When Ashley starts dating Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra, Berg sets out to show up the guy at Sharon's charity bachelor auction. Meanwhile, Irene invests more than Pete's worth to snatch him off the auction block.

A mishap has Berg racing Pete to the hospital to have his finger reattached--if they can get there without losing the damaged digit. Meanwhile, Sharon scores a spot in a shady law office; and Ashley uses Johnny for a psych experiment and comes up with some confusing conclusions.

Pete, a huge Boston Celtics fan, is extremely jealous of Berg when Berg gets to sit on the bench with the Celtics. Berg tries to cheer him up by "borrowing" the Celtics championship banner.

Sharon stoops to an all-time low when she eyes her dream dress at a wedding-gown sale. Meanwhile, Ashley tries to fix her own sink after insulting Johnny for his know-how in the "simpler" things in life.

In a dialogue-free show, a pregnant woman stalks Ash, a mystery lady stuns Pete and Johnny spoils Berg's shower time. Meanwhile (and also silently), Sharon seeks the stray dog who swallowed her wedding ring.

Berg and Sharon set Pete up with a girl they find listed in the personal ads, but she soon makes it clear she won't let anyone come between them, even to come in Berg's bedroom at night with a baseball bat.

Berg and Sharon make it their business to interview possible future tenants when a vacancy opens up in their building. Pete tries to figure out what to get Melissa for their one-year anniversary, and Berg has a severe emotional reaction to his latest experimental product.

Pete and Berg fight back against their landlord when he goes over the edge with the rules for living in the building.

Sharon and Johnny fight over wedding plans, Berg and Ashley also fight and Pete runs into a crazy ex-girlfriend.

A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help them is Johnny.

Pete wants to break up with his girlfriend Melissa because he doesn't think, she's "the one"; however, just as he's deciding against it, Berg tells Melissa.

Berg throws 24 year-old Pete a fake 30th birthday party so he can meet a woman he's had a thing for years. Meanwhile, Sharon awaits a call back from a guy she really likes, unaware that he already has.

When Sharon uses an embarrassing underwear ad that Berg had posed for four years prior, for a contest he goes to great lengths to get one of her. Pete realizing he has no parental rights with Michael because he's just the guy dating the mother asks Kaitlyn to marry him. She refuses on the basis that they've only known each other a month and tells him that they should take a break from each other for a while.

Berg falls in love with a TV newswoman and goes right in the eye of a huge storm just to ask her out. She agrees but just right after she leaves Berg and Pete's apartment Ashley shows up to tell Berg that she broke up with Justin because Berg's the one she wants.

Sharon can't seem to give Johnny an answer at first but eventually comes out with "Yes, in theory" as it's obvious she's not sure about marrying him but doesn't want to hurt his feelings. Pete flies to Paris to get away from everything and gets hit by a car driven by a beautiful French woman that he later starts dating, even though she can't speak a word of English.

Ashley's ex-husband plays a prank on Berg by making him believe that Ashley used to beat him. Pete tries to get Sharon a new job and in anticipation she quits her old job before finding out she didn't get the job.

As Johnny tries to talk Sharon into moving to the basement studio, Ashley and Berg duke it out over her hunky new roomie. Meanwhile, Pete's stalker keeps him guessing when she snatches a package meant for him

Everyone at the hospital is making fun of Berg for his actions at the bachelor auction so he tries to regain their respect by working nonstop until he almost kills a patient accidentally. He's suspended from the hospital for that. Sharon volunteers to read to children at the hospital and Pete becomes a volunteer fireman.

Irene's deal with the Devil gets Pete a spare head, while Berg falls apart (literally) and Sharon one-ups Johnny in the "man" department. But when they try to reverse the curse, things go from bad to worse. And then to "The Twilight Zone."

Pete, who has a big presentation to make in front of the museum board, might have accidentally swallowed an overdose of an allergesic Berg is testing out.

Pete and Berg, who feel neglected by Sharon since she has a new boyfriend, plan to sabotage her relationship.

Berg and Pete start a co-ed baseball team in order to meet more women. Bill, being their sponsor is led to believe that team is actually good and challenges one of his competitors to a game.

Berg sets Pete up with a patient at the hospital called Lauren in an effort to get Pete over his recent breakup with Melissa. It's only when Pete starts to really like her and starts calling her "The One" that Berg finds out she may not have long to live. It turns out though that Lauren is not dying, but she does live in Colorado. In the end, Pete is glad that he's been dumped by Lauren because it made him forget about Melissa which means he's ready to start dating again.

Pete and Berg reflect on their college days when Bill asks them how come neither of them was ever romantically involved with Sharon.

Pete is trusted to keep the fact that Berg's dad has quit his law firm to become a caricaturist in the park from Berg and that Berg is no longer in law school from Berg's father.