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The Mind of the Married Man is a television series that ran on the HBO network for two seasons consisting of twenty episodes between September 2001 and November 2002. The story attempts to focus on

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 2 - The Cream of the Crop
    6.8/10(8 votes)

    #1 - The Cream of the Crop

    S2:E2

    Micky has a problem programming his TiVo and wonders if it's a metaphor for his relationship with his mind; Donna considers her role as a parent; and Jake leads Micky to a startling discovery about preschool.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 3 - The Plan
    6.8/10(8 votes)

    #2 - The Plan

    S2:E3

    Donna rethinks her career and considers becoming a full-time mother; Jake continues to pursue Missy; and Randall teaches the youngsters a few things about cards.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 4 - Time On The Lake
    6.9/10(18 votes)

    #3 - Time On The Lake

    S1:E4

    While Micky and Donna search for a hobby, the guys enlist Jake to find out whether a man has become bored with his beautiful wife.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 1 - Peter Pan
    7.0/10(12 votes)

    #4 - Peter Pan

    S2:E1

    Feeling guilty about his extramarital behavior, Micky is determined to become a new man. Micky's wife Donna wants to get their son, Bobby, into a posh preschool and schedules a playdate for Micky to take him to.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 4 - Full-Time Mom
    7.0/10(8 votes)

    #5 - Full-Time Mom

    S2:E4

    Donna decides the family needs to start attending church; Jake is nearly caught with Missy; and Micky reacquaints himself with a face from the past.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
    7.3/10(26 votes)

    #6 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    A married Chicago newspaper reporter struggles with sexual temptation when he hires a beautiful assistant.

    Director:Mike Binder
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 2 - The Secret of the Universe
    7.3/10(20 votes)

    #7 - The Secret of the Universe

    S1:E2

    Micky's not pleased when Donna asks Missy out to lunch. Doug offers Micky self-help marriage videotapes and shares his well-guarded secrets of the universe.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 5 - 20/20
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #8 - 20/20

    S2:E5

    The anniversary party of Doug's parents causes everyone to evaluate their relationships with their own parents; Doug buys Carol a mysterious brand of coffee; and Micky has an eye exam with a beautiful optometrist.

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  10. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 7 - Just Thinking of You
    7.4/10(20 votes)

    #9 - Just Thinking of You

    S1:E7

    Mikey and Donna start to remodel their kitchen—and their marriage. The prostitute Jake sees retires. And work forces Doug to skip Carol's birthday celebration.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 8 - When We Were Nice
    7.5/10(20 votes)

    #10 - When We Were Nice

    S1:E8

    Increased tension in the Barnes household forces Micky to re-evaluate his feelings toward his assistant; Doug's back problems remind him of the good old days.

    Director:Danny Leiner
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 10 - Never Stop
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #11 - Never Stop

    S2:E10

    In the season finale, Micky suggests couples therapy in hopes of drawing Donna back into their marriage. And after a few nights on Slayton's couch, Jake tries to talk his way back into Bianca's life.

    Director:Mike Binder

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  13. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 3 - The God of Marriage
    7.6/10(20 votes)

    #12 - The God of Marriage

    S1:E3

    Micky gets upset with Donna over a Three Stooges joke; Jake ends his affair with Ilene; Doug tries to limit his wife's spending; and Jake takes Micky to a massage parlor.

    Director:Danny Leiner
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 5 - Anywhere, Anytime
    7.7/10(19 votes)

    #13 - Anywhere, Anytime

    S1:E5

    Donna gives Micky a pager, known as the ""electronic tether."" Meanwhile, Jake's jilted girlfriend threatens to talk to his wife about their affair.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 6 - Wonderful News
    7.7/10(19 votes)

    #14 - Wonderful News

    S1:E6

    Donna discovers that she might be pregnant. Meanwhile, Doug's visiting mother-in-law affects his sex life.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  16. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 7 - The Corvette
    7.8/10(7 votes)

    #15 - The Corvette

    S2:E7

    Micky thinks a new baby will remedy their marital problems, but Donna has her own solution; Carol gets angry when Doug buys a Corvette against her wishes; and Bianca suspects an intimate relationship between Jake and Missy.

    Director:Neal Israel
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 9 - Lay Down Dancing
    7.9/10(16 votes)

    #16 - Lay Down Dancing

    S1:E9

    Micky sees a problem when Jake begins to flirt with Missy, but an impulsive solution only deepens his guilt.

    Director:Danny Leiner
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 9 - A Hard Pill to Swallow
    8.0/10(8 votes)

    #17 - A Hard Pill to Swallow

    S2:E9

    Micky starts to see progress in therapy, but finds his relationship with Donna tested; Jake finally runs out of alibis with Bianca; and Carol decides to trade in Doug's Corvette.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. The Mind of the Married Man Season 1 Episode 10 - Cold Splash of Truth
    8.1/10(14 votes)

    #18 - Cold Splash of Truth

    S1:E10

    Micky considers telling Donna about his extramarital excursion. Despite Doug's wishes, Carol returns to her career.

    Director:Mike Binder
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 8 - The Pony Ride
    8.2/10(8 votes)

    #19 - The Pony Ride

    S2:E8

    Micky plans a surprise party for his boss Randall to get back in his good graces, but finds himself distracted by a new dilemma at home before the party can even begin.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  21. The Mind of the Married Man Season 2 Episode 6 - The Perfect Babysitter
    8.3/10(8 votes)

    #20 - The Perfect Babysitter

    S2:E6

    Micky reluctantly agrees to begin therapy; the Nelsons debate whether to buy a new car or remodel their kitchen; and Jake continues his pursuit of Missy.

    Director:Danny Leiner

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Cream of the Crop" is the worst rated episode of "The Mind of the Married Man". It scored 6.8/10 based on 8 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 9/22/2002. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Plan".