The Best Episodes Written By Carl Kleinschmitt

Every TV Episode Written by Carl Kleinschmitt Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 5 Episode 20 - Remember the Alimony
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Remember the Alimony

    S5:E20

    Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)

    Director:N/A

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  2. undefined Season 5 Episode 18 - The Curse of the Petrie People
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - The Curse of the Petrie People

    S5:E18

    Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!

    Director:N/A

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  3. undefined Season 1 Episode 17 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #3 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet

    S1:E17

    Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit. Later, Tommy is brought into the camp, seriously wounded, and Hawkeye can't save him. A 15-year-old kid is in the hospital to have his appendix out. He joined up to be a hero back home, but Hawkeye has him sent home, giving him Frank's purple heart.

    Director:N/A

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  4. undefined Season 5 Episode 16 - I Do Not Choose to Run
    7.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - I Do Not Choose to Run

    S5:E16

    Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.

    Director:N/A

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  5. undefined Season 2 Episode 7 - L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
    6.5/10(6 votes)

    #5 - L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)

    S2:E7

    Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.

    Director:N/A

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  6. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair
    2.7/10(3 votes)

    #6 - Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair

    S1:E2

    A man must pose as a woman to gain passage on the ship so that he can pursue an ex-girlfriend. A bickering married couple gets trapped in the elevator. A detective falls for a married woman whose husband has hired him to trail her.

    Director:N/A

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  7. undefined Season 5 Episode 11 - Body and Sol
    2.0/10(2 votes)

    #7 - Body and Sol

    S5:E11

    Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.

    Director:N/A

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Carl Kleinschmitt Ratings Summary

"Remember the Alimony" is the best rated episode written by Carl Kleinschmitt. It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 2/16/1966 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Curse of the Petrie People".