8.0/106 votes#1 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet
Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 1/28/1973
Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit. Later, Tommy is brought into the camp, seriously wounded, and Hawkeye can't save him. A 15-year-old kid is in the hospital to have his appendix out. He joined up to be a hero back home, but Hawkeye has him sent home, giving him Frank's purple heart.
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
8.0/101 votes#2 - The Curse of the Petrie People
Season 5 Episode 18 - Aired 2/2/1966
Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!
Director: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
8.0/101 votes#3 - Remember the Alimony
Season 5 Episode 20 - Aired 2/16/1966
Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)
Director: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
7.8/104 votes#4 - L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 10/27/1973
Hawkeye cuts through red tape to help a GI marry his child's Korean mother, and cuts romantic ties with a bigoted nurse.
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
7.0/101 votes#5 - I Do Not Choose to Run
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 1/19/1966
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.
Director: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
2.0/101 votes#6 - Body and Sol
Season 5 Episode 11 - Aired 11/24/1965
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
Director: Jerry Paris
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
1.0/101 votes#7 - Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful Affair
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/1/1977
A man must pose as a woman to gain passage on the ship so that he can pursue an ex-girlfriend. A bickering married couple gets trapped in the elevator. A detective falls for a married woman whose husband has hired him to trail her.
Director: Alan Rafkin
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
0.5/101 votes#8 - The Recruiting Poster
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/1967
Gomer learns his face will be on a recruiting poster -- instead of Sgt. Carter's.
Director: John Rich
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
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"Sometimes You Hear the Bullet" is the best rated episode written by Carl Kleinschmitt. It scored 8/10 based on 6 votes. It was directed by William Wiard. It aired on 1/28/1973 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Curse of the Petrie People".