The Worst Episodes of The Patty Duke Show
Every episode of The Patty Duke Show ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of The Patty Duke Show!
The Patty Duke Show is an American sitcom which ran on ABC from September 18, 1963 to April 27, 1966, with reruns airing through August 31, 1966. The show was created as a vehicle for rising star Patty Duke. A total of 104 episodes were produced, most written by Sidney Sheldon.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "The Patty Duke Show" is "Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home", rated 5.7/10 from 25 user votes. It was directed by Gary Nelson and written by N/A. "Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home" aired on 1/19/1966 and is rated 0.4 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Patty Leads a Dog's Life".
5.7/10 25 votes#1 - Anywhere I Hang My Horn Is Home
Season 3 Episode 19 - Aired 1/19/1966
When Patty invites an out of work musician over for a meal, he decides to make the Lane home his permanent residence.
Director: Gary Nelson
Writer: N/A
- 6.1/10 25 votes
#2 - Patty Leads a Dog's Life
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 2/9/1966
Patty takes care of a society columnist's French poodle.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
- 6.2/10 31 votes
#3 - Patty, the Foster Mother
Season 1 Episode 31 - Aired 4/15/1964
Patty unknowingly signs papers to adopt a Korean orphan.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 6.4/10 33 votes
#4 - The Princess Cathy
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 12/18/1963
Cathy falls in love with a foreign exchange student.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 6.5/10 20 votes
#5 - Patty and the Peace Corps
Season 2 Episode 9 - Aired 11/11/1964
Patty decides to join the Peace Corps.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A
- 6.8/10 24 votes
#7 - Patty, the Pioneer
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/14/1964
Patty accepts the challenge to live like a pioneer for one week.
Director: Rod Amateau
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/10 33 votes
#9 - The Actress
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/27/1963
The school is putting on a lavish version of Anthony and Cleopatra. Cathy tries out for the lead, but Patty unexpectedly gets it.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/10 26 votes
#10 - Pen Pals
Season 1 Episode 28 - Aired 3/25/1964
Patty receives some beautiful letters from a new pen pal, and therefore loses interest in Richard.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/10 26 votes
#11 - The Raffle
Season 2 Episode 20 - Aired 1/27/1965
To raise money for a church bazaar, Patty raffles off Richard.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/10 33 votes
#12 - Operation: Tonsils
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 9/22/1965
Patty falls for an attractive young doctor, and misunderstands his feelings for a boat as feelings for her.
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
- 7.0/10 27 votes
#13 - Big Sister Is Watching
Season 3 Episode 21 - Aired 2/2/1966
Patty patcher up a quarrel between Ross and the new boy in town because she is interested in the boy's older brother!
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: N/A
- 7.1/10 40 votes
#14 - House Guest
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/1963
Martin's Aunt Pauline comes to visit.
Director: William Asher
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 63 votes
#15 - The French Teacher
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1963
Patty gets a crush on her new French teacher after he makes her his test subject.
Director: William Asher
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 48 votes
#16 - The Genius
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/1963
While Patty is taking a test to determine the intelligence of today's students, the machine goes nuts and the results say Patty is a genius with a 185 I.Q.
Director: William Asher
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 36 votes
#17 - The Birds and the Bees Bit
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/1963
Ross is invited to his first dance, so Patty and Cathy try to teach him about girls.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 33 votes
#18 - The Continental
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 1/29/1964
Martin learns that he is being transferred to Paris.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 24 votes
#19 - Can Do Patty
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 12/16/1964
Patty follows Martin's suggestion and volunteers to do a lot of things at home and at school; everyone else, however, ends up doing the work for her.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 21 votes
#20 - What's Cooking, Cousin?
Season 2 Episode 33 - Aired 4/28/1965
Patty tries to improve her cooking in order to impress Richard, who has grown fond of French food cooked by a girl named Gloria.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
- 7.2/10 24 votes
#21 - Poppo's Birthday
Season 3 Episode 18 - Aired 1/12/1966
Martin uses a pocket-knife advertisement to show the family what for his birthday, but they read the wrong side and try to buy him a $99 rifle. 4
Director: Gary Nelson
- 7.3/10 32 votes
#22 - The Babysitters
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/1963
When Mr. Lane refuses to pay for an evening gown for Patty, she decides to go into the babysitting business.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.3/10 30 votes
#23 - Auld Lang Syne
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/1/1964
Martin's brother Kenneth sets out to write his autobiography, but discovers writing a book to be more difficult than he imagined.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/10 39 votes
#24 - Christmas Present
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 12/25/1963
Christmas is a day away and Cathy anxiously awaits a visit from her father, only to learn that he is a prisoner in a foreign country.
Director: Stanley Prager
Writer: N/A
- 7.4/10 31 votes
#25 - Hi, Society
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 12/23/1964
Patty and Sue Ellen vie for the attentions of Woodrow Warren Calden III, a new student at school.
Director: Claudio Guzmán
Writer: N/A