9.4/108 votes#1 - My Porcelain God
Season 3 Episode 13 - Aired 2/17/2004
Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.
Director: Adam Bernstein
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.8/108 votes#2 - My Old Friend's New Friend
Season 4 Episode 1 - Aired 8/31/2004
Turk and Carla start to have issues when Carla tries to change everything about her new husband. Molly Clock (Heather Graham), the hospital's new psychiatrist, becomes friends with Elliot because she believes Turk, J.D. and Carla are shutting her out. Also, when Turk and J.D.'s car blows up, Carla lets him pick out the new ride only to find that instead of a car, he buys three scooters for them, further proving Carla's point that she needs to always be in control. The episode guest stars the Sugarhill Gang.
Director: Bill Lawrence
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.7/106 votes#3 - My Best Friend's Wedding
Season 3 Episode 22 - Aired 5/4/2004
The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.
Director: Bill Lawrence
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.5/104 votes#4 - My Day at the Races
Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 1/10/2006
While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish, before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Meanwhile, Elliot discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake, that freaks her out. And Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient, who wants to be hypnotized during surgery in effort to be promoted.
Director: Michael Spiller
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.4/1019 votes#5 - My First Day
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/2001
John Dorian, "J.D." to friends, is a boyishly handsome, self-deprecatingly funny, likeable guy who would be confident if he only realized his assets. Four years of medical school have prepared J.D. for his first day as an intern at Sacred Heart Hospital - but he has his doubts.
Director: Adam Bernstein
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.3/107 votes#6 - My White Whale
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 10/23/2003
Finding difficulties training his interns, J.D. asks to Elliot for some help. She tells J.D. about Sean, who gave Elliot great tips based on his dolphin training that fit perfectly for her interns. Dr. Cox finds the ideal pediatrician for his son: Dr. Norris, who acts and looks just like him. However, Dr. Cox is quick to find a problem with him once Jack develops a cough that scares both him and Jordan.
Director: Michael Spiller
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.3/108 votes#7 - My Way or the Highway
Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 4/16/2002
Turk's competitiveness is starting to annoy J.D., especially when it crosses the line of personal jokes and comes to patient's matters. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox finally has a taste of good coffee, but thanks to his feud with Dr. Kelso, the only nurse who was able to make it gets fired. Elliot meets a very attractive patient, whom she instantly identifies, but has a really hard time getting him to ask her out.
Director: Adam Bernstein
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.3/108 votes#8 - My Nightingale
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2002
J.D., Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital night shift and face responsibilities without supervision for the first time. Luckily, they have Carla there to support and guide them through the night. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox doesn't know what to do, when he realizes that he has feelings for his ex-wife Jordan and is asked (forced actually) to introduce Dr. Kelso at a social event, where he will be receiving an award from the medical board.
Director: Craig Zisk
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.2/1019 votes#9 - Turn the Page
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 10/22/2007
Charlie and Dani represent Mia after she wrote a book that seems to have come out of Hank's feather. Becca decides to move out of Bill and Karen's home to live with her dad Hank.
Director: David Von Ancken
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.2/1010 votes#10 - My Best Friend's Mistake
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/2001
J.D. begins to feel distant from Turk, when he leaves him abandoned every time that he tries to talk to him. Elliot fights with Kelso for calling her "sweetheart," and she seeks Dr. Cox's advice. J.D.'s relationship with Elliot goes in a time race, when he has 48 hours to kiss her before he is put into her "Friend Zone."
Director: Adam Bernstein
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.2/1010 votes#11 - My Fifteen Minutes
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/2001
J.D. and Turk become heroes after saving a cameraman's life on TV, while heading to a strip club. But Turk quickly becomes the target of a new publicity campaign led by Dr. Kelso, exploiting the hospital's diversity. Meanwhile, J.D. worries about his evaluation. Elliot is going out with Carla, but in the last minute she blows her off and later Elliot runs into her in a bar.
Director: Lawrence Trilling
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.2/106 votes#12 - My Brother, My Keeper
Season 2 Episode 14 - Aired 1/23/2003
Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D. Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordan's baby, becoming the object of Dr. Cox's anxiety.
Director: Michael Spiller
Writer: Eric Weinberg
8.0/106 votes#13 - My Words of Wisdom
Season 6 Episode 16 - Aired 4/12/2007
In the wake of Laverne's funeral, the Sacred Heart Staff decide to implement lessons from her life to their actions. Carla is upset that everyone seems to act as if nothing has changed. Dr. Cox tries to take twenty minutes for himself every day, but has great difficulty doing that. Meanwhile, the Janitor helps J.D. and Turk treat a deaf patient. And Elliot learns that Keith wants more from their relationship.
Director: Victor Nelli Jr.
Writer: Eric Weinberg
7.8/106 votes#14 - Fear
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 7/7/2011
Ryan gets his wallet back (that's the good news) when his malevolent, porn-addicted neighbor Spencer shows up. The bad news? Spencer's looking for answers about who broke into his house. He's also looking for blood.
Director: Randall Einhorn
Writer: Eric Weinberg
7.8/1022 votes#15 - Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 9/17/2007
Hank spends the night with a sexy surfer girl and in return she robs him. Mia wants more of Hank's writing to pass her class, instead he offers her to help her with her own writing. Charlie wants to spice up the sex life with his wife, but she is not as fond of spanking as Dani is.
Director: Ken Whittingham
Writer: Eric Weinberg
7.7/103 votes#16 - Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
Season 7 Episode 3 - Aired 11/7/2010
Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ''killer'' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.
Director: John Aoshima
Writer: Eric Weinberg
6.0/101 votes#17 - That Dare Not Speak
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/2016
Graves is forced to acknowledge that his views are on the wrong side of history as he reluctantly attends his speechwriter’s marriage…to another man. Meanwhile, Olivia falls deeper in love with Arturo and Margaret gets a surprising call from an old friend with benefits, tech billionaire Jonathan Dalton. Isaiah tries to prep Jeremy for a local morning news show but he’s more interested in throwing a party.
Director: Bob Balaban
Writer: Eric Weinberg
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"My Porcelain God" is the best rated episode written by Eric Weinberg. It scored 9.375/10 based on 8 votes. It was directed by Adam Bernstein. It aired on 2/17/2004 and is rated 0.6 points higher than their second-best episode, "My Old Friend's New Friend".