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The Best Episodes Written By Don Foster

Every TV Episode Written by Don Foster Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. 8.0/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  2. 8.0/10(10 votes)

    #2 - Ergo, the Booty Call

    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  3. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - Bird is the Word

    S3:E9

    Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  4. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Kansas City, Here We Come

    S4:E11

    Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.

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  5. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - The Bowling Show

    S4:E14

    When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.

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  6. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - Less is More

    S4:E16

    A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Don Foster
  7. 8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Lies

    S4:E21

    Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.

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  8. 7.9/10(10 votes)

    #8 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

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    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Don Foster
  9. 7.9/10(11 votes)

    #9 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  10. 7.9/10(10 votes)

    #10 - Apologies for the Frivolity

    S4:E6

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  11. 7.8/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

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    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Don Foster
  12. 7.7/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Santa's Village of the Damned

    S3:E11

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

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    Director:N/A
    Writer:Don Foster
  13. 7.6/10(12 votes)

    #13 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

    S2:E15

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

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    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Don Foster
  14. 7.6/10(11 votes)

    #14 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

    S5:E9

    Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

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    Director:Jean Sagal
    Writer:Don Foster
  15. 7.6/10(10 votes)

    #15 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

    S6:E16

    Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

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    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
  16. 7.5/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    S2:E23

    Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

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    Director:N/A
    Writer:Don Foster
  17. 7.5/10(10 votes)

    #17 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    S3:E24

    Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
  18. 7.5/10(11 votes)

    #18 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    S4:E5

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  19. 7.5/10(11 votes)

    #19 - City of Great Racks

    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

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    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
  20. 7.5/10(10 votes)

    #20 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

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    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Don Foster
  21. 7.4/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Just Like Buffalo

    S1:E23

    When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

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    Director:Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Don Foster
  22. 7.4/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Who's Vod Kanockers?

    S4:E2

    Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  23. 7.4/10(10 votes)

    #23 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

    S4:E19

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

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    Writer:Don Foster
  24. 7.3/10(11 votes)

    #24 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

    S1:E19

    Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

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    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Don Foster
  25. 7.3/10(9 votes)

    #25 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    S4:E9

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

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    Writer:Don Foster

Don Foster Ratings Summary

"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" is the best rated episode written by Don Foster. It scored 8/10 based on 9 votes. It was directed by Gary Halvorson. It aired on 2/6/2006 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Ergo, the Booty Call".