Alex's attempt to break up with his needy girlfriend is completely misunderstood when Todd and Wiseman convince him to use her to find an affordable New York apartment.

Alex hires business student Casey to work on his music website, and arranges a meeting with an old flame. Wiseman uses sexy sheets as bait to attract a woman at the laundry. Todd ponders the dimensions of Foghorn Leghorn while a disapproving Casey works.

Casey breaks up with her boyfriend, and the guys all try to win her affections. Wiseman learns that a frequent patient at his dental office is interested in more than good dental hygiene.

Alex breaks the unspoken code between men about dating your friend's ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, Wiseman asks Casey to pose as his girlfriend in order to gain the attention of a waitress at the coffee shop.