The Best Episodes Written By Brian Rubenstein

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   10.0/10(1 votes)

   #1 - Street Meat

   S1:E34/10/2018

   While Lena gets ready to go out on a first date with a handsome man whose sexual chemistry is undeniable, Martin finishes his dance lessons with Charlotte and attempts to try to fix things with Lena on what would have been their 16th wedding anniversary. Meanwhile, Mason is being teased by his friends for not being as sexually active as they claim to be; and to prove that she would be a good mom, Maya attempts to watch over Lena and Martin's kids, with questionable results.

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   7.4/10(7 votes)

   #2 - Never Block Cookies

   S1:E611/4/2014

   Eliza observes Henry’s constant bad mood and lack of skills with women and becomes determined to get him some action, whether he wants it or not.

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   6.9/10(10 votes)

   #3 - Smith Playground

   S3:E135/15/2024

   Jacob manages to pull off a schoolwide field trip to the park; however, when Abbott must share the playground, the fun and games turn competitive. Elsewhere, Mr. Johnson enjoys having an empty school to himself.

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   6.8/10(12 votes)

   #4 - Festival

   S2:E193/15/2023

   Abbott Elementary rallies together to fight the threat from Legendary Charter Schools. Ava pitches a festival to draw parents to school and collect their signatures for a petition. However, Draemond shows up with the intention of derailing the event.

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   6.6/10(11 votes)

   #5 - Open House

   S1:E103/22/2022

   It's Open House night at Abbott Elementary, and while Janine prepares to meet her struggling student's mother, the rest of the faculty uses the time to relax. Gregory is taken aback when he learns how Ava got the principal job, and later, Barbara's daughter's visit creates a commotion in more ways than one.

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   6.6/10(9 votes)

   #6 - And the Himmicane

   S6:E912/12/2016

   When a hurricane approaches the area, Caroline fears that a big divorce party she's planning for a wealthy couple will get broken up when the unhappy pair get stranded in close quarters at the dessert bar. Also, Max worries that Randy really did break up with her when she suspects he’s blocking her calls, and Oleg is jealous when Sophie is stuck at home during the storm with their handsome new "manny".

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   6.5/10(11 votes)

   #7 - New Tech

   S1:E41/18/2022

   When a new computer program is introduced at Abbott, Janine is excited to finally help Barbara with something. Barbara is reluctant to accept change and finds herself in a tricky situation. Melissa surprises Jacob.

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   6.5/10(8 votes)

   #8 - And the Baby and Other Things

   S6:E183/13/2017

   When Caroline encourages Bobby’s sister, Denise, to quit her job, the couple heads toward their first fight after Caroline realizes the company Denise works for is her mother’s. Also, after Max reads a text on Bobby’s phone suggesting he has a child with his ex, Jessica, she and Han go undercover as an engaged couple to Jessica’s wedding planning shop to find out the truth.

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   6.5/10(10 votes)

   #9 - Wrong Delivery

   S2:E29/28/2022

   After Janine gets a look at the new charter school down the street, she becomes determined to fix up Abbott and make it just as good. As Gregory goes out of his way to avoid Barbara due to an awkward situation with his personal life, and Ava takes to the school library to host a “Shark Tank”-style pitch to decide what to do with the rest of the funds from the grant.

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    6.3/10(14 votes)

    #10 - Cheating

    S5:E210/8/2025

    Melissa tries to outsmart her students; Tariq causes chaos in Janine's class; a new guidance counselor joins the school.

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    6.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - The Birds and the Biederman

    S3:E42/5/2014

    When Dallas sees George at the dog park, she recruits Dalia to negotiate her territory in Chatswin, while Tessa has to represent George’s interests. Tessa notices that Lisa is spending a lot of time with Ryan’s girlfriend, June, and Fred is worried that Sheila is distancing herself.

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    5.9/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Holiday Hookah

    S2:E1012/7/2022

    On the last day of school before winter break, Janine is convinced by her friend to go to a popular hookah club where she runs into unexpected colleagues. Elsewhere, Jacob crashes Barbara and Melissa's traditional holiday dinner and in the process begins to learn the true meaning of Christmas.

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    5.9/10(8 votes)

    #13 - Gregory's Garden Goofballs

    S3:E32/14/2024

    Gregory is hesitant when kids start hanging out in his classroom at lunch, looking to him for advice; Barbara is shocked to find Tariq is dating the mother of one of her students; Janine and Jacob try to hire an ASL interpreter.

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    5.5/10(10 votes)

    #14 - And the College Experience

    S6:E410/31/2016

    When Caroline and Max are invited to speak about their business at Caroline’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, Max takes the opportunity to give Caroline the college partying experience she never had. Also, Oleg’s attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie, and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

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    5.4/10(14 votes)

    #15 - Ringworm

    S4:E210/16/2024

    When it’s revealed that a student in Jacob’s class has ringworm, the faculty must band together to stop it from spreading through the entire school.

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    5.0/10(13 votes)

    #16 - The Science Fair

    S4:E132/5/2025

    While supervising the kids making their science fair projects, the teachers' competitive sides come out.

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