Jack's girlfriend wants him to be a father to her child.

Jack finds a magazine quiz about secret loves and thinks that either Janet or Terri is in love with him. He then gets them both alone in a cabin to find out who the mystery lover is.

Jack goes to an ATM machine and the machine goes haywire and spits out all of the money on Jack. He tries to get it back to the bank, but the bank is closed. Janet suggests that he hide it in the couch, which, incidentally, gets takes away by Furley who wants to put in a new couch!

Jack tries to get a scathing letter from a food critic who thinks has written a bad review about his restaurant.

Jack gets Larry to go out with Janet's visiting friend because he already had a date planned.

Jack goes out with a sex therapist and Janet thinks that she is a prostitute.

Janet needs a date to impress a new rich man she met and asks Jack to escort her to the ball which is held on a private island. Jack, afraid of flying, gets some tranquilizers from Larry, much to Terri's dismay. Jack accidentally mixes them with liquor and becomes a ""party animal"".

It's the first night of Jack's Bistro and no one even knows about it! Larry drums up business by bringing in his Greek relatives.

In order to date Furley's niece, Jack must pretend that he is his fictitious brother, Austin.

Chrissy falls and hits her head in the bathtub while trying to put up a shower curtain. Jack and Janet take her to the hospital when she starts to get dizzy. They misunderstand the doctor when he comes out of Chrissy's room crying, and think that she has only a short time to live.

Chrissy and Janet go away on a trip, and Jack promises he won't throw a party. As soon as they're gone he goes back on his word. When Mr. Roper comes up to put an end to the party, he ends up joining in, but wakes up the next day in Jack's bed...WITH Jack, and he thinks he's gay.

Larry's girlfriend wants to be an actress, so he tells her that his friend Jack is a famous commercial director. Jack, Janet, Chrissy, Furley, Lana, Larry, and his girlfriend Laura go on a camping trip that's anything but relaxing.

Jack tells Janet and Chrissy that he's going out with an old woman. Janet and Chrissy thinks that it is roper's aunt after she shows up with his swimming trunks after Jack says that he went surfing with his new girlfriend.

Chrissy borrows her policeman cousin's handcuffs and accidentally gets locked together with Jack who has a big date waiting for him.

The Ropers are back in town, and Stanley has a falling out with Mr. Furley when he catches him in bed with Helen.

Jack fakes his death to avoid dealing with a girl's jealous boyfriend.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy weeds the Ropers' backyard and they find a plant which they think is marijuana.

Chrissy discovers a spicy diary and uses it to perfect her typing skills. Mr. Roper reads the diary and thinks that Chrissy has it in for him!

While Jack is catering a party for Chrissy's business, Chrissy's lecherous boss tries to get it on with Chrissy.

Chrissy accidentally eats Jack's pie right before a pie contest he is supposed to be in.

Jack goes out with a girl who has a muscular brother that doesn't like her sister dating.

To get a new job, Jack assumes the identity of another person, not knowing that a lot of people have it in for that person!

Larry Dallas, a slick car salesman, unloads a puppy on the trio. Knowing that Stanley doesn't allow pets, they try to hide it. The puppy is necesary for Chrissy's sleepwalking problem.

In order to earn tuition money, Jack takes on a variety of odd jobs, including an encyclopedia salesman and a nude model in a magazine layout.

Mr. Roper thinks that Chrissy is pregnant when he overhears a conversation in a pipe adjoining their bathroom. The real deal is that Chrissy has a wart. Also, Linda stays at the apartment temporarily while Janet is off visiting her parents.