The Best Episodes Written By Dave Jeser

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1. #1 Fan Favorite
   

   9.0/10(2 votes)

   #1 - The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1)

   S6:E195/22/2001

   Mary is having trouble dealing with what she has just seen - Dick transforming Liam into a monkey, which he had done to stop him doing the same to the Earth's population. Dick consults the other Solomons and they decide that the best approach is to deny everything. Meanwhile, Mary meets with Nina and Judith, who confess that they believe Dick to be an international terrorist, so when Dick and Mary next meet, she demands that he tell her the truth about himself. So, Dick tells Mary that he and the others are aliens. Mary's reaction is first disbelief, then shock, and then she finds it sexy to be dating a spaceman. Elsewhere, the local store has been robbed and Sally catches Don hiding in the frozen foods freezer, where he admits that he hid because he was scared. Harry takes a different line and asks the shopkeeper Sam out on a date, but later runs into her working at a posh restaurant, where she instructs him to call her Samantha. Confused, Harry believes that he is dating twins.

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   8.0/10(1 votes)

   #2 - Freaks & Greeks

   S3:E110/5/2006

   Captain Hero attempts to pledge a new neighborhood Greek family, and Ling Ling's dad moves in.

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   8.0/10(2 votes)

   #3 - A Dick Replacement

   S6:E111/30/2001

   Dick and Mary visit a psychic together, who claims that the pair are from two different worlds and predicts that Dick will one day up and leave Mary. Horrified at this news, Dick decides to find a replacement boyfriend for her, settling on a man called Gary; who thinks he's actually being offered Dick's position of physics professor. Meanwhile, Sally and Harry decide that if the psychic really knows that they are aliens, then they must kill her, but in a way that isn't possible for her to predict.

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   7.2/10(10 votes)

   #4 - Clara's Dirty Little Secret

   S1:E211/3/2004

   Clara's roommates attempt to find her Prince Charming after she reveals a dark secret.

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   7.0/10(5 votes)

   #5 - The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (2)

   S2:E110/15/2005

   The surviving roommates return home to cast a new roommate.

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   7.0/10(1 votes)

   #6 - The Drawn Together Clip Show

   S2:E153/15/2006

   The roommates gather for a very special clip show reunion sit-down with The Producer.

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   7.0/10(7 votes)

   #7 - The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist

   S1:E712/15/2004

   The housemates rise up against the dreaded "Reality TV Twist."

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   6.8/10(16 votes)

   #8 - Hot Tub

   S1:E110/27/2004

   When the roommates move in, Clara offends Foxxy after assuming she's the house servant.

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   6.0/10(2 votes)

   #9 - Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

   S3:E164/5/2018

   When Heather tells Sophia she has to get rid of her stuffed animals, Sophia stages a musical with them to see if she can change her mother's mind. Also, Colleen babysits Lark, and Jen comes home to find her dolled up in Colleen's old pageant dress; Joan's bike is stolen from the driveway so she enlists Matt, Greg and Tim to join her in tracking it down; and Tyler and Clementine get John's help to sell their homemade beef jerky at the farmer's market.

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    5.5/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Super Nanny

    S2:E712/7/2005

    Captain Hero faces off against Super Nanny, and Ling-Ling grapples with his cultural identity.

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    5.0/10(3 votes)

    #11 - Awkward Bra Automated Ordained

    S2:E152/23/2017

    Dinner gets awkward for Jen and Matt when they find themselves alone without Greg and Colleen. Also, Lark accidentally locks out Greg and Jen from the house, prompting Greg to install a complicated home automation system; Heather and Tim try to sneak wine into an ice skating show to get out of paying at the venue; and John and Joan agree to an impromptu wedding after Colleen mentions that she's an ordained minister.

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    4.2/10(4 votes)

    #12 - Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday

    S2:E411/17/2016

    When Colleen teaches Matt her frugal ways, he gets hooked when he realizes how much saving money turns her on. Also, Tim attempts to fire Heather from her receptionist position at his office, John tries to break Sophia's fear of flying by taking her for a quick flight on a small plane, and Jen plans a quiet affair for Lark's first birthday, until the family takes over the celebration.

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    4.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor

    S3:E91/4/2018

    When Sophia asks Matt and Colleen about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals reveals that they have been struggling to have a baby. Also, Jen and Greg's new neighbors aren't as nice as they initially seem; Heather interferes with Tim's hiring process at the office; and the whole family surprises Joan at her book reading, to her chagrin.

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