After meeting Allen Ludden and Betty White at a restaurant where our buddies were having dinner with their dates, Oscar and Felix practice Password at home with their friends, and then try out for the show, where they become contestants, and the hilarity ensues!

Felix becomes lawyer to himself and Oscar after they get charged with ticket scalping.

After repainting the apartment, Felix gets the redecorating bug and does the entire place over in ultra modern furniture. Oscar can't stand it, and redefines ""bad taste"" in his makeover with furniture from a discount house.

Felix is afraid of flying, but he has a photography assignment in Houston. Will he overcome his fear?

The IRS summons Felix.

After Felix gets angry at Oscar for burning his bed, Oscar suggests that they appear as contestants on a New York version of Let's Make a Deal so they can win a bed as a prize. What do they dress as? Front and back ends of a horse! What happens? You'll have to see to believe!

Felix tries to convince Oscar that New York City is a fun place to live.

Oscar begins sleepwalking and annoys Felix.

Felix and Oscar join Brother Ralph, a former ad exec who turned his back on the rat race, at the Brotherhood of Life Mission for a retreat of peace and contemplation.

Terminal incompatibility almost throws Felix out.

Parking nightmares for Oscar and Felix as they fruitlessly attempt to find a parking spot for their new automobile.

Oscar's old Army buddy visits, and his musical talent impresses Felix.

Felix goes missing, and Oscar thinks his buddy is dead.

Oscar and TV sports legend Howard Cosell engage in a tongue-to-tongue showdown.

Oscar falls in love with a princess from a very small country whose royal portrait is being shot by Felix.

There's only one way Felix can get new costumes for his opera group: Oscar has to win the money in a pool game.

Oscar's secretary is upset over the loss of her errant beau.

Oscar must fill in for the newspaper's theater critic, who is on vacation, but has trouble understanding the titles, let alone the plays.

Oscar wins a lot at the track -- with help from a friend's tips. Wanna guess?

After being kicked out of his apartment five years earlier, Felix convices his ex-wife that they should remarry. She accepts and they are married. All of a sudden, Oscar Madison is alone, again.

Oscar and Felix try to find a maid who is beautiful enough for Oscar, and clean enough for Felix.

Oscar decides to be as clean as Felix after being called a slob by his girlfriend.

Felix is complaining about his nose and decides to get an operation. Oscar is ready to go out with Nancy when he lands on his ankle. Felix and Oscar both end up in the same room at the hospital. Gloria tries to take care of them when they get home.

Oscar and Felix check into a fat farm.

Nancy cannot go away with Oscar on their trip, so he talks Felix into joining him. "Oscar, Oscar, Oscar."