Please. Don't tell Jens...

You look like a slut.

Go over to them, introduce yourself, say hello.

We're the biggest losers of the school.

Suck him completely dry.

Do you get horny from clothes and make-up?

Everyone knows boys lie about everything.

You didn't have hair on your balls in your first year of high school.

Do I have to spell it? It begins with an N and ends with O.

I just don't get who you are anymore.

Fuck, you are sexy.

That was just really bad advice.