The Worst Episodes of Theater Mode

Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching ThanksKilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!

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This plot is crazy. This acting is crazy. These bitches are crazy, too! Join AH as they observe, understand and embrace the crazy in these bad b's and in themselves.

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This film has it all: butts, childbirth, fucked up Yoda, a Sears model, and more. Join AH in watching Apocalypse Kiss. We promise it won’t make you question your life decisions.

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Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with ThanksKilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.

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If you could have one luxury item on a desert island, what would it be? Let's hope it's a machete, because otherwise you're fucked. Join AH in watching Zombie Isle to find out just how fucked you'd be.

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A game more dangerous than Dungeons and Dragons? The school is locked down and the killer is looking for you. Can you Chill? Join AH in watching Chill: The Killing Games and find out who can survive this haunted game.

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High schoolers are assholes. Be glad you weren’t popular and strap-in with the AH crew to watch Atrocity, a found footage movie packed full of Shyamalan twists!

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Jefferson Davis once said that "the south will rise again." He just failed to mention that it'd be in the form of flesh-eating zombies. Join AH in watching Curse of the Cannibal Confederates for the Season 2 premiere of Theater Mode!

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Tits, time travel, and that guy from Mortal Kombat? Man, this movie has everything! Give the AH guys a "barbarian hello" and join them on a trek through time in this week's movie, Time Barbarians!

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After a mysterious ship crash lands in a small town, four idiots- er, I mean, one sheriff must stop a bloodthirsty alien from disintegrating the entire population, while also finding time to make it to the governor's party! Join the AH crew in watching NIGHTBEAST in this week's Theater Mode!

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Join the AH crew as they follow the journey of "Detective Bright Eyes" and his maybe, sort of, kinda girlfriend "Knockoff Mary Elizabeth Winstead" as they uncover the mystery of the lamest satanic cult of all time in ALL SINNER'S NIGHT in this week's Theater Mode!

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Join the AH crew as they follow the journey of a young podcast host with a bit of a chin problem and his ragtag crew of psychics, actors and groundskeepers of unknown regional origin as they uncover the history of perhaps the least scary haunted house in history in GHOSTKEEPERS on this week's Theater Mode!

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Join the AH crew as they trudge their way through FUN SIZE HORROR, an awful anthology of bite-sized badness. Twenty-one terrible tales to make you groan, cringe and question your life choices.

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Rippin' people's faces off ain't right! Join the AH crew as they follow two increasingly drunk detectives on their search for the murderous Black Water Sasquatch.

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WARNING - This film contains graphic depictions of sexual violence and genital mutilation. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. The AH crew take this season of Theater Mode out with a bang as they tag along with Ahab, Twink & friends in their quest to save the dads from the savage serial killer Fuchman in the grindhouse gorefest that is Father's Day!

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The AH Crew are back for another season of Theater Mode! Kicking things off is 10 Grams, a wannabe Guy Ritchie crime thriller full of dummies, drugs and unsimulated masturbation!

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Boy, these surfers sure have a weird fascination with Funhaus.

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When adults are away, the kids will... murder? Join the AH Crew as they watch Beware: Children at Play!

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Boring family dinner? Spice it up with some good ol' demonic possession! Join the AH Crew as they watch Rabid Grannies in this week's Theater Mode!

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Chili! No cheese! No crackers! Just chili!

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Take a trip with the AH Crew to the poorly lit town of Ellivnatas, as they uncover the mystery of the cult of Kinda Funny...or Satan.

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Man-eating tomatoes terrorizing your town? Never fear, Female Willem Dafoe is on the case! Join the AH crew for the sort-of-not-so-season-finale of Theater Mode, as they watch the classic Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

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By the magic of racist voodoo Theater Mode is back from the dead with an all-new season...err, volume! This week the AH crew watch Zombie Croc, the spirtual sequel to the infamous Zombie Isle.

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After moving into a halfway house full of a cast of kooky (and probably racist) characters, people begin to mysteriously dissappear. Join the AH crew as they endure the cinematic travesty, 3:33 A.M.

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After his brother's mysterious disappearance, a man and his film crew search for his whereabouts in Happy Camp, CA, the stray cat and smoke farm capital of the world. Kick back and watch as the AH Crew drink their way through this week's film, Happy Camp.

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