Jerk Chicken goes on an afternoon outing, cowboys compete for the title of Smallest Dick in the West, and Steve and Roy get stuck in a long restroom line.

A Chinese man looks for an American mail-order bride, two piñatas come to a terrifying realization, & Bethiffer goes shopping for lingerie.

A drunk hobo faces off against six gorillas, a group of friends plots revenge on Gary, and Mr. There's Got To Be A Better Way tries to solve world hunger.

A disgraced mayor holds a press conference in the middle of an insect apocalypse, a very loud ninja assassin carries out a job, and Animal Hitman struggles to take out a fly.

A third grade soccer team takes on the Mongolian horde, the aliens help Jeff through a breakup, and Jesus makes a terrible mistake.

A man falls in love with an artificial vagina, Roy becomes obsessed with a video game, and a cult leader struggles to keep his followers interested in his revelations.

Bethiffer tracks down terrorists at the mall, the aliens use a "sound machine" with unintended consequences on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and the "Suck It, Gary!" guys prank Gary at a water park.

Gary gets pranked while hosting an important dinner, Versus pits a baby against a pack of wolves, and Steve receives calls from his entire family.

A knight redresses an embarrassing mistake, a couple frets over renting a new apartment, and a grown man lives in his mother's womb.

Larry David has lunch with Larry Flynt, an “Animal Hitman” takes out various pets, and Gary’s day out playing mini-golf with his son is interrupted by pranks on “Suck It, Gary”.

Roy had a bad memory and steve has to go inside him and destroy it.

Jeff must find someone to have sex with to prevent aliens from destroying the planet, a doctor performs magic tricks while delivering babies, and Bethiffer tries out a virtual reality video game.

A Bond villain becomes a successful stand-up comedian, a guy telling "Your wife" jokes responds angrily when the tables are turned, and a clown battles a mime on "Versus."

Jeff takes a vacation to the aliens' home planet on "Jeff & Some Aliens," a fairy godmother is drunk, and a woman uses her vagina as a purse.

Ricky the Rocketship takes some friends to the moon, a paranoid and delusional homeless man hosts a talk show, and "the birds and the bees" talk gets an update.

A football coach tries to give a halftime speech, the aliens get addicted to the smell of Jeff's farts on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a sniper tries to take out receptionist Steve.

Stand-Up Dad's family is unhappy with his "Rocko" character, Bootf**ker McGillicutty hosts another edition of "Pills, Pills, Pills," and the noble Sir Ian fights a warlock.

A spokesman hawks a device that allows women to pee silently, a trucker has a life-changing experience while on mushrooms, and Billy meets the D**k Genie.

Garden gnomes take revenge against their owner, Animal Hitman takes out more targets, and Gary gets pranked at the doctor's office on "Suck It, Gary!"

An auctioneer tries to pick up a woman in a bar, an evil spirit finds itself in an unlikely vessel, and Bethiffer sues a Chinese restaurant for false advertising.

A kid participates in a role-playing game via webcam, immigrants' names get changed at Ellis Island, and the guys try to prank Gary at the mall on "Suck It, Gary!"

Sammy tries to make "Jeff & Some Aliens" into a hit TV show, Ricky the Rocketship tries to prevent a gang war, and Chaz Sinclair throws a bachelor party at his hillside mansion.

The TripTank staff testifies in front of a congressional committee, Ricky the Rocketship botches a rescue mission, and a father takes his kids on a wild ride.

Receptionist Steve keeps getting aroused at work, Jeff has to prevent Chad from impregnating Linda with a future evil dictator on "Jeff & Some Aliens," and a lizard fights a robotic scorpion whose battle tail looks like a dick.

Jerk Chicken visits a strip club, a group of forest animals make a dress for Cinderella, and director Buck LaFontaine wreaks havoc at the TripTank offices.