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The Best Episodes of Two's Company

Every episode of Two's Company ranked from best to worst. Let's dive into the Best Episodes of Two's Company!

Two's Company is a British television situation comedy series that ran from 1975-79. Produced by London Weekend Television for the ITV Network, the programme starred Elaine Stritch and Donald Sinden.

Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1

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The best episode of "Two's Company" is "The Pet", rated 7.9/10 from 7 user votes. It was directed by Humphrey Barclay and written by N/A. "The Pet" aired on 2/5/1978 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than the second highest rated, "The Picnic".

  • The Pet
    7.9/10 7 votes

    #1 - The Pet

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 1978-02-05

    Dorothy wants a dog but Robert doesn't like pets. She gets a dog on trial from a Mrs Shelton. How will Robert react?

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Picnic
    7.9/10 7 votes

    #2 - The Picnic

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 1978-03-05

    It's Dorothy's birthday and Robert is taking her on a picnic. A couple of Dorothy's friends want to tag along but they get lost in convoy.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Salesman
    7.7/10 10 votes

    #3 - The Salesman

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Aired 1979-01-28

    Dorothy and Robert encounter an extremely pushy door to door encyclopedia salesman who won't take no for an answer.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Friendly Aristocrats
    7.7/10 9 votes

    #4 - The Friendly Aristocrats

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 1979-03-04

    Dorothy is staying as a guest at a country house. Robert is mistaken as her partner and put in the guest suite. Fearing he'll have to stay in the servants' quarters if the truth is discovered, they decide to keep up the pretence. Things get difficult when mutual friends arrive.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bait
    7.6/10 19 votes

    #5 - The Bait

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1975-09-06

    Dorothy McNab is looking for a new butler. Robert Hiller knows he's going to take the position, but not until he's secured enough concessions.

    Director: Stuart Allen

    Writer: Bill MacIlwraith

  • The Burglary
    7.6/10 8 votes

    #6 - The Burglary

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 1977-01-17

    The McNab residence has been burgled. Robert worries that he will be a suspect because of a valuable painting stolen from his previous place of employment.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Freezer
    7.6/10 9 votes

    #7 - The Freezer

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 1978-01-29

    Dorothy wants a freezer but Robert doesn't. It's going to take a lot of ingenuity to get him to agree.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Politicians
    7.6/10 8 votes

    #8 - The Politicians

    Season 3 Episode 8 - Aired 1978-03-26

    Dorothy has two Members of Parliament as guests and Robert's class prejudice comes to the surface.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Take-Over Bid
    7.4/10 7 votes

    #9 - The Take-Over Bid

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 1978-02-12

    Dorothy's chauffeur Vincent is after Robert's job. Dorothy is tempted but realizes maybe it's better the devil you know.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Club
    7.4/10 9 votes

    #10 - The Club

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 1979-01-14

    Dorothy and Robert argue about who can control the heating thermostat. Dorothy and Robert agree that if she can enter his exclusively all male club for three hours within three days, she can take control of the heating.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Housekeeping
    7.3/10 15 votes

    #11 - The Housekeeping

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1975-09-13

    Dorothy is hosting a dinner party for an American Senator to secure his vote on a tax bill for American authors domiciled abroad. Robert ruins the evening having heard from a colleague that the Senator intends to vote against the bill.

    Director: Stuart Allen

    Writer: Bill MacIlwraith

  • The Virus
    7.3/10 7 votes

    #12 - The Virus

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 1978-02-19

    Dorothy is in bed with a virus. Robert is looking after her but when he takes to his bed, Dorothy has to look after him.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Clergy
    7.3/10 10 votes

    #13 - The Clergy

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 1979-01-21

    Dorothy offers her old dressing table to the boy scouts thinking it's to raise money for charity. When she finds out it's actually for a bonfire she says it's worth £300 pounds. It's not long before every charity wants a share.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • Dorothy's Electrician
    7.2/10 14 votes

    #14 - Dorothy's Electrician

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1975-09-20

    Robert thinks the electrician that Dorothy has employed is not competent to carry out household repairs. Dorothy does not agree, but when the electrician messes up how will Dorothy save face?

    Director: Stuart Allen

    Writer: Bill MacIlwraith

  • The Cleaning Ladies
    7.2/10 9 votes

    #15 - The Cleaning Ladies

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 1977-02-21

    Dorothy and Robert disagree about the type of cleaner to employ. If they can't come to a decision they might have to do their own cleaning.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Rubbish
    7.1/10 8 votes

    #16 - The Rubbish

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 1977-01-24

    Robert has a disagreement with the dustbin men about collecting extra rubbish. Things get out of hand and a council supervisor is called in.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Rolls-Royce
    7.0/10 7 votes

    #17 - The Rolls-Royce

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 1979-02-25

    Robert wants Dorothy to buy a Rolls-Royce but Dorothy is having second thoughts. She relents in the end so that they can go to the opera in style.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Romance
    6.9/10 12 votes

    #18 - The Romance

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1975-10-04

    Dorothy has Sir Percy and his nephew coming round to take photos to promote her latest book. But when Sir Percy takes a shine to Dorothy will Robert be able to stop watching the cricket on TV to help her.

    Director: Stuart Allen

    Writer: Bill MacIlwraith

  • Robert's Mother
    6.9/10 11 votes

    #19 - Robert's Mother

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1975-10-11

    Robert's mother is coming to stay and he warns Dorothy that she can be demanding. Dorothy soon discovers that this is the case and works out how to make her leave.

    Director: Stuart Allen

    Writer: Bill MacIlwraith

  • The Critic
    6.9/10 7 votes

    #20 - The Critic

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 1978-02-26

    Dorothy's book gets a bad review in the newspaper from an anonymous critic. Dorothy is not happy when she finds out it was Robert that wrote the review.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Reluctant Traveller
    6.8/10 8 votes

    #21 - The Reluctant Traveller

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 1977-01-10

    Dorothy wants to take Robert to New York. Robert is afraid of flying and wants to go on the QE2. Will he get his way?

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Invitation
    6.8/10 9 votes

    #22 - The Invitation

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 1978-01-22

    Dorothy and Robert return to find that Dorothy has been invited to lunch with the Queen later that afternoon. Will she get there in time?

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • Robert's Record Player
    6.7/10 9 votes

    #23 - Robert's Record Player

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 1977-02-07

    Robert plays his records too loudly making their neighbor Mr Begley come round to complain. He irritates Dorothy and they end up in court.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A

  • The Patient
    6.6/10 13 votes

    #24 - The Patient

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1975-09-27

    Robert falls down the stairs and hurts his ankle. Dorothy takes him to casualty and can't believe how long they have to wait.

    Director: Stuart Allen

    Writer: Bill MacIlwraith

  • The Guests
    6.6/10 8 votes

    #25 - The Guests

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 1977-02-14

    When Dorothy is out shopping she meets a group of people on their way to India. She invites them back to the house for some food, but there's one problem, none of them are allowed to speak.

    Director: Humphrey Barclay

    Writer: N/A