane.

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jim Zulevic, Jamie Kennedy

Jamie poses as a senile television judge whose catchphrase "I'm very confused" speaks volumes about his judicial skills; Jamie poses as an inept driving instructor who gets his student mixed up with his violent ex-wife and cross-dressing brother; Jamie dons the jaw brace once again, this time as a waiter, who, as before, can't speak or control his saliva.

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy

Jamie proposes to his girlfriend on the big screen at a college basketball game, only for her to say "No" and walk away; with the help of an unsuspecting innocent, Jamie gets busted by the FBI for running a pyramid scheme; a man's endurance, and horniness, is tested when he tries to hook up with a woman (portrayed by actress/comedienne Lesli Margherita) who makes all manner of disgusting bodily noises and gestures; and in "The Brad Gluckman International", Jamie takes his "Malibu Eminem" role to the country club for a game of golf (or is that "gizzolf"?).

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy

"Judge Jamie" returns, and this time he has so much trouble figuring out which litigant to believe that he asks the bailiff to render the verdict; "Jaw man" is back, hosting and participating in a wine tasting ceremony (oh, the humanity!); Jamie poses as an aging Italian restaurateur who tries his best to get up close and personal with a patron's girlfriend.

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Writer: Jamie Kennedy

Meet Shannon and Gavin. Shannon wants to convince her boyfriend Gavin that he should let her cousin move in with them for a few months. The problem? Her cousin is that famous Malibu rapper, Brad Gluckman! Jamie poses as an obnoxious guest star on Off Centre, intending all along to "X" the show's star, Sean Maguire. The tables get turned, however, when Sean recognizes Jamie from a JKX promo and proceeds to "X" him! Sean not only "X-ed" Jamie the first time Jamie ever got "X-ed", but he "X-ed" his co-stars as well, who were all in on Jamie's prank and didn't know that Sean had figured Jamie out! Jamie assumes the role of the boss once more, and this time the temp must cover up the fact that Jamie's been cheating on his wife...with men, no less.

Director: Michael Dimich

Writer: Jamie Kennedy

Christine and her fiancee go to a photo studio to have their pictures taken. But the photographer's grandfather, Jamie in disguise, believes that Christine looks just like his dear, departed ex-wife, and in his senility, takes the resemblance way too far. Jamie poses as a Hollywood television producer who is pitching an idea to parents who might like their children to be on his show. So what is the show, exactly? Child Island: A Lord of the Flies-type of Survivor for kids! The episode concludes with another installment of Virginia Hamm's talk show.

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Writer: Jamie Kennedy