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Notorious Cockney crime boss Harry McCrane takes over an ice cream factory. Meanwhile, Mahogany wants to ask out new girl Pippa, but he already has plans with Rust for video night. Awkward.

The Chill of the Cockney Freezer

When the ageing star of hit sci-fi show Future Space starts receiving anonymous death threats, Mahogany finds himself coming face to face with his childhood hero. Meanwhile, Rust hates actors, until he finds out that being an actor makes you rich.

The Girdle of Randall Rogers

Mahogany and Rust investigate mysterious disappearances near Dr Schäfer's top secret medical research lab.

The Venom of Dr Schäfer

The world's best art thief, Gerard Cliché, is in town. Mahogany and Rust want to win The Golden Doughnut, the prize for the best crime fighting duo.

The Twist of the French Nicker

Rust's identical twin brother Vince escapes from Justice City penitentiary with a devious plan to swap places with Rust and infiltrate JCPD. Meanwhile, it's Mahogany's birthday and he's fed up that Rust has forgotten all about it AGAIN. Just typical.

The Escape of Vince Rust

Justice City's darkest hour! A mysterious computer hacker launches a cyber attack on the whole city, demanding just one thing - John Mahogany. Meanwhile, Rust must avoid the tax inspector as he hasn't paid a penny in five years. He has a sneaky plan.

The Passion of the Chris

Top Coppers follows the adventures of cops John Mahogany and Mitch Rust, as they attempt to rid the fictional world of Justice City from its deranged criminal underworld. The universe and its characters are derived from the conventions of American and British cop shows of the Seventies and Eighties, from Starsky & Hutch to The Professionals, but is set in no specific time or country. With big, silly characters and hilarious stories, Top Coppers is filled with familiar tropes and references from the police and action genres, as well as drawing on relatable British situations, problems and relationships.

The Best Seasons of Top Coppers

The Best Seasons of Top Coppers

Season 1