Potent Perfume

The Photographer

Aristocracy And Crime

Torremolinos, Costa Del Sol Or Southport?

It's the day before Beryl's Gloria's wedding, though Gloria announces that their dad's been seeing another woman, and their Mam's being brave. She also now doesn't want to get married.

The Wedding

After finishing with Peter Crawford, Sandra is so upset, that Beryl tracks him down and invites him to the flat. Unfortunately there's a case of mistaken identity when a salesman turns up.

Look Before You Leap

Being short on the housekeeping, and with lots of IOUs in their holiday fund, the girls decide they need to earn some money. Sandra suggests selling the commode but the search for a new part for it leads them to the auction house.

Housekeeping

With Sandra wanting the flat for herself and her boyfriend Danny, Beryl pretends she has a boyfriend of her own, but in reality is visiting Gerry in the flat below

The Proposal

In full helping people mode, Sandra decides to let Irene and her new husband stay in their flat for the weekend. They'll stay at Gerry's whilst he's away, and look after the cat. Unfortunately Gerry & his mum turn up.

The Good Samaritans

A friend of Sandra's arrives for a couple of days. She's an actress, posh, and sexy and soon gets up Beryl's nose, especially after the effect she has on their two dates.

Three’s A Crowd

The girls both throw themselves at the suave, sports car owning new downstairs neighbour. After learning that he's spending the weekend at his parent's guest house in Llandudno, they both decide to go and surprise him

The New Neighbour

Due to their constant arguing, the girls eventually decide to move to a bigger flat in Allerton. Unfortunately due to the cost, they need a third person to share so start interviewing

The New Flat

Sandra brings home a stray dog, even though they're not allowed to keep pets. Then the girls get told that the landlord is going to make an inspection, but how do they hide the dog?

The Dog

Wondering what to do as it's Saturday, Sandra gets roped into looking after her Grandad. She coaxes Beryl to join her but Grandad soon proves more trouble than expected

Grandad

It's Mother's Day, and both girl's parents arrive to spend the evening with them. Not only do things get off to a very frosty start, but Beryl breaks Sandra's mother's posh present

Mother’s Day

Sandra gets promoted in work. Wishing she was more like Sandra, Beryl decides to take elocution lessons. Practicing on a posh customer soon gets Beryl into trouble though, and Sandra is told to give her the sack

Promotion

One's a Crowd

Birds on the Dole

Good Little Girls Should Be in Bed

Birds on Strike

Fella-A-Day Girl

Birds and Bottom Drawers

The Christening

Birds on Horseback

Valentine's Day

Birds in the Club

The Driving Test

Liverpool or Everton

The Parrot

Anybody Here Seen Thingy?

Friends at First Sight

Life Is Just a Bowl of Sugar

Where's Beryl?

Girl Saturday

Pack Up Your Troubles

Have Hen Will Travel

Love Is

Anyone for Freedom

Follow That Ring

The Bride Went That-A 'Way

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

And Then There Was One

It Takes All Kinds

Look After the Children...

You've Got to Laugh...

Love Is a Many Stupid Thing

Dinner for Three

The Lily and the Dandelion

Everybody Is Beautiful

Special: In Every Street

Facing Up to Life

The Maypole

Honey

The Never-Ending End

Badgers and Otters

Friends and Lovers

She Dreams a Lot

A Mark on the World

Love 'Em: And Almost Leave 'Em

Oh, the Shame of It

Cry Please

The Nearly Hat

Yellow and Green Make Blue

Special: It Insists on Coming Once a Year

Something Beginning

The Flower-Picker

You've No Idea What I've Been Through

God Bless Us and Save Us

They Decide Up There What Goes on Down Here

The Edge

The Struggle

Special: Open Your Eyes... and It Still Hasn't Gone

There’s no place like away from home

The sixth day

Various kinds of old

Weeds

Somewhere to live some to love

The best things in life are not free

Hello again

Mrs Boswell comes to call

Spare that tree!

On the town

Going into hospital

Out of Hospital

Moving Out

The Liver Birds is a British sitcom set in the city of Liverpool, in the north-west of England, which aired on BBC1 from 1969 to 1978, and again in 1996. It was created by Carla Lane and Myra Taylor. These two Liverpudlian writers had met at a local writers club and decided to pool their talents. Having been invited to London by Michael Mills and asked to write about two young women sharing a flat, Mills brought in sitcom expert Sydney Lotterby to work with the writing team. Lotterby had previously worked with Eric Sykes, Sheila Hancock and on The Likely Lads. Carla Lane in fact wrote most of the episodes, Taylor co-writing only the first two series. The pilot was shown as an episode of Comedy Playhouse, the BBC's breeding ground for sitcoms, in April 1969.