The Best Episodes Written By Bonnie Turner

Every TV Episode Written by Bonnie Turner Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Brains and Eggs
    8.5/10(4 votes)

    #1 - Brains and Eggs

    S1:E1

    The leader of an alien recon party on Earth discovers he has "feelings" for a professor.

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - Body & Soul & Dick
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #2 - Body & Soul & Dick

    S1:E8

    When an obnoxious professor dies during a party in his honor, Dick finds the will specifies that he must deliver a “forthright and honest” eulogy about the universally despised academic. Tommy neglects his female pal August to hit it off with an “easy” cheerleader.

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Truth or Dick
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #3 - Truth or Dick

    S1:E10

    Dick discovers the consequences of unvarnished truth when he repeats some of Dr. Albright's unflattering comments at an academic committee meeting. Sally and Harry apply for driver's licenses.

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  4. undefined Season 2 Episode 14 - Romeo & Juliet & Dick
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #4 - Romeo & Juliet & Dick

    S2:E14

    When Tommy asks Dick to direct his high school production of “Romeo and Juliet,” Dick takes the role a little too seriously. Sally tries to get Officer Don to fix Albright’s parking tickets.

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  5. undefined Season 3 Episode 23 - Dick and the Other Guy
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #5 - Dick and the Other Guy

    S3:E23

    Conclusion. Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally thinks she's losing her touch with men.

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  6. undefined Season 4 Episode 20 - Alien Hunter
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Alien Hunter

    S4:E20

    It is the day before Dick's birthday and he has ordered Sally, Harry and Tommy to throw him a surprise party. When in class he meets a woman called Charlotte Everly who appears to be very taken by his 'brilliance'. Charlotte first claims to be auditing his class, then later claims to be a reporter, then an intellectual groupie. She and her son wangle her way into his birthday plans, cancel his party and lock the guests that do arrive in the basement. She then reveals to Dick that she knows that Dick is an alien - and she wants to cut him open. Kathy Bates' appearance in this episode spoofed her role in the film Misery, when Dick refers to her as his "number one fan".

    Director:N/A

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  7. undefined Season 2 Episode 25 - A Nightmare on Dick Street (1)
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - A Nightmare on Dick Street (1)

    S2:E25

    The Solomons discover dreaming---and are shaken so much that they might have to go home for repairs.

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  8. undefined Season 2 Episode 26 - A Nightmare on Dick Street (2)
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #8 - A Nightmare on Dick Street (2)

    S2:E26

    Shaken by dreams, the Solomons may have to return home for repairs. But Dick doesn't want to go---he wants to marry Mary.

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  9. undefined Season 13 Episode 1 - Steve Martin/Sting
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #9 - Steve Martin/Sting

    S13:E1

    Sketches include ""Ronald Reagan and George Bush,"" ""Gary Hart Ad,"" ""Common Knowledge,"" ""NFL Today,"" ""Slide Whistle Sound Effects,"" ""Bullets Aren't Cheap,"" ""Permission to Speak Freely,"" ""Adventures in the Lost Realm,"" and ""Pumping Up With Hans and Franz"".

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  10. undefined Season 13 Episode 2 - Sean Penn/L.L. Cool J., Michael Penn & the Pull
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #10 - Sean Penn/L.L. Cool J., Michael Penn & the Pull

    S13:E2

    Live from New York, it's... Sean Penn! Sketches include "Fatal Attraction 2," "Wall Street Week," "Church Chat," "Pitman & Bullock," "The Teeny Cafe," "Keister Family Talk," "Discover," "The Spimozo Brothers," and "Cat Dentist" (film). LL Cool J performs "Go Cut Creator Go." Michael Penn and The Pull performs "This & That."

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - The Best Christmas Ever
    7.7/10(17 votes)

    #11 - The Best Christmas Ever

    S1:E12

    Red gives Eric 40 bucks to buy a Christmas tree and says that he can keep the change for his party. So Eric, Hyde and Kelso cut down a tree off the interstate and keep the money. They spend the money on beer and Kelso buys Jackie a Christmas present. Laurie spikes the punch with rum and Jackie's friend's are all attracted to Fez all of the sudden. Red has to work on Christmas Eve and not long after he gets home cops show up at his door telling him that his Christmas tree was illegally obtained and that they have to confiscate it. Also Hyde has a thing for Donna.

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 7 - That Disco Episode
    7.6/10(16 votes)

    #12 - That Disco Episode

    S1:E7

    The kids decide to go to a disco but Steven doesn't know how to dance so Mrs. Forman teaches him to dance. Mr. Pinciotti walks in on them in a compromising position and believes they're having an affair. Kelso gets jealous of Fez because he thinks he's putting the moves on Jackie.

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  13. undefined Season 3 Episode 10 - Tom, Dick and Mary
    7.5/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Tom, Dick and Mary

    S3:E10

    Dick has a new rival for Mary's affections: Tommy; Sally gets a job; and Harry must do without TV (commander's orders).

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  14. undefined Season 4 Episode 5 - Bye-Bye Basement
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #14 - Bye-Bye Basement

    S4:E5

    After Hyde moves back in with the Formans, Kitty decides to redecorate the basement so she hires Leo and his cousin Theo to do the job. Meanwhile, Donna and Eric engage in post-break-up bickering, while Fez takes up ballet to meet girls only to discover that they consider him one of the girls.

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  15. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
    7.2/10(16 votes)

    #15 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

    S1:E10

    Red's mother spends a Sunday with them and drives everyone crazy, except Fez. She seems to have a certain fondness for him.

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - That '70s Pilot
    7.0/10(17 votes)

    #16 - That '70s Pilot

    S1:E1

    While Eric Forman is swiping beer for his best friends Donna Pinciotti, Michael Kelso, and Steven Hyde, his parents Red and Kitty hint that he may be getting the old Vista Cruiser. Now Eric can drive all of his friends – including the new foreign exchange student, Fez – to a Todd Rundgren concert in Milwaukee. A minor snag occurs when Kelso's obnoxious girlfriend, Jackie Burkhart, finds out and invites herself along. An even bigger snag occurs when Red tells Eric that he can't drive the car out of Point Place.

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  17. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Eric's Birthday
    6.9/10(17 votes)

    #17 - Eric's Birthday

    S1:E2

    Eric's 17th birthday is coming up and he really doesn't want a party. Unfortunately, it's extremely obvious that Kitty is planning a surprise party against his wishes – she's even invited his older sister Laurie home from college for the event. Eric enlists Laurie's help in calling off the party while Kelso naively tries to attract her interest. And Donna, who's unsure about the state of her relationship with Eric, gets advice from Jackie on what to get him for a gift.

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  18. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - That '90s Pilot
    6.3/10(16 votes)

    #18 - That '90s Pilot

    S1:E1

    Donna and Eric spend the Fourth of July at his parents’ house in Point Place, where their daughter Leia makes an impression on the other teens in town.

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Bonnie Turner Ratings Summary

"Brains and Eggs" is the best rated episode written by Bonnie Turner. It scored 8.5/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 1/9/1996 and is rated 0.5 points higher than their second-best episode, "Body & Soul & Dick".