The Best Episodes Written By David Steven Cohen

The President & the First Family have to stay in a newly built bomb shelter for 12 hours.

Synclaire overflows with holiday spirit despite the season's crass commercialism and her cranky roommates.

Mrs. Rene is learning how to tango! With a rose in her mouth and Pee-wee's magic footprints on the floor, she dances up a storm until Pee-wee dips her right out the Playhouse door! Cowboy Curtis remembers his first and last whirl on rollerskates, and Jambi helps Pee-wee relive the whole show with a replay that goes by all too "fast."

Too proud to beg for a loan to pay off the printer, Khadijah gets unexpected help from a friend.

Khadijah insists on settling an accident claim civilly--and out of court--until she realizes she's up against a weaselly lawyer.

Regine grows weary of her tendency to date vain, tiresome men. She feels as though she is just going through the motions. Synclaire gives her a brochure about a seminar intended to help women break their dependence on men. When Regine attends her first session, she is shocked to find that Max is taking the class. The instructor assigns the students to take themselves on a date, but Regine and Max are so bored alone that they decide to go out together. Max explains that she took the seminar because she was not fulfilled by her one-night stands, and realized she had hit rock bottom when she slept with Kyle. She tells Regine that there is nothing wrong with seeking a relationship, as long as you don't base your self-worth on whether you have a man. They agree that they are doing just fine spending the evening without men. It is then revealed that Max and Regine are at a strip club. Overton sends Synclaire gifts from a secret admirer, but decides to call it off when she constantly speculat

A lonely goose god wants Muriel for his queen.

Parker's dad protests the banning of a rock album by Dr. Pankow.

Frank finds the girl of his dreams and turns to Nick for advice.

Coach Kohler takes over the guy's hangout.

Jerry gets move into the A.S.A.P. program which makes him a senior, when he gets a B+ on his first test he freaks out, drops out and starts laying bricks. Grace has a recurring dream about The Scarlet Letter.

Eustace drags Courage to an institute that promises hair growth.

Muriel's nephew visits the farm.

Courage must find an antidote when Muriel is bitten.

Eustace's foot is infected with a fungus.

When Courage, Eustace and Muriel are on an island, they encounter Katz.

A tornado destroys the farmhouse and turns Muriel into a 3-year-old girl.

Shirley's curse on Eustace can only be undone if he learns to give of himself.

Muriel is invited to play her sitar at Radio City Music Hall.

A burglar mistakes the family for his relatives and decides they should pull a heist.

The family is buried under a thousand years of sediment.

A mummy seeks revenge on the two people who wrongfully entombed him.

Muriel whips up her secret recipe dog food for the County Dog Food Contest.

A vacuum salesman shrinks Muriel and Eustace and sucks them up into his vacuum.

The family goes on a dangerous space mission to save the Sun.