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The Best Episodes Written By Artie Johann

Every TV Episode Written by Artie Johann Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Pitch Imperfect

    S23:E7

    Peter must gain his family's respect back after he makes a humiliating throw. Brian and Stewie become chiropractors.

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    Director:Mike Kim
  2. 7.5/10(6 votes)

    #2 - Single White Dad

    S21:E13

    Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

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  3. 7.0/10(22 votes)

    #3 - Chap Stewie

    S12:E21

    When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

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    Director:Joe Vaux
  4. 7.0/10(15 votes)

    #4 - The D in Apartment 23

    S16:E6

    When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

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    Director:Julius Wu
  5. 6.9/10(18 votes)

    #5 - Cool Hand Peter

    S10:E8

    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

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    Director:Brian Iles
  6. 6.9/10(21 votes)

    #6 - The Peanut Butter Kid

    S14:E11

    When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

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    Director:Greg Colton
  7. 6.8/10(17 votes)

    #7 - #JOLO

    S13:E14

    When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

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    Director:Julius Wu
  8. 6.8/10(18 votes)

    #8 - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    S15:E5

    Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

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    Director:Brian Iles
  9. 6.6/10(13 votes)

    #9 - The Griffin Winter Games

    S17:E7

    To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

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  10. 6.6/10(5 votes)

    #10 - Get Stewie

    S21:E8

    Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

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  11. 6.5/10(4 votes)

    #11 - A Bottle Episode

    S21:E17

    Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

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    Director:Mike Kim
  12. 6.4/10(8 votes)

    #12 - Adam West High

    S17:E20

    When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

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    Director:Joseph Lee
  13. 6.2/10(20 votes)

    #13 - Turban Cowboy

    S11:E15

    When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

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    Director:Joe Vaux
  14. 6.2/10(5 votes)

    #14 - Fecal Matters

    S19:E10

    When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

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    Director:Mike Kim
  15. 6.2/10(6 votes)

    #15 - Bend or Blockbuster

    S21:E2

    Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

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  16. 6.2/10(6 votes)

    #16 - Old West

    S21:E12

    The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

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    Director:Greg Colton
  17. 6.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - Fat Gun

    S23:E1

    This "Top Gun" parody chronicles Peter/Maverick getting together with Lois/Charlie, the tragic death of Joe/Goose, and Peter/Maverick's blooming relationship with Chris/Rooster.

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    Director:Greg Colton
  18. 5.8/10(5 votes)

    #18 - Family Cat

    S19:E19

    Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

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    Director:Julius Wu
  19. 5.2/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Start Me Up

    S18:E16

    Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

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  20. 5.2/10(6 votes)

    #20 - Mister Act

    S20:E11

    An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

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    Director:Brian Iles
  21. 5.0/10(3 votes)

    #21 - Customer of the Week

    S19:E15

    After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

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Artie Johann Ratings Summary

"Pitch Imperfect" is the best rated episode written by Artie Johann. It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by Mike Kim. It aired on 3/30/2025 and is rated 0.5 points higher than their second-best episode, "Single White Dad".