The Best Episodes Written By Eric Weinberg

Every TV Episode Written by Eric Weinberg Ranked from Best to Worst by Thousands of Voters

Episode Rankings

  1. #1 Fan Favorite
    undefined Season 3 Episode 13 - My Porcelain God
    10.0/10(1 votes)

    #1 - My Porcelain God

    S3:E13

    Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.

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  2. undefined Season 1 Episode 1 - My First Day
    9.3/10(3 votes)

    #2 - My First Day

    S1:E1

    John Dorian, "J.D." to friends, is a boyishly handsome, self-deprecatingly funny, likeable guy who would be confident if he only realized his assets. Four years of medical school have prepared J.D. for his first day as an intern at Sacred Heart Hospital - but he has his doubts.

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  3. undefined Season 2 Episode 2 - My Nightingale
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #3 - My Nightingale

    S2:E2

    J.D., Elliot and Turk find themselves alone in the hospital night shift and face responsibilities without supervision for the first time. Luckily, they have Carla there to support and guide them through the night. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox doesn't know what to do, when he realizes that he has feelings for his ex-wife Jordan and is asked (forced actually) to introduce Dr. Kelso at a social event, where he will be receiving an award from the medical board.

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  4. undefined Season 3 Episode 3 - My White Whale
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #4 - My White Whale

    S3:E3

    Finding difficulties training his interns, J.D. asks to Elliot for some help. She tells J.D. about Sean, who gave Elliot great tips based on his dolphin training that fit perfectly for her interns. Dr. Cox finds the ideal pediatrician for his son: Dr. Norris, who acts and looks just like him. However, Dr. Cox is quick to find a problem with him once Jack develops a cough that scares both him and Jordan.

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  5. undefined Season 3 Episode 22 - My Best Friend's Wedding
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #5 - My Best Friend's Wedding

    S3:E22

    The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.

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  6. undefined Season 4 Episode 1 - My Old Friend's New Friend
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #6 - My Old Friend's New Friend

    S4:E1

    Turk and Carla start to have issues when Carla tries to change everything about her new husband. Molly Clock (Heather Graham), the hospital's new psychiatrist, becomes friends with Elliot because she believes Turk, J.D. and Carla are shutting her out. Also, when Turk and J.D.'s car blows up, Carla lets him pick out the new ride only to find that instead of a car, he buys three scooters for them, further proving Carla's point that she needs to always be in control. The episode guest stars the Sugarhill Gang.

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  7. undefined Season 5 Episode 3 - My Day at the Races
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #7 - My Day at the Races

    S5:E3

    While planning his birthday, J.D. finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish, before he turned 30. He enters a triathlon to begin. Meanwhile, Elliot discovers a side of her boyfriend Jake, that freaks her out. And Turk is working hard to impress his bosses and takes on a patient, who wants to be hypnotized during surgery in effort to be promoted.

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  8. undefined Season 1 Episode 8 - My Fifteen Minutes
    8.5/10(2 votes)

    #8 - My Fifteen Minutes

    S1:E8

    J.D. and Turk become heroes after saving a cameraman's life on TV, while heading to a strip club. But Turk quickly becomes the target of a new publicity campaign led by Dr. Kelso, exploiting the hospital's diversity. Meanwhile, J.D. worries about his evaluation. Elliot is going out with Carla, but in the last minute she blows her off and later Elliot runs into her in a bar.

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  9. undefined Season 1 Episode 11 - Turn the Page
    8.1/10(29 votes)

    #9 - Turn the Page

    S1:E11

    Charlie and Dani represent Mia after she wrote a book that seems to have come out of Hank's feather. Becca decides to move out of Bill and Karen's home to live with her dad Hank.

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  10. undefined Season 7 Episode 3 - Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
    8.0/10(6 votes)

    #10 - Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls

    S7:E3

    Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ''killer'' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.

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  11. undefined Season 1 Episode 2 - Help Us Help You
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #11 - Help Us Help You

    S1:E2

    Stubeck is worried about a vampire prostitute after he and Billy release her from the station. Meanwhile, teen vigilantes go after zombies, and Dashell takes Kirsten out on the beat.

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  12. undefined Season 1 Episode 10 - Assault on Precinct UTF
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #12 - Assault on Precinct UTF

    S1:E10

    After a swarm of zombie prisoners takes over the UTF precinct, Captain Dashell and his crew must use their wits and training to regain control of the station.

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  13. undefined Season 1 Episode 11 - Partners
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #13 - Partners

    S1:E11

    Stubeck looks for a mole on the UTF force, while Dashell attends a vamp funeral and Carla and Kirsten visit a woman who can't say goodbye to her zombie husband.

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  14. undefined Season 1 Episode 12 - Peace in the Valley
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #14 - Peace in the Valley

    S1:E12

    Stu and Billy set the terms of a peace summit between Captain Dashell and Santos while Landry and Carla uncover a dangerous secret inside the Valley hospital.

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  15. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - My Best Friend's Mistake
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - My Best Friend's Mistake

    S1:E3

    J.D. begins to feel distant from Turk, when he leaves him abandoned every time that he tries to talk to him. Elliot fights with Kelso for calling her "sweetheart," and she seeks Dr. Cox's advice. J.D.'s relationship with Elliot goes in a time race, when he has 48 hours to kiss her before he is put into her "Friend Zone."

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  16. undefined Season 1 Episode 20 - My Way or the Highway
    8.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - My Way or the Highway

    S1:E20

    Turk's competitiveness is starting to annoy J.D., especially when it crosses the line of personal jokes and comes to patient's matters. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox finally has a taste of good coffee, but thanks to his feud with Dr. Kelso, the only nurse who was able to make it gets fired. Elliot meets a very attractive patient, whom she instantly identifies, but has a really hard time getting him to ask her out.

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  17. undefined Season 2 Episode 14 - My Brother, My Keeper
    8.0/10(1 votes)

    #17 - My Brother, My Keeper

    S2:E14

    Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D. Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordan's baby, becoming the object of Dr. Cox's anxiety.

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  18. undefined Season 1 Episode 6 - Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
    7.9/10(35 votes)

    #18 - Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

    S1:E6

    Hank spends the night with a sexy surfer girl and in return she robs him. Mia wants more of Hank's writing to pass her class, instead he offers her to help her with her own writing. Charlie wants to spice up the sex life with his wife, but she is not as fond of spanking as Dani is.

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  19. undefined Season 1 Episode 3 - Fear
    7.3/10(9 votes)

    #19 - Fear

    S1:E3

    Ryan gets his wallet back (that's the good news) when his malevolent, porn-addicted neighbor Spencer shows up. The bad news? Spencer's looking for answers about who broke into his house. He's also looking for blood.

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Eric Weinberg Ratings Summary

"My Porcelain God" is the best rated episode written by Eric Weinberg. It scored 10/10 based on 1 votes. It was directed by N/A. It aired on 2/17/2004 and is rated 0.7 points higher than their second-best episode, "My First Day".