Jack's girlfriend wants him to be a father to her child.

Jack finds a magazine quiz about secret loves and thinks that either Janet or Terri is in love with him. He then gets them both alone in a cabin to find out who the mystery lover is.

Jack goes to an ATM machine and the machine goes haywire and spits out all of the money on Jack. He tries to get it back to the bank, but the bank is closed. Janet suggests that he hide it in the couch, which, incidentally, gets takes away by Furley who wants to put in a new couch!

Jack tries to get a scathing letter from a food critic who thinks has written a bad review about his restaurant.

Jack gets Larry to go out with Janet's visiting friend because he already had a date planned.

Jack goes out with a sex therapist and Janet thinks that she is a prostitute.

Janet needs a date to impress a new rich man she met and asks Jack to escort her to the ball which is held on a private island. Jack, afraid of flying, gets some tranquilizers from Larry, much to Terri's dismay. Jack accidentally mixes them with liquor and becomes a ""party animal"".

In order to date Furley's niece, Jack must pretend that he is his fictitious brother, Austin.

Jack and Janet think a doctor that Terri brought home is really a mental patient.

Jack gets his own cooking show and hires the girls as his assistants with unexpected results.

Chrissy and Janet go away on a trip, and Jack promises he won't throw a party. As soon as they're gone he goes back on his word. When Mr. Roper comes up to put an end to the party, he ends up joining in, but wakes up the next day in Jack's bed...WITH Jack, and he thinks he's gay.

The Ropers are back in town, and Stanley has a falling out with Mr. Furley when he catches him in bed with Helen.

Jack fakes his death to avoid dealing with a girl's jealous boyfriend.

Jack agrees to help out a friend by posing as a head chef and becoming the favorite cook for a mobster with a spicy appetite.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy weeds the Ropers' backyard and they find a plant which they think is marijuana.

To get a new job, Jack assumes the identity of another person, not knowing that a lot of people have it in for that person!

In order to earn tuition money, Jack takes on a variety of odd jobs, including an encyclopedia salesman and a nude model in a magazine layout.

Chrissy discovers a spicy diary and uses it to perfect her typing skills. Mr. Roper reads the diary and thinks that Chrissy has it in for him!

It's a test of willpower when Janet and Chrissy give up food in exchange for Jack giving up girls!

Chrissy is tricked into becoming a panhandler by a con-artist.

Chrissy is invited to go on a business trip with her boss, and Jack thinks that the boss wants to get it on with her. What he doesn't know is that Chrissy's boss is a woman.

Laurie, the trio's babysitting charge, has a crush on Jack, much to her boyfriend's dismay.

Chrissy a thief? No way! At least that what Jack thinks when he sees her with his money.

After canceling a party the trio were holding, Helen (in disgust) leaves Stanley.

Jack tells Janet and Chrissy that he's going out with an old woman. Janet and Chrissy thinks that it is roper's aunt after she shows up with his swimming trunks after Jack says that he went surfing with his new girlfriend.