- 5.7/1026 votesLoading...
#1 - Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 1/19/1966
When Patty invites an out of work musician over for a meal, he decides to make the Lane home his permanent residence.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
- 5.9/1031 votesLoading...
#2 - Patty, the Foster Mother
Season 1 Episode 31 - Aired 4/15/1964
Patty unknowingly signs papers to adopt a Korean orphan.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 6.1/1025 votesLoading...
#3 - Patty Leads a Dog's Life
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 2/9/1966
Patty takes care of a society columnist's French poodle.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
- 6.4/1033 votesLoading...
#4 - The Princess Cathy
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 12/18/1963
Cathy falls in love with a foreign exchange student.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 6.5/1020 votesLoading...
#5 - Patty and the Peace Corps
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/1964
Patty decides to join the Peace Corps.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A
- 6.8/1024 votesLoading...
#7 - Patty, the Pioneer
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/1964
Patty accepts the challenge to live like a pioneer for one week.
Director: Rod Amateau
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/1033 votesLoading...
#9 - The Actress
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/27/1963
The school is putting on a lavish version of Anthony and Cleopatra. Cathy tries out for the lead, but Patty unexpectedly gets it.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/1026 votesLoading...
#10 - Pen Pals
Season 1 Episode 28 - Aired 3/25/1964
Patty receives some beautiful letters from a new pen pal, and therefore loses interest in Richard.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/1026 votesLoading...
#11 - The Raffle
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 1/27/1965
To raise money for a church bazaar, Patty raffles off Richard.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/1028 votesLoading...
#12 - Big Sister Is Watching
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 2/2/1966
Patty patcher up a quarrel between Ross and the new boy in town because she is interested in the boy's older brother!
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
- 7.1/1040 votesLoading...
#13 - House Guest
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1963
Martin's Aunt Pauline comes to visit.
Director: William Asher
Writer: N/A
- 7.1/1034 votesLoading...
#14 - Operation: Tonsils
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/1965
Patty falls for an attractive young doctor, and misunderstands his feelings for a boat as feelings for her.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1063 votesLoading...
#15 - The French Teacher
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1963
Patty gets a crush on her new French teacher after he makes her his test subject.
Director: William Asher
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1048 votesLoading...
#16 - The Genius
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/1963
While Patty is taking a test to determine the intelligence of today's students, the machine goes nuts and the results say Patty is a genius with a 185 I.Q.
Director: William Asher
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1036 votesLoading...
#17 - The Birds and the Bees Bit
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1963
Ross is invited to his first dance, so Patty and Cathy try to teach him about girls.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1033 votesLoading...
#18 - The Continental
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 1/29/1964
Martin learns that he is being transferred to Paris.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1024 votesLoading...
#19 - Can Do Patty
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 12/16/1964
Patty follows Martin's suggestion and volunteers to do a lot of things at home and at school; everyone else, however, ends up doing the work for her.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1021 votesLoading...
#20 - What's Cooking, Cousin?
Season 2 Episode 33 - Aired 4/28/1965
Patty tries to improve her cooking in order to impress Richard, who has grown fond of French food cooked by a girl named Gloria.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/1025 votesLoading...
#21 - Poppo's Birthday
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 1/12/1966
Martin uses a pocket-knife advertisement to show the family what for his birthday, but they read the wrong side and try to buy him a $99 rifle. 4
Director: Gary Nelson
- 7.3/1032 votesLoading...
#22 - The Babysitters
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/1963
When Mr. Lane refuses to pay for an evening gown for Patty, she decides to go into the babysitting business.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1030 votesLoading...
#23 - Auld Lang Syne
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/1/1964
Martin's brother Kenneth sets out to write his autobiography, but discovers writing a book to be more difficult than he imagined.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/1034 votesLoading...
#24 - The Girl From N.E.P.H.E.W.
Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/1965
Patty becomes involved in the spy business when an Interpol agent visits the Lanes.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: Sam Locke
- 7.3/1025 votesLoading...
#25 - The Greatest Speaker In the Whole Wide World
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 1/26/1966
Patty promise her creative writing class that her father will appear as a guest speaker, but does not check with him first.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
The Worst Episodes of The Patty Duke Show
Every episode of The Patty Duke Show ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Patty Duke Show!
The Patty Duke Show is an American sitcom which ran on ABC from September 18, 1963 to April 27, 1966, with reruns airing through August...
Genre:Comedy
Network:ABC
Worst Episodes Summary
"Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home" is the worst rated episode of "The Patty Duke Show". It scored 5.7/10 based on 26 votes. Directed by Gary Nelson and written by N/A, it aired on 1/19/1966. This episode scored 0.2 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Patty, the Foster Mother".