The Best Episodes Written By Don Foster

Every TV Episode Written by Don Foster Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    8.1/10(10 votes)

    #1 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  2. Background image for Ergo, the Booty Call
    8.1/10(11 votes)

    #2 - Ergo, the Booty Call

    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  3. Background image for Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
    8.0/10(11 votes)

    #3 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  4. Background image for Bird is the Word
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Bird is the Word

    S3:E9

    Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  5. Background image for Kansas City, Here We Come
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Kansas City, Here We Come

    S4:E11

    Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.

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  6. Background image for The Bowling Show
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - The Bowling Show

    S4:E14

    When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.

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  7. Background image for Less is More
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - Less is More

    S4:E16

    A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Don Foster
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  8. Background image for Lies
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #8 - Lies

    S4:E21

    Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.

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  9. Background image for Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    7.9/10(12 votes)

    #9 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  10. Background image for Apologies for the Frivolity
    7.9/10(11 votes)

    #10 - Apologies for the Frivolity

    S4:E6

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  11. Background image for Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
    7.8/10(12 votes)

    #11 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

    S2:E23

    Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Don Foster
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  12. Background image for Santa's Village of the Damned
    7.8/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Santa's Village of the Damned

    S3:E11

    Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

    Director:N/A
    Writer:Don Foster
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  13. Background image for Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    7.8/10(10 votes)

    #13 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Don Foster
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  14. Background image for Smell the Umbrella Stand
    7.7/10(13 votes)

    #14 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

    S2:E15

    Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.

    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Don Foster
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  15. Background image for A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #15 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

    S4:E5

    Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage maybe derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  16. Background image for Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #16 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

    S5:E9

    Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

    Director:Jean Sagal
    Writer:Don Foster
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  17. Background image for City of Great Racks
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #17 - City of Great Racks

    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  18. Background image for She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #18 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

    S6:E16

    Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  19. Background image for Just Like Buffalo
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Just Like Buffalo

    S1:E23

    When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

    Director:Chuck Lorre
    Writer:Don Foster
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  20. Background image for That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #20 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

    S3:E24

    Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  21. Background image for Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #21 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

    S4:E9

    Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  22. Background image for Smooth as a Ken Doll
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #22 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

    S4:E19

    Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  23. Background image for Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #23 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

    Director:Jon Cryer
    Writer:Don Foster
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  24. Background image for Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #24 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    S5:E5

    Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  25. Background image for Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #25 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Don Foster
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Don Foster Ratings Summary

"Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" is the best rated episode written by Don Foster. It scored 8.1/10 based on 10 votes. It was directed by Gary Halvorson. It aired on 2/6/2006 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Ergo, the Booty Call".