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The Best Episodes Written By David Hornsby

Every TV Episode Written by David Hornsby Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. 8.8/10(18 votes)

    #1 - The D.E.N.N.I.S. System

    S5:E10

    Dennis reveals his foolproof system for seducing any woman to the rest of the gang, but they don't grasp the concept.

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  2. 8.7/10(22 votes)

    #2 - The Gang Gets Invincible

    S3:E2

    Mac, Dennis and Dee try out for the Philadelphia Eagles. Also interested in becoming an Eagle is Liam and Ryan McPoyle's brother, Doyle.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  3. 8.7/10(20 votes)

    #3 - The Gang Dances Their Asses Off

    S3:E15

    In the season finale, Charlie accidentally puts Paddy's up as a prize for a dance marathon, which prompts the gang to enter the competition in order to save their bar.

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  4. 8.7/10(17 votes)

    #4 - The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award

    S9:E3

    Tired of failing to be recognized for their years of service in the bar industry, the gang changes their ways to give the patrons what they think they want.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  5. 8.6/10(21 votes)

    #5 - Mac Is a Serial Killer

    S3:E10

    After Mac arrives to the bar with scratches on his neck and exhibiting strange behavior, Frank comes to the conclusion that he is the serial killer terrorizing young women in Philadelphia. Frank sets out with his trusty chainsaw and a doubtful Charlie to find evidence to implicate Mac in the murders. In search of another suspect, Dennis and Dee do a little role-playing in order to help themselves better understand who they might be dealing with.

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  6. 8.6/10(20 votes)

    #6 - Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City

    S3:E14

    Mac and Dee become vigilantes in order to remove the homeless from their neighborhood, while Frank and Dennis impersonate police officers.

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  7. 8.6/10(20 votes)

    #7 - The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition

    S4:E12

    Hoping to make their own dreams come true, the gang sets out to give an unexpected family an extreme home makeover.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  8. 8.6/10(14 votes)

    #8 - Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth

    S6:E9

    Motivated by the drama teacher who inspired her, Dee takes a job as a substitute teacher, and exposes her students to the culture of Paddy's with a field trip to see the Gang's take on the Lethal Weapon series: Lethal Weapon 5.

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  9. 8.6/10(17 votes)

    #9 - The Gang Gets Quarantined

    S9:E7

    The gang voluntarily quarantine themselves inside of Paddy's in an attempt to keep their singing voices pristine for an upcoming competition when a severe flu outbreak sweeps Philadelphia.

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  10. 8.6/10(22 votes)

    #10 - Quarantine

    S1:E10

    As the MQ staff works from home, Poppy struggles with solitude while Brad and David start a charitable competition.

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  11. 8.5/10(18 votes)

    #11 - Mac’s Banging the Waitress

    S4:E4

    Charlie finds out that the waitress has been seeing someone. He calls on Mac, his so-called best friend, to find out more information about the guy and to beat him up. However, it turns out that Mac is the guy the waitress has supposedly been seeing. Dennis, heartbroken that he's not Charlie's best friend, tries to win him over.

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  12. 8.5/10(16 votes)

    #12 - Dee Gives Birth

    S6:E12

    Dee's blessed event is fast approaching but the father's identity remains a mystery---to the gang, at least. So they throw a party and invite all of Dee's former flings.

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  13. 8.4/10(16 votes)

    #13 - The Great Recession

    S5:E3

    With a shantytown taking shape outside, Mac and Dennis try to keep Paddy's going in tough times. Meanwhile, Frank and Dee start a family business.

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    Director:Fred Savage
  14. 8.2/10(21 votes)

    #14 - Paddy’s Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia

    S4:E8

    A newspaper critic is kidnapped by the gang after he calls Paddy's pub the worst bar in Philadelphia.

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  15. 8.2/10(15 votes)

    #15 - The World Series Defense

    S5:E6

    The gang describes the trials and tribulations they went through, during game five of the World Series, in hopes the judge will clear them of all the citations they received.

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  16. 8.1/10(23 votes)

    #16 - Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead

    S3:E3

    After Barbara's death, Dee and Frank are unhappy to learn that she left them both out of the will, while Dennis inherits the mansion which he plans to turn into a party pad.

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  17. 8.1/10(8 votes)

    #17 - The Gang Gets Cursed

    S16:E3

    The Gang’s going to be on Bar Rescue but a series of bad omens leads them to believe they are all cursed. They set off to undo the curses and make amends to those they’ve wronged, while Mac, who’s on a run of good luck, meets Chase Utley and invites him for a catch.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  18. 8.1/10(20 votes)

    #18 - The Gang Runs for Office

    S2:E8

    Driven by Frank's insight into the world of politics, Dennis pursues a political career by running for office.

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  19. 8.0/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Charlie Rules the World

    S8:E8

    After slipping into an unhealthy obsession with computer games, The Gang wrestles to define the difference between the real and the virtual worlds.

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  20. 8.0/10(9 votes)

    #20 - Waiting for Big Mo

    S14:E10

    In this spoof of Waiting for Godot, Dennis and Charlie stand guard at their laser tag base waiting to ambush their enemy, Big Mo, but Dennis has doubts about why they play laser tag and whether or not the victory is worth it.

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  21. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #21 - 1000%

    S4:E2

    David uses AI to help regulate gamer behavior—then needs humans to regulate the AI. Meanwhile, no one is regulating Ian and Poppy's arguments.

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  22. 7.9/10(13 votes)

    #22 - The Gang Spies Like U.S.

    S10:E5

    Dennis and Mac enlist Dee to spy on the fish factory across the street, Charlie and Frank grow suspicious and decide to do some spying of their own.

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  23. 7.9/10(21 votes)

    #23 - The Gang Sells Out

    S3:E7

    The gang agrees to sell Paddys when they get an offer that is too good to refuse, but it forces the bar's non-partners, Dee and Charlie to find new jobs.

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  24. 7.9/10(10 votes)

    #24 - The Gang Buys a Roller Rink

    S15:E3

    In the past, an innocent Dennis learns the horrifying details of Frank's business, a truly sweet Dee is excited to head off for Hollywood, while Charlie and Mac's jobs at the roller rink are in jeopardy.

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    Director:Richie Keen
  25. 7.9/10(15 votes)

    #25 - Titans' Rift

    S2:E1

    With Ian on sabbatical, Poppy must come up with a title for the new expansion. Dana and Rachel take their relationship to new heights.

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David Hornsby Ratings Summary

"The D.E.N.N.I.S. System" is the best rated episode written by David Hornsby. It scored 8.8/10 based on 18 votes. It was directed by Randall Einhorn. It aired on 11/19/2009 and is rated 0.1 points higher than their second-best episode, "The Gang Gets Invincible".