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The Best Episodes Written By Carl Kleinschmitt

Every TV Episode Written by Carl Kleinschmitt Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  • Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
    8.1/10(9)

    #1 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet

    Season 1 Episode 17

    Aired 1/28/1973

    Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit. Later, Tommy is brought into the camp, seriously wounded, and Hawkeye can't save him. A 15-year-old kid is in the hospital to have his appendix out. He joined up to be a hero back home, but Hawkeye has him sent home, giving him Frank's purple heart.

    Director: William Wiard

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • The Curse of the Petrie People
    8.0/10(1)

    #2 - The Curse of the Petrie People

    Season 5 Episode 18

    Aired 2/2/1966

    Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!

    Director: Jerry Paris

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • Remember the Alimony
    8.0/10(1)

    #3 - Remember the Alimony

    Season 5 Episode 20

    Aired 2/16/1966

    Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)

    Director: Jerry Paris

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
    7.8/10(4)

    #4 - L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)

    Season 2 Episode 7

    Aired 10/27/1973

    Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.

    Director: William Wiard

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • I Do Not Choose to Run
    7.0/10(1)

    #5 - I Do Not Choose to Run

    Season 5 Episode 16

    Aired 1/19/1966

    Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.

    Director: Jerry Paris

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • Body and Sol
    2.0/10(1)

    #6 - Body and Sol

    Season 5 Episode 11

    Aired 11/24/1965

    Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.

    Director: Jerry Paris

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair
    1.0/10(1)

    #7 - Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair

    Season 1 Episode 2

    Aired 10/1/1977

    A man must pose as a woman to gain passage on the ship so that he can pursue an ex-girlfriend. A bickering married couple gets trapped in the elevator. A detective falls for a married woman whose husband has hired him to trail her.

    Director: Alan Rafkin

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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  • The Recruiting Poster
    0.5/10(1)

    #8 - The Recruiting Poster

    Season 4 Episode 2

    Aired 9/15/1967

    Gomer learns his face will be on a recruiting poster -- instead of Sgt. Carter's.

    Director: John Rich

    Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt

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Carl Kleinschmitt Ratings Summary

"Sometimes You Hear the Bullet" is the best rated episode written by Carl Kleinschmitt. It scored 8.111/10 based on 9 votes. It was directed by William Wiard. It aired on 1/28/1973 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Curse of the Petrie People".