Tom's mind is set on transforming Ellen's birthday by inviting her round for lasagne.

Tom's dad has discovered that Ellen's got a criminal record, just as she's having her tag removed. Ellen has discovered that she's got a grandfather, just as she's returning to Leeds.

Tom and Ellen's date goes off the rails. He attempts to get things back on track at a Welsh Thai fusion restaurant, but allergies, lust and criminal charges take over.

An episode of Sharpe inspires Tom to invite Ellen to the most romantic spot in the UK.

It's the hottest day of the year. Everyone's on heat, or in uniform.

After Tom's brief encounter with Ellen on a wheelie bin and under her car door, he is determined to see her again.