Squidina has to direct her school holiday play, but her script was mangled by Patrick.

Patrick and Squidina must find safety amidst the dad joke apocalypse.

Patrick and SpongeBob work at the movie theater.

The Stars’ pet toilet Tinkle has puppies.

The Star family spends a day playing at the cemetery.

Patrick and Squidina go on location to interview their neighbors.

Patrick time-travels in a race for the Krusty Krab's newest menu item.

Patrick gets injured, so his family members take turns hosting the show.

Cecil works as a security guard at Lady Upturn’s art museum.

A family of dummies move into the Star home.

Pearl stars in a guest appearance on The Patrick Show.

Bunny and Cecil need to get married again.

SpongeBob helps Patrick fulfill his bucket list.

Patrick hosts his show after dark, exploring what Bikini Bottom is like at night.

Pat the Hapless goes on a barbaric quest to the shopping mall.

Pat-Tron works for the Star family.

Madame Hagfish shares tales of Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless, and Pat-gor.

GrandPat prevents his precious memories from being sold at a family yard sale.

The Star Family learns the cultural traditions of the old country.

Cecil takes his kids camping, but Squidina wants the drama of reality TV.

The Patrick Show presents the epic conclusion to the first half of its first season.

Patrick hosts a series of game shows.

The tiny futuristic city of Shmandor exacts revenge on Patrick.

With Sandy's guidance, Patrick hosts a science show.

Patrick gets stuck in the bathroom.