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The Royals S1E3 — We Are Pictures, or Mere Beasts

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The Royals•Season 1•Episode 3

We Are Pictures, or Mere Beasts

7.9/10 · 268 votesMar 29, 201544 min

Ranked #8 of 10 in Season 1•−0.2 vs season avg

The Queen and Princess Eleanor throw competing fashion shows during London's fashion week while Prince Liam narrowly avoids a catastrophe.

Directed byArlene Sanford

Written byMark Schwahn

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Elizabeth Hurley

Elizabeth Hurley

Queen Helena

Vincent Regan

Vincent Regan

King Simon

William Moseley

William Moseley

Prince Liam

Alexandra Park

Alexandra Park

Princess Eleanor

Merritt Patterson

Merritt Patterson

Ophelia

Tom Austen

Tom Austen

Jasper

Poppy Corby-Tuech

Poppy Corby-Tuech

Prudence

Jake Maskall

Jake Maskall

King Cyrus

Oliver Milburn

Oliver Milburn

Ted

Victoria Ekanoye

Victoria Ekanoye

Rachel

Hatty Preston

Hatty Preston

Princess Maribel

Andrew Bicknell

Andrew Bicknell

Lucius

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Arlene Sanford

Arlene Sanford

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Mark Schwahn

Writer

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Episode Summary

"We Are Pictures, or Mere Beasts" is episode 3 of The Royals season 1. It scored 7.9/10 from 268 votes, ranking #8 of 10 episodes this season (season average 8.1). Directed by Arlene Sanford and written by Mark Schwahn, it aired on March 29, 2015.

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