The Best Episodes Written By Brian Boyle

Every TV Episode Written by Brian Boyle Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Brian Boyle Ratings Summary

The best episode written by Brian Boyle is "The One with the Routine", rated 8.195/10 from 41 user votes. It was "directed by Kevin S. Bright". "The One with the Routine" aired on 12/16/1999 and is rated 0.0 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "The One with Joey's Award".

  • The One with the Routine
    8.2/10 41 votes

    #1 - The One with the Routine

    Season 6 Episode 10 - Aired 12/16/1999

    Janine gets an invitation to dance on "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve" and she invites Joey, Monica and Ross to join her. Being huge fans of the show, Monica and Ross get overly excited. At the taping, Joey tries to kiss Janine at midnight and Monica and Ross resurrect their dance routine from high school. Meanwhile, Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler look for Monica's Christmas presents.

    Director: Kevin S. Bright

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • The One with Joey's Award
    8.2/10 34 votes

    #2 - The One with Joey's Award

    Season 7 Episode 18 - Aired 3/29/2001

    Joey is nominated for a Soapie Award for his part on Days of Our Lives, and while he doesn't win, he ends up with an award anyway - together with his partner in crime, Rachel. Meanwhile, Ross finds himself in an awkward position when one of his students proclaims that he failed his midterm because he's in love with Ross. Also, Monica freaks out a little when she realizes that after marrying Chandler she's not gonna experience a rush of dating someone new ever again. In a surprising change of roles, Chandler becomes a voice of reason that calms her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • The One with the Apothecary Table
    8.1/10 40 votes

    #3 - The One with the Apothecary Table

    Season 6 Episode 11 - Aired 1/6/2000

    Rachel orders an apothecary table from Pottery Barn, which is a problem because Phoebe hates the mass-producing company. After Janine and Joey double date with Chandler and Monica, Janine tells Joey that she thinks the other two are boring. Ross buys a new apothecary table too, which causes problems for Rachel. After a confrontation with Monica and Chandler, Joey breaks up with Janine and she moves out.

    Director: Kevin S. Bright

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Man in the Moonbounce
    8.1/10 3 votes

    #4 - Man in the Moonbounce

    Season 6 Episode 5 - Aired 11/8/2009

    Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.

    Director: Tim Parsons

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • The One with Rachel's Assistant
    7.9/10 37 votes

    #5 - The One with Rachel's Assistant

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/2000

    While hiring a new assistant, Rachel is torn between hiring a much more qualified woman, or a handsome but inexperienced young man. Monica, Chandler and Ross engage in a war of secret sharing after Monica and Chandler vow to be more honest. Meanwhile, Joey has problems when his TV show is cancelled after just one airing.

    Director: David Schwimmer

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
    7.7/10 3 votes

    #6 - Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas

    Season 12 Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2014

    When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

    Director: Shawn Murray

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Roy Rogers McFreely
    7.5/10 2 votes

    #7 - Roy Rogers McFreely

    Season 5 Episode 12 - Aired 3/8/2009

    When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart--the Homeowner’s Association.

    Director: Bob Bowen

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Merlot Down Dirty Shame
    7.5/10 2 votes

    #8 - Merlot Down Dirty Shame

    Season 6 Episode 15 - Aired 4/18/2010

    When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.

    Director: Josue Cervantes

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Standard Deviation
    7.5/10 4 votes

    #9 - Standard Deviation

    Season 13 Episode 22 - Aired 6/27/2016

    To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.

    Director: Jennifer Graves

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • School Lies
    7.3/10 3 votes

    #10 - School Lies

    Season 7 Episode 14 - Aired 4/3/2011

    In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.

    Director: Rodney Clouden

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Dr. Klaustus
    7.3/10 3 votes

    #11 - Dr. Klaustus

    Season 8 Episode 13 - Aired 3/11/2012

    Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.

    Director: John Aoshima

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
    7.2/10 4 votes

    #12 - The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari

    Season 9 Episode 9 - Aired 1/13/2013

    Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.

    Director: Josue Cervantes

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Permanent Record Wrecker
    7.1/10 9 votes

    #13 - Permanent Record Wrecker

    Season 10 Episode 18 - Aired 5/4/2014

    Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his "permanent record", the only job he's able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager. Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo, a guitar-instructing infomercial host.

    Director: Jennifer Graves

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • The Best Christmas Story Never Told
    7.0/10 12 votes

    #14 - The Best Christmas Story Never Told

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/2006

    When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

    Director: Albert Calleros

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Stan Time
    7.0/10 2 votes

    #15 - Stan Time

    Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 2/8/2009

    Stan is ecstatic--and energetic--when a coworker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night.

    Director: Joe Daniello

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Stan's Food Restaurant
    7.0/10 3 votes

    #16 - Stan's Food Restaurant

    Season 7 Episode 4 - Aired 11/14/2010

    Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

    Director: Josue Cervantes

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
    7.0/10 4 votes

    #17 - Blood Crieth Unto Heaven

    Season 9 Episode 10 - Aired 1/27/2013

    When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.

    Director: Joe Daniello

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Big Stan on Campus
    6.8/10 5 votes

    #18 - Big Stan on Campus

    Season 12 Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2014

    When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.

    Director: Valerie Fletcher

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Stannie Get Your Gun
    6.7/10 9 votes

    #19 - Stannie Get Your Gun

    Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 11/20/2005

    Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the "National Gun Association Land," where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.

    Director: John Aoshima

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • West to Mexico
    6.5/10 2 votes

    #20 - West to Mexico

    Season 14 Episode 22 - Aired 9/11/2017

    Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and Hayley.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Of Ice and Men
    6.3/10 7 votes

    #21 - Of Ice and Men

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Aired 11/26/2006

    When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

    Director: John Aoshima

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Cock of the Sleepwalk
    6.3/10 7 votes

    #22 - Cock of the Sleepwalk

    Season 10 Episode 11 - Aired 1/26/2014

    Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a "good" Stan in his sleep - Jekyll & Hyde-style - who's hell-bent on pursuing all the good deeds that real Stan would never consider, and stopping him from ever killing again.

    Director: Shawn Murray

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Frannie 911
    6.2/10 6 votes

    #23 - Frannie 911

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 1/6/2008

    Stan and Francine give the constantly nasty Roger an ultimatum: Be nice or ship out. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play truth or dare, and Steve decides to become a backup dancer.

    Director: Joe Daniello

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Surro-Gate
    5.9/10 8 votes

    #24 - Surro-Gate

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 12/2/2007

    Terry and Greg, the Smiths' gay neighbors, want to have a baby, and Francine offers to be their surrogate. Not surprisingly, Stan objects. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play a practical joke on Klaus, who vows revenge.

    Director: Tim Parsons

    Writer: Brian Boyle

  • Pulling Double Booty
    5.0/10 3 votes

    #25 - Pulling Double Booty

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 11/16/2008

    Hayley goes on a rampage after her boyfriend breaks up with her, but she calms down when she begins dating Stan's CIA body double, Bill. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger get jobs separating male and female chicks at a Chinatown hatchery.

    Director: John Aoshima

    Writer: Brian Boyle