With nothing in his possession but an ink jet printer, can Zipwaz Humphries save all of the town's depressed cats before he is ritualistically murdered?

Brian wants a new housemate, and thinks a respectable librarian would be the perfect candidate. But librarians are easily startled and Zipwaz risks scaring her off.

A blast from Zipwaz's past lands him in deep trouble with an unhinged drugs lord. Brian feels insecure about his shoes.

Zipwaz falls in love with a plumber. Brian is nominated for Fireman of the Year, but all is not as it seems.

A trip to the seaside! Brian tries to woo a mermaid, but Zipwaz's relationship issues cause complications.

A wedding present from an old friend causes Zipwaz to lose control of his hands. Brian makes a big change.