The Best Episodes Written By Don Foster
Every TV Episode Written by Don Foster Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters
Don Foster Ratings Summary
The best episode written by Don Foster is "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded", rated 8/10 from 8 user votes. It was "directed by Gary Halvorson". "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" aired on 2/6/2006 and is rated 0.1 point(s) higher than their second highest rated, "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?".
8.0/10 8 votes#1 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Season 3 Episode 14 - Aired 2/6/2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.9/10 9 votes#2 - Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Season 2 Episode 16 - Aired 2/13/2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
Director: Pamela Fryman
Writer: Don Foster
7.9/10 9 votes#3 - Ergo, the Booty Call
Season 3 Episode 16 - Aired 3/6/2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.9/10 10 votes#4 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Season 3 Episode 20 - Aired 4/24/2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.8/10 9 votes#5 - Apologies for the Frivolity
Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2006
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.8/10 8 votes#6 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
Season 4 Episode 23 - Aired 5/7/2007
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
Director: Lee Aronsohn
Writer: Don Foster
7.6/10 9 votes#7 - Santa's Village of the Damned
Season 3 Episode 11 - Aired 12/19/2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
Director: N/A
Writer: Don Foster
7.6/10 10 votes#8 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Season 5 Episode 9 - Aired 11/19/2007
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Director: Jean Sagal
Writer: Don Foster
7.6/10 9 votes#9 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 3/2/2009
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Don Foster
7.5/10 10 votes#10 - Smell the Umbrella Stand
Season 2 Episode 15 - Aired 2/6/2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
Director: Chuck Lorre
Writer: Don Foster
7.5/10 10 votes#11 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Season 4 Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2006
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.5/10 10 votes#12 - City of Great Racks
Season 5 Episode 4 - Aired 10/15/2007
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster
7.5/10 2 votes#13 - The Honeymoon is Over
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 9/24/2012
Mike is inspired by their honeymoon trip to Paris to change his life and travel the world, while Molly worries how their family and friends fared at home without them.
Director: N/A
Writer: Don Foster
7.4/10 10 votes#14 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Season 2 Episode 23 - Aired 5/15/2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
Director: N/A
Writer: Don Foster
7.4/10 9 votes#15 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Season 3 Episode 24 - Aired 5/22/2006
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster
7.4/10 9 votes#16 - Smooth as a Ken Doll
Season 4 Episode 19 - Aired 4/9/2007
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.4/10 9 votes#17 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Season 5 Episode 16 - Aired 4/28/2008
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Director: Joel Zwick
Writer: Don Foster
7.3/10 11 votes#18 - Who's Vod Kanockers?
Season 4 Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2006
Charlie finally tells Alan that he didn't marry Mia because she wanted Alan and Jake to move out of the house, but Alan finds a hole in his logic. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbor who constantly sings all the time, who happens to be Steven Tyler.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 9 votes#19 - Just Like Buffalo
Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 5/16/2004
When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
Director: Chuck Lorre
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 10 votes#20 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 3/21/2004
Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
Director: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 8 votes#21 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Season 4 Episode 9 - Aired 11/20/2006
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
Director: Gary Halvorson
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 9 votes#22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Season 4 Episode 22 - Aired 4/30/2007
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
Director: Jon Cryer
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 9 votes#23 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Season 5 Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/2007
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 8 votes#24 - I Think You Offended Don
Season 6 Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/2009
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
Director: Jeff Melman
Writer: Don Foster
7.2/10 9 votes#25 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Season 6 Episode 17 - Aired 3/9/2009
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
Director: James Widdoes
Writer: Don Foster