The Best Episodes Written By Artie Johann

Every TV Episode Written by Artie Johann Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Artie Johann Ratings Summary

The best episode written by Artie Johann is "Single White Dad", rated 7.6/10 from 5 user votes. It was "directed by Jerry Langford". "Single White Dad" aired on 2/26/2023 and is rated 0.6 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date".

  • Single White Dad
    7.6/10 5 votes

    #1 - Single White Dad

    Season 21 Episode 13 - Aired 2/26/2023

    Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

    Director: Jerry Langford

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
    7.0/10 15 votes

    #2 - Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

    Season 15 Episode 5 - Aired 11/6/2016

    Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Chap Stewie
    6.9/10 20 votes

    #3 - Chap Stewie

    Season 12 Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/2014

    When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.

    Director: Joe Vaux

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Cool Hand Peter
    6.8/10 16 votes

    #4 - Cool Hand Peter

    Season 10 Episode 8 - Aired 12/4/2011

    Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • The Peanut Butter Kid
    6.8/10 19 votes

    #5 - The Peanut Butter Kid

    Season 14 Episode 11 - Aired 1/10/2016

    When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • #JOLO
    6.7/10 15 votes

    #6 - #JOLO

    Season 13 Episode 14 - Aired 4/12/2015

    When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • The D in Apartment 23
    6.6/10 12 votes

    #7 - The D in Apartment 23

    Season 16 Episode 6 - Aired 11/12/2017

    When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • The Griffin Winter Games
    6.6/10 11 votes

    #8 - The Griffin Winter Games

    Season 17 Episode 7 - Aired 11/18/2018

    To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

    Director: Steve Robertson

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Get Stewie
    6.5/10 4 votes

    #9 - Get Stewie

    Season 21 Episode 8 - Aired 11/20/2022

    Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

    Director: Jerry Langford

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Adam West High
    6.4/10 7 votes

    #10 - Adam West High

    Season 17 Episode 20 - Aired 5/12/2019

    When Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school "Adam West High," to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.

    Director: Joseph Lee

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Old West
    6.4/10 5 votes

    #11 - Old West

    Season 21 Episode 12 - Aired 2/19/2023

    The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

    Director: Greg Colton

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • A Bottle Episode
    6.3/10 3 votes

    #12 - A Bottle Episode

    Season 21 Episode 17 - Aired 4/16/2023

    Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

    Director: Mike Kim

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Turban Cowboy
    6.1/10 18 votes

    #13 - Turban Cowboy

    Season 11 Episode 15 - Aired 3/17/2013

    When Peter, Quagmire and Joe need a jolt in their mundane lives, they decide to go skydiving. But after an unfortunate accident, Peter ends up in the hospital, where he befriends Mahmoud, who convinces Peter to convert to Islam. Quagmire and Joe are suspicious of Mahmoud's intentions and try to stop the friendship from progressing.

    Director: Joe Vaux

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Bend or Blockbuster
    6.0/10 5 votes

    #14 - Bend or Blockbuster

    Season 21 Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/2022

    Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Fecal Matters
    5.8/10 4 votes

    #15 - Fecal Matters

    Season 19 Episode 10 - Aired 1/17/2021

    When Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis.

    Director: Mike Kim

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Family Cat
    5.8/10 4 votes

    #16 - Family Cat

    Season 19 Episode 19 - Aired 5/9/2021

    Brian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil.

    Director: Julius Wu

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Start Me Up
    5.0/10 10 votes

    #17 - Start Me Up

    Season 18 Episode 16 - Aired 4/19/2020

    Peter's non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company, so his boss tells him to work from home. Meanwhile, after Stewie and Chris cause thousands of dollars in damage to an electronics store, the two create a fake Kickstarter campaign with Brian to pay back the money.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Mister Act
    4.8/10 5 votes

    #18 - Mister Act

    Season 20 Episode 11 - Aired 1/9/2022

    An accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewie is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique.

    Director: Brian Iles

    Writer: Artie Johann

  • Customer of the Week
    4.0/10 2 votes

    #19 - Customer of the Week

    Season 19 Episode 15 - Aired 3/28/2021

    After feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win "Best Customer" at her favorite coffee shop.

    Director: John Holmquist

    Writer: Artie Johann