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The Worst Episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne

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The Worst Episodes of The Real Housewives of Melbourne

Follow the busy, aspirational lifestyles of a group of driven and ambitious women who enjoy the lavish, pampered and cultured lifestyle of Melbourne. Between them,...

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    #1 - First Impressions

    S1:E1

    A new glamorous group of Real Housewives is set to take Australia by storm! The Real Housewives of Melbourne follow six sophisticated ladies who enjoy the lavish pampered and cultured lifestyle of Melbourne.

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    #2 - Pick a Side

    S1:E2

    After Jackie's psychic reading Gina heads to the States to see her partner. Chyka invites the wives to a food tasting at historic Mural Hall.

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    #3 - New Kids on the Block

    S1:E3

    Janet visits Dr Chris Moss for some 'freshening' and asks her new bestie Jackie along for support. Jackie and Ben host an extravagant housewarming party but when Ben confronts Gina about her issues with his wife, things go south.

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    #4 - Ice Queens

    S1:E4

    Lydia invites Jackie and Andrea away for skiing in Thredbo, they bond on and off the slopes. Back in Melbourne, Chyka and Gina help Janet chose outfits for her date that night with a younger man. Could this be a new love?

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    #5 - Birthday Girl

    S1:E5

    Bruce manages to steal Chyka away for a romantic date night. Janet celebrates her birthday by picking up her sparkling three carat diamond ring. Later that day, another Housewife threatens to take the shine off her party.

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    #6 - Anyone For Tennis?

    S1:E6

    The new Liberty Belle Skin Centre building is slow as Andrea anxiously plans a launch party. Andrea hosts a tennis day at her beach house on the Mornington Peninsula. It starts off well but its game on when one of the girls arrives late.

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    #7 - Travelling North

    S1:E7

    In the hope of repairing some burnt bridges between the girls, Chyka invites everyone to the stunning Elandra resort at Mission Beach, Qld, where they'll have the entire place to themselves. The breathtaking helicopter ride there provides a welcome distraction from the growing tension that's bound to boil over sooner or later. The backdrop may be glamorous but look out Gina, these women mean business.

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    #8 - No Show or Go Show?

    S1:E8

    The ladies return from Mission Beach with more baggage than they started out with and all somewhat stunned at the turn of events. Can Chyka's fancy soiree at Luminare iron things out and will Gina even show up?

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    #9 - Pooch Party

    S1:E9

    Chyka hosts an elaborate pooch party for the girls and their fur-children. At a party Lydia questions Janet about something Gina divulged. Keen to get to the bottom of it, Janet meets Gina for a drink and things quickly turn sour.

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    #10 - Here's to Happy Endings

    S1:E10

    Jackie and Ben audition dancers for the launch. Andrea shoots the cover of her upcoming book. Chyka encourages Gina and Andrea to meet and discuss their differences but are they ready to be civil before the big La Mascara launch party?

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    #11 - Reunion - Part 1

    S1:E11

    Alex Perry hosts this drama filled reunion, as the housewives come together to discuss the series, their relationships and also the contents of that frequently talked about email!

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    #12 - Reunion - Part 2

    S1:E12

    The housewives continue to discuss the highs and lows of the series, the accusations, the Chinese whispers and everyone's favourite pampered pooch - Figaro.

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    #13 - Fresh Start, New Faces

    S2:E1

    Jackie, Lydia and Chyka meet up for lunch while Janet organizes her birthday party. The housewives attend Janets birthday party and we are introduced to two new housewives, Gamble Breaux and Pettifluer Berenger.

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    #14 - Murder Mystery Party

    S2:E2

    Pettifluer wants to buy a Bentley. Gamble trains her dog cash. Gamble is hosting a murder mystery party and has invited all the housewives. Jackie, Janet and Pettifluer try on costumes for the party and Pettifluer is being rude to the shop assistant. Gamble and Rick get engaged and announce it at her Murder Mystery Party. Janet, Chyka and Gamble meet up for lunch and Chyka brings up a conversation about rumors and Janet says that Gamble was a stripper and a call girl.

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    #15 - Fashion Flare Up

    S2:E3

    Jackie promotes her cocktail brand, LaMascara. Jackie, Janet, Gina and Gamble attend the Chadstone fashion show. Gamble confronts Janet. Lydia learns to play poker with Shane Warne for a charity.

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    #16 - Anyone for Golf?

    S2:E4

    Gina and Janet catch up for coffee. Gina brings up the rumors and Janet walks out. Janet invites Gamble, Jackie, Gamble and Gina for golf. Jackie and Janet go look for outfits for golf and Janet brings up the lunch with Gina. The girls go to the mornington peninsula to play golf. Jackie says that Gina will loose her golf stick, and Gina does loose her stick. Gamble and Janet call a truce.

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    #17 - Chef's Dinner

    S2:E5

    Chyka, Jackie and Pettifluer go for lunch and Pettifluer calls Gamble stupid. Chyka invites everyone for a dinner. Lydia comes back from Italy, where her son gets married. While Lydia tells a heart-breaking story, Gamble starts laughing. Gamble confronts Pettifluer about calling her stupid. Gamble and Janet start arguing about the rumors.

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    #18 - Look Out Sydney

    S2:E6

    Everyone attends the AFL Grand Final, except Gina and Jackie. Gamble invites Gina, Janet and Pettifleur to Sydney. Lydia confronts Gamble about when she laughed at the dinner. The ladies go to Sydney and attend the Billich Art Gallery. Gambles sister, Tempest confronts Janet about the rumors. Janet walks out of the Art Gallery and Gina and Gamble try to get her back in. Everyone goes for dinner and makes a pack that they don't bring up the rumors again. Gina has a few digs against Pettifluer.

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    #19 - Manila Bound

    S2:E7

    Chyka and Jackie look for a venue for Gambles hens party. Janet invites everyone to Manila. The ladies arrive at Manila. Chyka, Gamble and Gina go for lunch and talk about Pettifluer controversial book, Switch the Bitch. The housewives go for dinner and Gina and Pettifluer come to blows when Pettifluers book comes up.

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    #20 - Philippines Part 2

    S2:E8

    Gamble and Pettifluer has an argument when Pettifluer says that Gina is racist. Jackie and Gamble have an argument when Jackie says that Gina knew about the rumors and she said that she was going to throw the newbies under the bus. Jackie and Gina have an argument and the argument escalates and get into a screaming match. The housewives go for drinks at the hotel bar and Gamble and Petttifluer have an disagreement.

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    #21 - Gina's New Shoes

    S2:E9

    Janet launches her tea range. Gamble and Janets friend Carlos get into an argument about the rumors. Gina launches her new shoes. Janet and Pettifluer are upset that she named a shoe about them. Jackie has a party launching her LaMascara High-Tea.

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    #22 - A Day at the Races

    S2:E10

    Gamble and Rick buys a engagement ring. The housewives attend the Spring Racing Carnival. Pettifluer launches her book. Gamble and Gina confront Pettifluer about the book again. Jackie disagrees with Gamble and Gina. Gamble has her hens night. Jackie and Chyka organized strippers. Gina said to Gamble that Gambles make-up artist started about rumors. Janet and Gamble get into another argument about the rumors.

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    #23 - Wonderland

    S2:E11

    Pettifluer and Chyka organized Pettifluers 50th birthday. Manuela, Janet and Gamble get into an argument about the rumors. Gina and Jackie gets into an argument and Jackie pushes the door and gets into a screaming match on the balcony with Gina.

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    #24 - Reunion - Part 1

    S2:E12

    The housewives reunite to talk about the second season.

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    #25 - Reunion - Part 2

    S2:E13

    The housewives reunite to talk about the second season.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"First Impressions" is the worst rated episode of "The Real Housewives of Melbourne". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/23/2014. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Pick a Side".