The Best Episodes Written By Aaron Zelman

Every TV Episode Written by Aaron Zelman Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for Hey! Mr. Pibb!
    8.4/10(8 votes)

    #1 - Hey! Mr. Pibb!

    S2:E4

    Patty works to clear Daniel in his wife's murder; Ellen and Tom go to West Virginia to gather vital information in the case against Ultima National Resources.

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  2. Background image for They Had to Tweeze That out of My Kidney
    8.1/10(8 votes)

    #2 - They Had to Tweeze That out of My Kidney

    S2:E8

    As she copes with mounting pressure, Patty begins to unravel Walter Kendrick's energy scheme. Meanwhile, Arthur Frobisher's past will come back to haunt him.

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  3. Background image for George Saunders
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - George Saunders

    S1:E2

    When George Saunders visits Railton College, the professors scramble to impress the celebrated writer, while Hank is reminded of his own failed writing career. Hank and Lily anticipate an announcement from their daughter Julie.

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  4. Background image for The Chopping Block
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - The Chopping Block

    S1:E8

    Hank is faced with an impossible decision at work, as his department’s jobs are on the line. Lily settles into a new normal in New York.

    Director:N/A
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  5. Background image for Teenage Wasteland
    7.9/10(8 votes)

    #5 - Teenage Wasteland

    S11:E12

    The beating death of a restaurant owner leads Briscoe and Green to thrill-seeking teenagers; McCoy and Lewin are forced to decide how young is too young for the death penalty.

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  6. Background image for Myth of Fingerprints
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    #6 - Myth of Fingerprints

    S12:E7

    A murder investigation uncovers deliberately faulty forensics in the wrongful conviction of two men 12 years earlier in the case that paved the way for Van Buren's promotion.

    Director:David Platt
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  7. Background image for DR 1-102
    7.9/10(7 votes)

    #7 - DR 1-102

    S12:E13

    The bludgeoning of two women in their apartment leads the detectives to a suspect who has taken a hostage while demanding legal representation ... and Southerlyn's actions, while heroic, results in disbarment proceedings against her for violation of Disciplinary Rule 1-102.

    Director:N/A
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  8. Background image for Donnie or Marie
    7.8/10(19 votes)

    #8 - Donnie or Marie

    S2:E12

    Sarah and Holder close in on the murderer. Meanwhile, the Richmond campaign preps for the election; and the Larsens seek to get their lives back in order.

    Director:Keith Gordon
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  9. Background image for Can I Get a Witness?
    7.7/10(3 votes)

    #9 - Can I Get a Witness?

    S14:E16

    McCoy faces an uphill battle in proving that witnesses to the murder of a drug mule were bribed, intimidated, and eventually murdered on the orders of the drug dealer accused of the crime.

    Director:Don Scardino
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  10. Background image for We Are Not Animals
    7.7/10(10 votes)

    #10 - We Are Not Animals

    S1:E7

    Tom and Ellen think that Patty is trying to control them so they decide to make an alliance and keep information from her. Patty must keep Gregory Malina secure until his deposition because her case will fall apart without it.

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  11. Background image for Psychodrama
    7.6/10(19 votes)

    #11 - Psychodrama

    S2:E4

    The BAU is called to investigate a series of bank robberies after it becomes evident the crimes are not based on money because the robber abuses his victims by forcing them to undress before he leaves the crime scene.

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  12. Background image for The Returned
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #12 - The Returned

    S1:E1

    When deceased loved ones begin to reappear, the people in Arcadia change forever.

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  13. Background image for Won't Get Fooled Again
    7.5/10(31 votes)

    #13 - Won't Get Fooled Again

    S1:E3

    Gideon and his team track down a copycat bomber terrorizing a quiet community.

    Director:Kevin Bray
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  14. Background image for Suicide Box
    7.4/10(7 votes)

    #14 - Suicide Box

    S13:E16

    A media-savvy attorney defends a black teenager accused of shooting an off-duty policy officer.

    Director:Matthew Penn
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  15. Background image for Poison
    7.4/10(20 votes)

    #15 - Poison

    S1:E13

    The team travels to New Jersey where several people have been poisoned, one of them fatally with LSD, ten times more potent than the street version.

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  16. Background image for Machismo
    7.4/10(19 votes)

    #16 - Machismo

    S1:E19

    The BAU team travels to Mexico to aid in the capture of a serial killer who is targeting elderly women.

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  17. Background image for Fear and Loathing
    7.4/10(14 votes)

    #17 - Fear and Loathing

    S2:E16

    The BAU becomes involved to prevent a possible race riot when the murder of four young black women in a mostly white New York suburb appear to be hate crimes.

    Director:Rob Spera
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  18. Background image for Stonewalled
    7.3/10(22 votes)

    #18 - Stonewalled

    S1:E8

    Sarah and Holder evade the FBI and unearth new evidence. Mitch endangers the boys, prompting Stan to take matters into his own hands. Richmond tries to climb back in the race.

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  19. Background image for Honor Among Thieves
    7.3/10(15 votes)

    #19 - Honor Among Thieves

    S2:E20

    Elizabeth Prentiss, a foreign ambassador and SSA Emily Prentiss' mother, seeks the aid of the BAU when a Russian immigrant is kidnapped and held for ransom.

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  20. Background image for Pilot
    7.3/10(3 votes)

    #20 - Pilot

    S1:E1

    Hank rants against Railton College, calling it "Mediocrity’s Capitol," and the administration is pressured to fire him. Hank and Lily contemplate a future outside of Railton.

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  21. Background image for American Jihad
    7.2/10(8 votes)

    #21 - American Jihad

    S13:E1

    An American Muslim becomes the prime suspect in a double murder after an academic challenges his religious beliefs.

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  22. Background image for Don't Forget to Thank Mr. Zedeck
    7.2/10(6 votes)

    #22 - Don't Forget to Thank Mr. Zedeck

    S3:E6

    Patty is under tremendous pressure from the Attorney's Office to make progress in the Tobin case, and winds up striking a bargain with an unlikely source. Ellen discovers some new evidence in Louis Tobin's death and Tom's financial troubles begin to effect him in more obvious ways.

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  23. Background image for Openings
    7.2/10(19 votes)

    #23 - Openings

    S2:E6

    Sarah zeros in on a Larsen-family secret; Stan comes to grips with some past indiscretions; and Mitch takes in a runaway girl. Meanwhile, the Richmond campaign entertains a surprise visitor.

    Director:Kevin Bray
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  24. Background image for Return
    7.1/10(8 votes)

    #24 - Return

    S11:E5

    The murder of a storeowner leads to a case where the suspect flees to Israel and may be protected from extradition by Israel's Law of Return.

    Director:N/A
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  25. Background image for The Dog is Happier Without Her
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #25 - The Dog is Happier Without Her

    S3:E2

    Patty and Tom continue to dig into the Tobin family's sordid past, while Joe Tobin must decide between his family and his integrity. Ellen aids Tom in his investigation of the Tobin's, but in doing so receives some bad news of her own. While locked in the midst of a bitter divorce, Patty and Phil find one piece of common ground in the form of their beloved dog.

    Director:Matthew Penn
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Aaron Zelman Ratings Summary

"Hey! Mr. Pibb!" is the best rated episode written by Aaron Zelman. It scored 8.4/10 based on 8 votes. It was directed by Mario Van Peebles. It aired on 1/28/2009 and is rated 0.3 points higher than their second-best episode, "They Had to Tweeze That out of My Kidney".