The Best Episodes Written By Brett Cawley

Every TV Episode Written by Brett Cawley Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 21 Episode 1 - The Grocery Store Bank
    9.0/10(4 votes)

    #1 - The Grocery Store Bank

    S21:E1

    Stan, Francine and Roger concoct the perfect plan to rob a bank but agree never to do it. Peace reigns.

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  2. undefined Season 20 Episode 20 - The Pink Sphinx Holds Her Hearts on the Turn
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    #2 - The Pink Sphinx Holds Her Hearts on the Turn

    S20:E20

    Francine enters the strange and dangerous world of poker in order to learn how to hide her true feelings from Steve and Hayley.

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  3. undefined Season 21 Episode 22 - What Great Advancements!
    7.8/10(4 votes)

    #3 - What Great Advancements!

    S21:E22

    An aspiring inventor leaves the Farm to make a go of it in The Big City.

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  4. undefined Season 13 Episode 10 - The Two Hundred
    7.7/10(9 votes)

    #4 - The Two Hundred

    S13:E10

    Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

    Director:N/A

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  5. undefined Season 16 Episode 4 - Rabbit Ears
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    #5 - Rabbit Ears

    S16:E4

    Stan gets obsessed with a 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.

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  6. undefined Season 12 Episode 12 - The Shrink
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #6 - The Shrink

    S12:E12

    Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

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  7. undefined Season 12 Episode 10 - A Star is Reborn
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #7 - A Star is Reborn

    S12:E10

    While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

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  8. undefined Season 13 Episode 1 - Roots
    7.3/10(13 votes)

    #8 - Roots

    S13:E1

    Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.

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  9. undefined Season 17 Episode 9 - Exquisite Corpses
    7.3/10(4 votes)

    #9 - Exquisite Corpses

    S17:E9

    Jeff, Francine and Roger decide to team up and start their own bus tour business, with murderous results.

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  10. undefined Season 10 Episode 3 - Buck, Wild
    7.2/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Buck, Wild

    S10:E3

    Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.

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  11. undefined Season 20 Episode 1 - Fellow Traveler
    7.1/10(8 votes)

    #11 - Fellow Traveler

    S20:E1

    A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.

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  12. undefined Season 14 Episode 7 - Ninety North, Zero West
    7.0/10(7 votes)

    #12 - Ninety North, Zero West

    S14:E7

    The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.

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  13. undefined Season 14 Episode 18 - The Long Bomb
    7.0/10(7 votes)

    #13 - The Long Bomb

    S14:E18

    While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

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  14. undefined Season 18 Episode 6 - The Wondercabinet
    6.7/10(6 votes)

    #14 - The Wondercabinet

    S18:E6

    Steve spins out about his future, but a radio show about new age mysticism gives him a hopeful new understanding of life. Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry.

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  15. undefined Season 10 Episode 14 - Stan Goes on the Pill
    5.9/10(13 votes)

    #15 - Stan Goes on the Pill

    S10:E14

    Stan tries an experimental pill from the CIA and turns into a girl. Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger start a business selling Stan's suits as he no longer needs them as a female.

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  16. undefined Season 15 Episode 22 - The Future Is Borax
    5.9/10(7 votes)

    #16 - The Future Is Borax

    S15:E22

    Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage. Roger excels at jingle writing.

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  17. undefined Season 15 Episode 4 - Shell Game
    5.7/10(12 votes)

    #17 - Shell Game

    S15:E4

    Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

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  18. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Beware What from Portal Comes!
    5.5/10(12 votes)

    #18 - Beware What from Portal Comes!

    S1:E3

    M.O.D.O.K. drags along his kids, Melissa and Lou, to a GRUMBL leadership conference. Once there, he accidentally unleashes a hedonistic alien menace on the conference while trying to prove his leadership skills to his bosses and children.

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  19. undefined Season 16 Episode 19 - Eight Fires
    5.4/10(5 votes)

    #19 - Eight Fires

    S16:E19

    Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.

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  20. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - O, Were Blood Thicker Than Robot Juice!
    5.4/10(11 votes)

    #20 - O, Were Blood Thicker Than Robot Juice!

    S1:E8

    The time travelling Young M.O.D.O.K. finally exacts his revenge by kidnapping the family and pitting them against each other in a twisted family therapy / battle to the death.

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  21. undefined Season 19 Episode 10 - Gold Top Nuts
    5.2/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Gold Top Nuts

    S19:E10

    The Smiths return from a difficult, quarrelsome vacation, but they can't get a break from one another.

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  22. undefined Season 18 Episode 15 - Comb Over: A Hair Piece
    5.2/10(5 votes)

    #22 - Comb Over: A Hair Piece

    S18:E15

    Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.

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Brett Cawley Ratings Summary

"The Grocery Store Bank" is the best rated episode written by Brett Cawley. It scored 9/10 based on 4 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 10/28/2024 and is rated 1.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Pink Sphinx Holds Her Hearts on the Turn".