The Best Episodes Written By Douglas Schwartz

Every TV Episode Written by Douglas Schwartz Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 1 Episode 13 - Armored Car
    7.8/10(5 votes)

    #1 - Armored Car

    S1:E13

    A pro-am beach volleyball tournament is being held and Trevor tries to convince Jill to be his partner for the competition. Their main rival in the competition is Jill's ex-partner which cements Jill's resolve to compete.

    Director:N/A

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  2. undefined Season 2 Episode 18 - Sharks Cove
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #2 - Sharks Cove

    S2:E18

    A beautiful Olympic hopeful disappears after a savage shark attack and Eddie's brother Bobby arrives for a weekend visit.

    Director:N/A

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  3. undefined Season 3 Episode 5 - Pier Pressure
    7.4/10(5 votes)

    #3 - Pier Pressure

    S3:E5

    Hobie weaves a web of lies to impress a girl; Summer is humiliated when she mistakes an offhand invitation from Jimmy Slade for a date.

    Director:N/A

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  4. undefined Season 2 Episode 13 - War of Nerves
    7.4/10(5 votes)

    #4 - War of Nerves

    S2:E13

    Ex-con and martial arts master Mason Sato terrorizes Mitch, Kaye, and Hobie.

    Director:N/A

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  5. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - In Deep
    7.3/10(6 votes)

    #5 - In Deep

    S1:E2

    Instead of attending summer school, Hobie decides to go power skiing with two friends, whose recklessness leads to a tragic accident. Eddie's lack of financial resources is revealed when Craig finds him sleeping in one of the lifeguard towers.

    Director:N/A

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  6. undefined Season 3 Episode 6 - Showdown at Malibu Beach High
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #6 - Showdown at Malibu Beach High

    S3:E6

    The love strings between Courtney, Slade and Summer are pulled tight; C.J. accepts a position at Malibu Beach High; Garner tires of work.

    Director:N/A

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  7. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - Nightmare Bay (2)
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #7 - Nightmare Bay (2)

    S2:E2

    Harvey is feeding off the local panic, making a small fortune selling ""Creature in the bay"" T-shirts. Just when things start to calm down, the situation escalates when a fishing boat catches something huge in its net, and is pulled underwater by the mysterious entity below the surface.

    Director:N/A

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  8. undefined Season 2 Episode 8 - Thin or Die
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #8 - Thin or Die

    S2:E8

    Eddie teaches an overweight girl who has loved him from afar the importance of self-esteem, while Mitch and Hobie adopt a dog that is the only witness to the owner's kidnapping.

    Director:N/A

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  9. undefined Season 3 Episode 2 - River of No Return (2)
    6.9/10(7 votes)

    #9 - River of No Return (2)

    S3:E2

    Drew shoots at the raft. Shauni is taken hostage, and pushed off the cliff. After Eddie and Mitch save her, she finds out that she's not pregnant. Eddie proposes to her. Mitch climbs down with the help of a rope and finds the golden boot; Jed arrives at the trailer. Eddie marries Shauni and they move to Australia.

    Director:N/A

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  10. undefined Season 2 Episode 15 - Sea of Flames
    6.8/10(5 votes)

    #10 - Sea of Flames

    S2:E15

    The Baywatch crew crack a seaborne drug ring, and Ben finds love with an aging movie star.

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  11. undefined Season 3 Episode 1 - River of No Return (1)
    6.7/10(7 votes)

    #11 - River of No Return (1)

    S3:E1

    Mitch receives news of his uncle's death. He recruits Hobie, Eddie and Shauni to trek to northern California's rugged gold country where he learns his uncle may have found the golden boot. Eddie and Shauni are having problems in their relationship when Eddie is accepted into a year-long lifeguard exchange program in Australia.

    Director:N/A

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - Panic at Malibu Pier
    6.5/10(12 votes)

    #12 - Panic at Malibu Pier

    S1:E1

    Mitch Buchannon has just been promoted to lieutenant. Mitch and his ex-wife Gayle have an argument about what's best for their son Hobie. Eddie Kramer is the top rookie in the rookie class of '89, and Shauni McClain is one of the last ones to qualify. Shauni starts off as a terrible lifeguard, but the experienced Jill Riley teaches her how to become a good lifeguard.

    Director:N/A

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  13. undefined Season 2 Episode 1 - Nightmare Bay (1)
    6.3/10(6 votes)

    #13 - Nightmare Bay (1)

    S2:E1

    An underwater photographer is attacked and more than a few people believe a sea monster is responsible. With the hysteria over the 'sea monster', Mitch and his fellow lifeguards are determined to get to the bottom of the mystery. Shauni's work as a lifeguard leads to conflict with a bunch of locals and her father but her father has a change of heart after he learns more about what she does.

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Douglas Schwartz Ratings Summary

"Armored Car" is the best rated episode written by Douglas Schwartz. It scored 7.8/10 based on 5 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 1/5/1990 and is rated 0.2 points higher than their second-best episode, "Sharks Cove".