The Best Episodes Written By Don Foster

Every TV Episode Written by Don Foster Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

  1. Background image for Bird is the Word
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - Bird is the Word

    S3:E9

    Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  2. Background image for Kansas City, Here We Come
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #2 - Kansas City, Here We Come

    S4:E11

    Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.

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  3. Background image for The Bowling Show
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - The Bowling Show

    S4:E14

    When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.

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  4. Background image for Less is More
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - Less is More

    S4:E16

    A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.

    Director:Gail Mancuso
    Writer:Don Foster
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  5. Background image for Lies
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - Lies

    S4:E21

    Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.

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  6. Background image for Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    7.8/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

    S4:E23

    Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.

    Director:Lee Aronsohn
    Writer:Don Foster
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  7. Background image for Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #7 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

    S5:E9

    Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

    Director:Jean Sagal
    Writer:Don Foster
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  8. Background image for Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
    7.7/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

    S2:E16

    When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.

    Director:Pamela Fryman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  9. Background image for Ergo, the Booty Call
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #9 - Ergo, the Booty Call

    S3:E16

    Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  10. Background image for City of Great Racks
    7.6/10(12 votes)

    #10 - City of Great Racks

    S5:E4

    Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  11. Background image for She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
    7.6/10(11 votes)

    #11 - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

    S6:E16

    Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  12. Background image for Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #12 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

    S3:E14

    Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  13. Background image for Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    7.5/10(13 votes)

    #13 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

    S3:E20

    Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  14. Background image for Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #14 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

    S4:E22

    Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

    Director:Jon Cryer
    Writer:Don Foster
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  15. Background image for Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

    S5:E5

    Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  16. Background image for Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    7.5/10(11 votes)

    #16 - Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

    S5:E16

    Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

    Director:Joel Zwick
    Writer:Don Foster
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  17. Background image for Above Exalted Cyclops
    7.5/10(10 votes)

    #17 - Above Exalted Cyclops

    S6:E21

    Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  18. Background image for Apologies for the Frivolity
    7.4/10(12 votes)

    #18 - Apologies for the Frivolity

    S4:E6

    Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.

    Writer:Don Foster
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  19. Background image for Waiting for the Right Snapper
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper

    S5:E19

    When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  20. Background image for I Think You Offended Don
    7.4/10(10 votes)

    #20 - I Think You Offended Don

    S6:E13

    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  21. Background image for The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #21 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

    S6:E17

    Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  22. Background image for Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #22 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

    S6:E1

    In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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  23. Background image for He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
    7.3/10(10 votes)

    #23 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

    S6:E10

    Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
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  24. Background image for I'd Like to Start with the Cat
    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #24 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat

    S6:E15

    Charlie ends up in couples counseling.

    Director:Jeff Melman
    Writer:Don Foster
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    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #25 - 818-jklpuzo

    S7:E1

    Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

    Director:James Widdoes
    Writer:Don Foster
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Don Foster Ratings Summary

"Bird is the Word" is the best rated episode written by Don Foster. It scored 8/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by John Whitesell. It aired on 11/13/1990 and is rated 0.0 points higher than their second-best episode, "Kansas City, Here We Come".